Since yesterday I've wanted to punch you in the face
Since yesterday I've wanted to punch you in the face
"Who are you?" - asked Konohamaru as he looked at the young redhead.
"My name is Kurama Uzumaki... I'm not sure if Biwako baba has told you anything about me" - answered the young redheaded man as he smiled at the boy.
"You are Kurama Nii-chan?!" - exclaimed the young boy - "Biwako Baba said you are strong!"
"Yes, I am" - Kurama nodded as he ignored the two Sunanin.
Kankuro was furious about this but Temari had an interesting look on his face - "Not bad... the redheaded bonbon knows how to deal with children"
"What?" - Kankuro could only get a glimpse of his big sister.
"It's nothing... just that it's hard to find a guy who's good with kids... usually they're just idiots who just think with their crotches" - said Temari as she shrugged - "Like you for example"
". . ." - Kankuro felt his anger building but quickly quieted down.
"Mommy likes it" - smiled Temari as she watched the boy in front of her calm the little one who looked angry.
"Remember we are not here to get you a boyfriend" - Kankuro said quietly.
"I know... but no one says I can't get a prize after all this is over" - replied the beautiful young blonde as she looked at the boy. He was everything I was looking for, he was handsome, you could tell he was strong and kind to children.
"Just... don't let him get in the way of our mission" - sighed Kankuro as he shook his head but his expression changed when he felt a murderous aura behind him - "Shit!"
"!" - Temari also began to tremble as her breathing became irregular.
". . ." - Kurama was only silence as he watched one of the trees - "Why don't you come out and talk to your big brother?"
"~" - Temari blushed when she heard this because she was misinterpreting the redhead's words. She knew who the person in hiding was, after all, he was her younger brother.
"You... Kaasan tells me... that you are a filthy fox..." - a cold, unemotional voice was heard echoing in the room.
Kankuro and Temari were pale when they saw a large amount of sand gathered in front of them. Slowly it began to form the silhouette of a young man. He wore a black full-body suit with short sleeves and an open neck. In it, he wore a white cloth over his right shoulder and the left side of his hip, and a wide leather belt over his left shoulder, he wore his Suna forehead guard around his gourd, his hair was red, short and messy showing his pale face, his eyes were surrounded by dark circles while the Kanji Ai (Love) was marked on the left with a blood-red color.
"I didn't know that Shukaku had gone to Taiwan and had had a sex change" - snorted Kurama as he felt the aura of the young man in front of him start to get out of control - "You'd better calm down... I don't want to have to kick your only tail"
"Gaara..." - Kankuro muttered as he tried to defend himself but before he could say anything, he was interrupted by the newcomer - "I don't want to hear about your excuses... now let's go... we have to go to the Chunin Exams room..."
"H-Hai..." - the two Sunanin nodded as they looked at each other cautiously
"Won't you say anything to your big brother?" - asked Kurama as Gaara gave him a cold and unemotional look - "Kaasan tells me she wants your blood more than anything else in the world... and I'm going to give it to her..."
Kurama only shook his head when he saw the three Suna shinobis retreating - "I think it's time for you to get out too"
"Hey, Dobe... who was that?" - Sasuke asked seriously as he watched the silhouette of the young redheaded man leave. It was obvious that he had sensed the murderous aura he was radiating and that was why his hands were sweating.
". . ." -Sakura didn't know how to react in this situation. She had not felt so much fear since they faced Zabuza and Haku, and even so, in that time she had not been so afraid as now.
"Kuro-kun..." - Ino muttered as she felt her legs lose strength - "That boy..."
". . ." - Hinata only trembled as she felt her eyes tremble a little. She had never seen a chakra as monstrous and yet dark as the boy's, it was as if it had a life of its own but what made it worse, it was as if it was thirsty for blood.
"That boy... is a Jinchuriki" - answered Kurama seriously - "He is a human who has one of the nine Bijuu sealed inside him"
"!" - the kids were surprised at those words because they never thought the Bijuu could be sealed inside people.
"Wait for a second!" - Sasuke exclaimed in surprise - "You say that boy has inside him one of those beasts that can easily destroy villages?!"
"I am offended about the beasts but that is an accurate description" - the redheaded man nodded - "In answer to your question, yes, inside him is the Ichibi, Suna no Shukaku... a crazy bastard who only wants to see blood"
"You seem to know him", Sakura said after she calmed down.
". . ." - Kurama was silent for a few seconds as he thought about whether or not to tell them.
"Dobe... what are you hiding from us?" - Sasuke asked seriously - "Remember that we are your friends, so you can tell us whatever you want"
". . ." - The two Genins from Team 8 looked at the boy with concern as they waited for his answer.
"It's not that it's a big secret and I'm sure that your parents have told you some details, so I don't see the point in hiding it" - answered the young redhead - "But I don't think it's the best time to talk about this, not when third parties can hear us"
The kids looked around and noticed how a lot of people were coming to the place.
"Don't ignore me!" - exclaimed Konohamaru as he saw that they had forgotten about his presence.
"Konohamaru-sama?!" - Sakura exclaimed at the sight of the child.
"Right, I was talking to Konohamaru" - Kurama nodded - "What do you need?"
"I wanted to know if you could train me to be much stronger" - the boy said seriously.
"Don't you already have a sensei? - Kurama asked in surprise.
"He is useless" - snorted Konohamaru as he remembered his teacher who only made him read about politics - "I want to be strong enough to defeat my grandfather and thus become Hokage"
"Child... Strength is not all you need to be Hokage" - Sasuke said as he shook his head.
"What do you mean?!" - exclaimed Konohamaru with a frown.
"To be Hokage you do not only need to be strong, you also need to be wise to be able to solve the problems that afflict you and your people" - answered Kurama this time - "A leader must not only have physical strength, but also the knowledge and wisdom needed, after all, the Hokage has to engage in peaceful conversations with other villages, even those that are enemies
"If a leader is driven by his emotions, then the village will suffer from his actions" - added Sasuke.
". . ." - Konohamaru was silent as he digested the words of the two Genins - " You say I'm going to have to keep studying about politics and such boring things?"
"No... what I'm saying is that you have to balance studies and shinobi training" - answered Kurama with a smile.
"I agree with the redhead on that" - Sasuke nodded.
"Ugh... I guess I'll have to talk to Ebisu" - mumbled Konohamaru in annoyance. "I'd better get home, I'm sure Biwako Baba must be worried about me"
"Good luck with your dream" - said Kurama as he watched the boy run away.
"Thank you!" - exclaimed Konohamaru as he ran home.
"I guess it's time for us to go to..." - said Kurama, only to dodge the punch coming at his face - "Why was that, Teme?"
"I don't know..." - replied the black-haired boy - "I just know that since yesterday I've wanted to punch you in the face"
"Okay... I feel like I deserve it" - Kurama nodded, though he was surprised at how sharp his friend's senses were.
"So you let yourself be beaten up?" - Sasuke asked as he looked at his friend with a half-smile.
"I never said that" - Kurama denied as he continued to dodge the attacks of the Uchiha.
"Should we stop them?" - asked Hinata as he watched the two boys 'fight'.
"Naaa... let Sasuke-kun take revenge for a moment" - answered Sakura, and then looked at her boyfriend with emotion - "Come on Sasuke-kun~! Give that carrot-haired idiot what he deserves!"
Kurama's eyebrow began to tremble when he heard the pink-haired girl insult his hair.
"Oh, shit!" - exclaimed Sasuke as he saw his 'enemy' disappear from his vision.
"Oh..." - said Sakura as she felt a presence behind her.
"Any last words?" - Kurama asked coolly.
"Etto..." - the pink-haired girl muttered.
"I expected something more..." - said the red-haired young man - "Ninpo: Nyūbōshukushō (Ninja Art: Breast Reduction)..."
"!" - Sakura was surprised when she heard the redhead's words, more so when her front felt even lighter - "No!"
She quickly grabbed her breasts and noticed that what little she had was completely gone - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"