It's not because he' s a minor... right?
It's not because he' s a minor... right?
"I swear that if you answer the question wrong, I will cut your balls and I will cook them for you to eat them as you like, then I will take the misery that you have between your legs and I will do a prostate exam with it" - said Sakura with fury while she looked at her teammate with brown hair. Kiba could only tremble with fear as he prayed to all the gods he knew just to make the question easy.
"Well... I suppose I will ask the last question now..." - said Ibiki with a smile - "Congratulations, you have passed the first phase of the Chunin Examinations"
"Huh?" - the candidates just looked at Ibiki in surprise not knowing how they'd fucking done it.
"It's simple, the first part of the test consisted of knowledge and information gathering, while the last question demonstrated your unity as a team and ability to withstand pressure" - answered Ibiki simply - "Now, I'd like to congratulate you for..."
But before he could finish, the sound of the window breaking echoed through the place along with a big smokescreen.
"What the fuck just happened?!" - exclaimed one of the challengers, only for the smokescreen to disappear after a few seconds, revealing a beautiful, seductive woman with purple hair. Her large breasts and provocative clothing made it impossible for the men to take their eyes off her beautiful body - "So many Ibiki? I think you're losing your touch."
"More than losing my touch, I'd say that many of them are talented" - replied Ibiki while rolling his eyes at his subordinate - "Anyway, you shouldn't be here, Anko..."
"I just came to see how my Foxy-kun was doing~" - smiled Anko as she jumped up to embrace the redhead. The men could only give the redheaded boy a jealous look, but quickly retreated when they felt the killer instinct radiating from him.
"Since you're here, I guess I'll let you give them the instructions for the second test" - sighed the IT leader.
"Ok~!" - nodded the snake charmer as she parted from her lover and gave the challengers a cold look - "Alright maggots, I want you all to leave the building and follow the marked path to the gate, there I will give you the instructions for the next phase!"
That said, Anko disappeared from the scene without saying anything else.
"Did you know that she would be the examiner for the second test?" - Shikamaru asked with a frown.
"I'm just finding out" - answered the redheaded young man as he shrugged his shoulders.
" We better go" - Shikamaru only shook his head as he felt everything would be much more problematic from now on.
* * * * *
"Home, sweet home," said Kurama as he arrived at the appointed location. They were now at one of the entrances to the forest of death, or as he knew it, his training ground.
"I feel you have an unfair advantage" - Choji muttered as his teammates nodded - "By the way, what is that?"
'Tent of the Second Test Examiner, Anko Mitarashi, soon to be the wife of the Uzumaki clan leader, Kurama Uzumaki... I hope you finish the test quickly so that we have some quality time~'
Kurama only shook his head but he had to admit that he found it attractive that Anko was so free-spirited with what she desired.
"It's good to see the trash has finally arrived!" - exclaimed Anko as she stepped out of her tent. The applicants' eyebrows contracted slightly but they quickly calmed down because they knew it wasn't a good idea to attack their examiner.
"She's changed..." - thought Orochimaru in surprise as he looked at his former student - "Even the prototype of the mark I left on her, disappeared... I have to admit that the Uzumaki are an impressive clan..."
"Is something wrong, Orochimaru-sama?" - Kabuto asked about his mind link.
"It's nothing... I was just surprised by the progress Anko has made during all this time" - answered the Renegade Sannin - "Somehow I feel that she is more like me than I thought"
"Are you saying this because she' s in a relationship with a younger boy?" - Kabuto asked with a neutral look.
". . ." - Orochimaru was silent for a few seconds - "No... I'm saying this because she's taking what she wants with her own hands"
"So it has nothing to do with your partner being underage?" - Kabuto asked again.
"You'd better shut up, besides, you didn't seem to dislike it when we first did it" - snorted the Sannin of snakes - "Remember that was when you were 12, almost 13"
". . ." - Kabuto only blushed slightly but quickly calmed down.
"Anyway, we'd better stop these senseless conversations because Anko is about to give the instructions for her test" - said Orochimaru seriously. Honestly, he didn't care about this test, he had only come to this place so that he could get the ultimate body, in more than one sense.
"Hai, Orochimaru-sama!" - Kabuto nodded as he listened to the instructor.
"The rules of my test are simple indeed, first, each team will have one of the following scrolls" - Anko said as she took a scroll from her cleavage. This caused a lot of men with nosebleeds - "The first is the scroll of heaven and the second is the scroll of the earth"
She quickly tossed the scroll she had pulled from her breasts to her beloved redhead as she winked at him, causing a new wave of jealousy.
"As I said, the purpose of this test is to get one scroll of each type and take them to the tower in the center of the Forest of Death" - continued the snake charmer - "You can use any method to get these scrolls... trade, use enemy team members as hostages, steal or even kill your opponents, but you have to remember this... you can only open them when you are in the tower"
"!" - the applicants were surprised when they heard the option to kill. They were looking at each other coldly as they analyzed which were the easier targets.
"Anyway, now I want you all to take one of these documents and sign it" - said Anko as she had her assistants hand out some sheets to each of them.
"What are they for?" - asked a Kusanin as he began to read the document.
"It's simple, this document exempts us from any reversible or irreversible damage suffered during the second phase of the exams" - said Anko with a beautiful smile on her face - "From poisoning by the diverse fauna of the Forest of Death, to possible cases of death".
". . ." - the applicants were only silent while they read the documents seriously.
"What about the food?" - Choji asked.
"Everything that moves inside the Forest of Death will be your food" - answered the snake charmer - "And if those are all your questions, I ask you to sign the documents and follow the different deputies to hand over your scrolls"
* * * * * *
Twenty minutes passed and the teams were positioned at different gates of the Forest of Death. They already had their scrolls and were waiting for the gates to open so they could begin the test.
"Good luck, Foxy-kun~" - said Anko as she gave the young redheaded man a passionate kiss - "Remember to finish quickly, I'll be waiting for your signal~"
That said, Anko disappeared from the scene, leaving the girls of team 8 with a frown on their faces. It was obvious that the relationship between Anko and Kurama was intimate because of the situation they saw and that caused them to be unable to contain the jealousy they felt.
"THE SECOND PHASE OF CHUNIN'S EXAMS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! THE DOORS ARE ABOUT TO OPEN, SO I'M ASKING YOU TO STEP BACK FOR YOUR SAFETY!" - Anko's voice echoed over the speakers of the different doors as the test participants followed her instructions. Slowly the gates opened and the challengers rushed in because they knew they needed as much time as possible to make a good ambush.
"Let's go" - said Kurama as he entered with his team.
* * * * *
"This will be interesting..." - said Orochimaru, who was still disguised as a woman - "What do I do first? Do I go find Sasuke-kun or do I assess the level of danger that is Kurama Uzumaki?"
The Renegade Sannin was not only interested in young Uchiha, but also the leader of the Uzumaki clan. He understood that he could not use Kurama's body as a vessel but that did not mean that he could not use it in his experiments, after all, he could not always experiment with a specimen like him... a perfect mixture between a human and a Bijuu.
"First I go to Sasuke-kun to mark it and then I check Kurama-kun" - smiled the Snake Sannin - "If what you informed me is correct, then Kurama-kun could be the key to my experiment of eternal life..."
"Kukuku~! I cannot contain the emotion I have!" - sighed the Sannin as he took a sharp look at the forest in front of him - "I better get to work... I don't want to stay in this place too long because it might affect my plan..."