Cultivation Chat Group

Among the many seniors that he knew, there was no one who was a better candidate than Senior Yellow Mountain.     

Even Northern River's Loose Cultivator and True Monarch Eternal Fire were not as reliable as Senior Yellow Mountain when it came to managing a group.     

Hard-To-Crush Little Squirrel: [Executing the command. The group chat "Nine Provinces Number Two Group" has been successfully created. The group administrator has been set to Venerable Yellow Mountain nicknamed "Mama Yellow Mountain". Current member list: "Venerable Tyrannical 'Scholar Dragon Demon' Song. Would you like to add new members to the group chat? Y/N?]     

Song Shuhang said, "Yes! Let me see which members I can add to the Nine Provinces Number Two Group. In addition, you should send a message to Senior Yellow Mountain first. No one is better than Senior Yellow Mountain when it comes to managing a group."     

As for who to add, he could try adding the seniors from the Nine Provinces Number One Group first, as well as those seniors who were already 'dead'. As for the others, he would leave that up to Senior Yellow Mountain.     

Hard-To-Crush Little Squirrel: [Executing the command.]     

:snowflake::snowflake::snowflake:     

On Earth in the main world, inside an overseas immortal cave of Senior Yellow Mountain.     

Doudou was wearing a magical collar around its neck. It was flinging pieces of cherry-flavored dog food up into the air and catching them with its mouth.     

These cherries were sent to it by Senior White with a flying sword previously. It was something that Senior White promised to give it when he left his seclusion.     

Venerable Yellow Mountain refined the cherries into dog food, turning them into little treats for Doudou.     

"Doudou, I might be able to train a new administrator by the end of this year. At that time, I'll leave the managing of the Nine Provinces Number One Group to the new group leader." Venerable Yellow Mountain leaned against the chair, holding a cup of wine and gently taking a sip.     

"Woof~" Doudou responded casually.     

Recently, it felt that its mating season was approaching, causing it to become rather irritable.     

In addition, it was now a Fifth Stage monster dog, so it could already be considered an adult.     

Now that it was an adult, it became meaningless for it to run away from home. Adult dogs were responsible for their actions, even if he ran away from home, Yellow Mountain would no longer send someone to bring it back.     

Moreover, not to mention running away from home, Stupid Yellow Mountain was even considering whether or not to create a separate immortal cave for Doudou and have it become independent.     

Doudou could not help but feel flustered and scared with all these changes quickly taking place.     

It found it difficult to adapt to the challenges that came with growing up.     

This was the trouble of becoming an adult!     

Doudou sighed inwardly and flicked up another piece of cherry-flavored dog food. This time, due to the stress it was feeling, it flung the dog food at the wrong angle.     

The cherry-flavored dog food flew up and bounced off Venerable Yellow Mountain's computer screen.     

"Woof~" Doudou's figure was as fast as lightning. He rushed forward onto Venerable Yellow Mountain's desk and opened its mouth to munch on the dog food.     

"Pfff~" Venerable Yellow Mountain, who was sipping the wine, suddenly spewed out all the wine in his mouth.     

A mixture of wine and saliva was sprayed all over Doudou's body and face.     

He had been completely caught off guard!     

"Woof?" Doudou turned his head and stared at Yellow Mountain. "Stupid Yellow Mountain, did you do that on purpose?"     

"No... I didn't mean to do that." Venerable Yellow Mountain put down the wine and wiped his mouth.     

At the same time, he murmured, "It must be my mind playing tricks on me. I must've been too tired recently, which caused me to start imagining things."     

He closed his eyes and checked his state carefully.     

[Beep~ System Prompt: The group chat "Nine Provinces Number Two Group" has been successfully created. Congratulations to Mama Yellow Mountain, you have become the group administrator of the "Nine Provinces Number Two Group." The current group members are: empty, empty, empty, empty.]     

Venerable Yellow Mountain: "..."     

Doudou asked doubtfully, "Are you sick, Stupid Yellow Mountain?"     

Venerable Yellow Mountain stretched his hand out tremblingly and grabbed the medicine bottle on the table. He took out a pill and swallowed it down.     

What the hell is this Nine Provinces Number Two Group, and why am I its administrator?     

Also, what is with these empty slots?     

While he was lost in his thoughts, a series of prompts sounded in his mind.     

Familiar names were added to the Nine Provinces Number Two Group.     

Sage Monarch White, Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly, Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue, Fairy Lychee, Xuan Nu Sect's Skylark.     

Then there was Daluo Sect's True Monarch Rain Moon, Northern River's Loose Cultivator, Su Clan's Seven, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, Immortal Master Copper Trigram, Medicine Master, Riverly Purple Mist, Young Master Phoenix Slayer, Fairy Dongfang Six, Scholar Xian Gong, True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple, True Monarch White Crane, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, True Monarch Eternal Fire... as well as other old friends from the Nine Provinces Number One Group.     

Then Su Clan's Sixteen, Soft Feather, Yu Jiaojiao, Doudou, Little Guoguo, Shi, Zhu, Chuchu, Lady Onion, and Little Cai were added as well.     

The originally empty Nine Provinces Number Two Group quickly became lively.     

After almost all the old members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were added, the addition of members slowed down a bit.     

But it did not take long for another batch of new members to be added to the group.     

Pavilion Master Chu, Fairy Cheng Lin, Fairy White Dragon, Lady Dragon Network "Fat Ball," the Almighty Merchant, the Divine Dragon of the Beast Realm, Dragon Eye...     

Song Shuhang added nearly all of the members of his friends list to the group     

Of course, he excluded the Heavenly Emperor and the members of the Heavenly City that were added to his friends list not long ago.     

Hezhi and the Indestructible Lord were also blocked for now.     

There was also Senior White Two who was not added. Senior White Two had a special identity, and Song Shuhang would chat with him privately to ask his opinion before proceeding any further.     

There was also Striped Dragon Two who was in a similar situation.     

The Nine Provinces Number Two Group had only just been created, and various functions were still being loaded.     

The members who were added to the group could only see the names of the other members at the moment. They could not yet communicate with each other.     

Since they could not speak in the Nine Provinces Number Two Group, some members quickly took out their phones and opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group.     

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "＠Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire, Senior Yellow Mountain, what is this Nine Provinces Number Two Group that just popped up in my mind? Is it something you created?"     

Because Song Shuhang was still in the Wielder's small black room and thus forgotten, the seniors could not remember him for the time being.     

As a result, everyone's eyes naturally focused on the group administrator, Venerable Yellow Mountain.     

Cave Lord Snow Wolf asked, "Nine Provinces Number Two Group… Senior Yellow Mountain, have you awakened a new skill?"     

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "[Voice] Meow~"     

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue: "I see a group of special people in that group."     

"What is this Nine Provinces Number Two Group that you're talking about?"     

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "There are some new names in that group... Senior Yellow Mountain, did you make this second group chat? I can't wait to chat with these new members!"     

Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly: "Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless, turn your head and look behind you at five o'clock. There will be a surprise."     

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "???"