It must be because of Dog Chow
It must be because of Dog Chow
" She deserves it" - Kurama snorted with a frown - "But don't worry, that Jutsu only lasts a few minutes... it is mostly used by women with large busts at times when they need to pass through very narrow places or other similar situations"
"That is great" sighed Sasuke even though he was still upset by the whole situation.
"Anyway, we'd better get to the Exams site" - sighed Ino as she watched her friend continue to cry uncontrollably.
"I think the punishment was too much already..." - said Hinata as she watched Sakura just repeat "I'm sorry".
"Okay... you are making me feel like a villain" - sighed Kurama as he shook his head. He was now feeling bad about the situation, so with one quick movement, he snapped his fingers.
"Huh?" - Sakura was surprised when she felt the weight on her front again - "They are back! I swear by Kami-sama that I will never be envious of other girls again! (Unless they're like Tsunade-sama's)"
"I suppose it is true that the saying 'You don't know what you have until you lose it'..." Kurama nodded.
"You!" - Sakura shouted angrily but froze when she saw Kurama make a hand seal. She took a few steps back because she knew that was how it all began.
"This is better... Fufufu~" - Kurama could only burst out with a wicked laugh as he watched the young Haruno shiver.
"I think you're getting too close to Anko-san..." - Ino muttered as she shook her head.
"We better go" - sighed Sasuke as he took Sakura by the hand to calm her.
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The group of five quickly arrived at the location they'd been informed of, only to see an angry Kiba waiting for them at the entrance - "Bastards! I was told we'd meet over an hour ago!"
"Didn't you tell him it would be in the square?" - Sasuke asked as he glanced at the redhead.
"Oops? Teehee~!" - Kurama only gave the boy an innocent look, who only threw himself at the red-haired man - "Ok, this is going to take a little time..."
"Rookie fight!" - exclaimed one man as a large number of people began to gather.
"It's my time to shine!" - said another man as he pulled a small table out of the air - "Place your bets!"
". . ." - The Genins from teams 7 and 8 could only see with a drop of sweat how everything was going so fast. In just a few seconds there was a betting 'room' and there were even food vendors for people to enjoy the show.
"50,000 Ryo to the fleabag!" - exclaimed one man with excitement.
"100,000 on the redheaded hottie!" - exclaimed one girl - "Come on honey, if you win, I'll ask you out on a date~!"
"Back off, bitch!" - shouted another slightly older woman - "100,000 on the mango candy!"
". . ." - the men just looked on furiously as the women bet on the young Uzumaki, so they did the opposite.
"Come on Inuzuka-san! I'll give you half if you break that Lucky Man's face!" - exclaimed one man in tears of blood.
"Give that Riajuu what he deserves!" - exclaimed another - "200,000 to the brown boy!"
"I think this is getting out of control..." - murmured Sasuke but a drop of sweat ran down his temple when he saw how Hinata and Ino were betting on Kurama.
"Come on Kiba, I trust you!" - Sakura shouted.
"I never thought I would say this but thank you Sakura!" - Kiba exclaimed with a smile on his face.
"Don't worry" the pink-haired girl replied, "All to the redhead!"
"Pff" - Kurama could hardly resist the urge to burst out laughing.
"Fucking pink board!" - shouted the Inuzuka in fury - "I just hope your non-existent tits shrink and you end up being used as an ironing board!"
Sakura only shook with fear because she remembered the events that had happened only a few minutes ago.
"What's going on out here?" - asked a tall man with slightly tanned skin and a scarred face. His black clothing and intimidating aura showed that he was no ordinary person - "Do you gamble outside the Chunin Examination building?"
The man frowned when he saw the situation but calmed down when he saw who it was. Slowly he walked over to the gambling man, who was afraid to see such an imposing man - "Y-Yes?"
"500,000 on the redhead" - that was all the man said before he headed back to the building - "If I find out I won the bet and you don't give me my money... you' re going to have a special place in the IT"
"H-Hai!" - exclaimed the man in fear, so much so that he could hardly resist the urge to pee his pants.
"Hello, Ibiki-san!" - exclaimed Kurama as he felt the presence of the IT man.
"Hello, Gaki" - Ibiki nodded - "I hope there won't be a repeat of last time with Anko because I had a slight complication in not having my best torturer"
"It wasn't my fault, Anko-chan locked me up in well... I don't think I have to explain it any further" - answered Kurama as he dodged Kiba's attacks with ease.
"Just tell her to control herself a little" - sighed the IT leader as he shook his head - "You'd better not say anything... we both know that won't happen..."
"I am sorry," Kurama apologized as he felt Kiba's blows become more and more precise.
"Finish quickly, the Exams are about to begin" - said Ibiki as he entered the building.
"I suppose it is time to end this" - said Kurama as he disappeared and reappeared behind the Inuzuka - "Good night~"
"What? Ugh!" - Kiba could only complain about feeling like he was losing consciousness.
"Now... how about we go inside the building?" - asked the young redheaded man as he grabbed Kiba by the leg and started dragging him into the building but not before looking at where all the happy women who bet on him were - "By the way... that guy is running away with the money"
"Huh?" - The girls looked like the man who had set up the betting room was indeed trying to sneak in - "Shit!"
"Get him, girls!" - shouted one woman as the others started to run at the guy. On the other hand, the men had annoying expressions on their faces - "Tch! He lacked Dog Chow..."
"Isn't that to make the dog shit harder?" - asked another.
"I have no idea, I don't even have a pet" - snorted the first of the men.
"You should, there are times when a pet makes the day..." - said a third. The remaining men began to enter the conversation while the gambling man was asking for help.
"This day couldn't be weirder..." - Sakura murmured now that she had recovered - "Right! Girls! You can help me get our bets back too!"
"Sure!" - shouted the women now that they had managed to capture the man.
"Help!" - shouted the poor wretch.
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Teams 7 and 8 walked inside the building, only to see that two men were blocking the "stairs".
"What a simple illusion..." - snorted Sasuke as he ignored the groups that were trying to get through the "second-floor entrance", but before they could continue, a voice made them stop their steps - "Stop!"
"?" - The group turned around only to see a boy a little older than them looking at them seriously. His black hair combed into a bowl cut, his big eyebrows, and black eyes made him look strange, but nothing compared to the outfit he was wearing, a green spandex suit.
"You!" - shouted Hinata and Ino in fury when they saw the boy, who only recoiled in fear - "I?"
"Why are you acting like this?" - Sasuke asked curiously.
"This is why~" - replied Kurama as he used the same Genjutsu he had used on the girls against the boy.
"ARGH!" - Sasuke could only scream in pain as he felt his eyes bleed. The psychological damage he had suffered now was far greater than anything he had suffered during his entire short life together. Sasuke could not contain his anger when he saw the young Taijutsu expert - "YOU!"
". . ." - Lee could only tremble with fear not knowing how he had angered so many people, especially Sasuke who, for all the pain he had suffered, had awakened his third tomoe.
"I think I went too far..." - Kurama muttered as he watched the three of them rush at the poor green spandex boy.
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"Whatever I did, I'm sorry..." - mumbled Lee, who now had a swollen face.
". . ." - Ino and Hinata only gave him a serious look but Sasuke had finally calmed down - "No.. we're the ones who should apologize"
"It doesn't matter..." - sighed Lee as he shook his head - "I'm sorry I stopped you but I did it because I want to fight you, Sasuke Uchiha"
"Ho~?And what would be the reason?" - Sasuke asked curiously.
"The reason is that I want to fight for the hand of the beautiful, Sakura Haruno-chan! - Lee exclaimed excitedly.
"Huh?" - This made the boys on team 7 and 8 surprised, especially Sakura who could not believe her ears.
"I'm sorry... but I'm happy with my boyfriend, especially because I don't think I can go out with you" - the girl with the pink hair denied - "First... you're weird"
"Agh!" - Lee could feel an arrow going through his heart.
"Second... you're fucking weird..." - continued Sakura while Lee suffered another attack - "Third... what kind of space creature are you? I mean, there can't be any other being greener and weirder than you.
"Ugh..." - and that was the last thing Lee could resist because he fell to the ground unconscious.
"Great, now we've got two idiots asleep..." - murmured Kurama as he watched a girl about his age walk in his direction while she shook her head as she watched Lee become unconscious.
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From next week, I will only upload chapters from Monday to Friday because on Saturdays I will be busy doing a little work to support myself ( it' s not much but it' s something) and on Sundays, I rest.
If I can write on Saturdays, I will do so to accumulate chapters in case I have to do one of those days and thus stably upload chapters.