The Legend of the Kyubi

"I'm sorry!" - shouted Karin as she looked at the redhead in shame. After Kushina explained things, she understood that he wasn't to blame for anything that happened and it was just an accident.     

"Don't apologize to me! Apologize to my balls!" - shouted Kurama, who still had a high tone from the pain.     

"Etto... I think that's too much, Kuro-kun" - said Ino as a drop of sweat ran down her cheek - "Besides, you can tell she's sorry"     

"Perhaps I should put you in a Genjutsu so that you will understand the pain I feel," Kurama said seriously.     

"No thanks, I still have nightmares about Lee singing that song..." - replied the Yamanaka heiress as she stepped back.     

"I think that's enough" - said Kushina as she stopped all this comedy - "This was an accident, Kuro-chan... don't be so petty"     

"But it hurts like hell!" - shouted the ginger as he looked away in discomfort.     

"Believe me... it won't hurt as much as what I'm about to go through..." - said Kushina as she pointed at her belly.     

"Things don't change with time... I've given birth twice and I'm sure it will hurt just as much this time" - said Mikoto with a scowl.     

". . ." - Kurama only bowed his head in defeat. He understood at that moment that he could not win an argument with a woman because they would make an argument out of nothing to counteract everything he said.     

"I think we'd better go find Hinata-chan," said Ino as she watched the boy she liked.     

"Okay..." - muttered the young Uzumaki as he shook his head - "Let's just go..."     

* * * * *     

"Sekkusu Kami-sama..." - said Jiraiya as he looked at the shrine that had been made to Kurama in the red light district - "A man... no... a god who is capable of making any woman moan so loudly that it can be heard all over Konoha..."     

He had to admit it was a great feat.     

"And not only that... but it's more than two women..." - Jiraiya had gathered some information on the subject. He wanted to meet the man named Sekkusu Kami-sama so he could talk about the wonders of the female body and in the process, ask for some tips to improve his sex life.     

"Any man who can do that is my god" - said Jiraiya with emotion - "Now... where do I start looking?"     

He understood that a deity like the Sekkusu Kami-sama, would not transit the red light district because it was very low class.     

"Maybe I should start by asking around the Konoha upper class..." - Jiraiya murmured as he analyzed his situation - "Who knows? Maybe I can get something out of a rich lonely woman..."     

And so began Jiraiya's journey to find Sekkusu Kami-sama, not knowing that he was closer than he thought.     

"I'm going to find you, Sekkusu Kami-sama!" - Jiraiya shouted with emotion - "And when I do, I will do my best to be your disciple! Your first Apostle!"     

"Mommy? What's wrong with that strange man?" - asked a girl as she pointed in the direction of Jiraiya.     

"Don't look at him, honey" - said the woman as she shook her head - "Just promise Mommy that you won't go near men like him..."     

"Okay?" - The little girl just tilted her head in confusion but still nodded. If her mommy told her she didn't have to, she wouldn't do it.     

* * * * *     

The afternoon had passed quietly and Kurama was returning home alone.     

Ino decided to stay at Hinata's because she wanted to talk to her about something.     

"I've been having these chills all afternoon..." - muttered the redheaded man as he shook his head. It was as if someone was looking for him for some stupid reason - "I'd better go home... the last thing I want is for everything to go to hell for some random reason"     

* * * * *     

". . ." - Jiraiya was sitting on a park bench in silence - "Nothing. . ."     

He was devastated because after checking and talking to Konoha's wealthy people, he couldn't find a single clue. All he found were stories about women who dreamed of being in the hands of Sekkusu Kami-sama, which far from moving him, made him feel a great deal of jealousy.     

"Why is he so lucky when I have to be beaten constantly?!" - Jiraiya shouted as he wept tears of blood - "Where is justice in this world?!"     

He couldn't understand how the two of them had such different treatments.     

"Does being so handsome make people jealous of my handsomeness?" - asked Jiraiya while he was doing a dramatic pose.     

If anyone had heard this, they would have clicked their tongues when they heard something so shameless.     

"I guess that's my fate..." - murmured the Sannin as he shook his head - "I'd better go to the hot springs... maybe there I can get some more clues..."     

"Who am I kidding... I just want to forget all this pain" - sighed Jiraiya as he shook his head.     

The Sannin again continued its walk to the Hot Springs, unaware that Kushina had created a silent alarm seal so that women could know when a man came dangerously close to their section of the bath.     

After a few minutes, his cries of anguish and pain were heard in Konoha but what threw salt into the wound was that once again the moans of a woman were heard, no, they were two women.     

"I swear I will find you, Sekkusu Kami-sama!" - Jiraiya shouted as he tried to get up in pain - "I will when I am recovered!"     

* * * * *     

Kurama opened his eyes in confusion when he felt someone was calling him - " Strange..."     

"Is something wrong, Kuro-chan?" - Kushina asked as she looked at him in confusion.     

"No... it's just that I felt as if someone was looking for me..." - said Kurama as he shook his head - "I've felt this feeling all day long..."     

"I think it's just your thoughts, Foxy-kun..." - said Anko as she stretched - "Now that I'm awake, I wouldn't mind another Round..."     

"Remember you have to go to work early tomorrow" - said Kushina with a scowl.     

"Can't I just ask for a break?" - asked the snake charmer with a joking smile but it disappeared when she noticed the serious look on the red-haired woman's face - "Fine... but you owe me..."     

"I don't owe you anything, it's your job" - snorted Kushina as she hugged her lover - "Now... we'd better go back to sleep..."     

"Ok..." - sighed Anko as she huddled on the other side of the redhead.     

". . ." - Kurama kept frowning all this time because he felt that things were going to get even more problematic in the next few days - "Great... now I sound like Shikamaru..."     

* * * * *     

The morning arrived normally and the people of Konoha were getting up, with the clear exception of Jiraiya who was still sore from the beating he had taken yesterday - "I swear these women are getting better with every beating they give me... although I still don't understand how they could find me so easily".     

"Jiraiya-sama... Hiruzen-sama needs your presence immediately" - said Anbu Neko as she appeared in front of the Sannin.     

"Oh~! Yugao-chan~!" - exclaimed Jiraiya as he looked at the girl - "You've grown so much!     

"I hope it's not one of your sexual harassments, Jiraiya-sama" - said Neko as she drew her sword - "Do I have to remind you what happened last time?"     

"No... I remember perfectly..." - said Jiraiya with fear. He had to admit that Yugao had acquired Kushina's sadistic behavior when it comes to punishment.     

"Well... now please come with me" - said Neko as she ran towards Hokage Tower.     

"Hmm... I have to admit that Yugao-chan has a nice ass now... not too big but round and firm..." - muttered Jiraiya as he ran after the woman with a perverted look - "Not to mention that Anbu's suit doesn't leave much to the imagination with how tight it is...Hiiii!"     

Jiraiya took a terrifying jump when he saw a kunai fly by his face.     

"I hope you're not doing or saying anything perverted, Jiraiya-sama..." - said Neko coldly, as if she had heard everything he had said.     

"H-How can you think of that" - said Jiraiya as he began to sweat like a pig in summer - "I-I was just thinking how beautiful you've become, Yugao-chan~"     

"You haven't seen my face..." - said Neko with a clear annoyance.     

"I don't need it... with so many years of experience I can deduce the appearance of a woman by looking only at her body" - said Jiraiya proudly - "For example, beautiful long purple hair, perfect breasts, not too big or too small but that one can take in hand with ease... a not too prominent but firm and rounded butt that one could bite... a well-defined figure by training and... GYAAAAAAA!"     

Jiraiya's cry echoed in Konoha again as the villagers thought all this was normal.     

* * * * *     

"Was that Ero Sennin?" - Kurama asked curiously - "Isn't it too early?"     

"Believe me, Kuro-chan" - said Kushina seriously - "It's never too early to punish Ero Gama because that idiot never learns... I'm beginning to think he enjoys being physically punished so often..."     

"Who are you talking about?" - Karin asked with curiosity.     

"Jiraiya of the Sannin" - answered Kin while he was having breakfast - "According to the report Orochimaru gave me, he is a pervert who likes to spy on women in the hot springs, as well as visiting every brothel in the Elemental Nations to, according to him, find the inspiration for his perverted book".     

"Oh..." - and that was the moment where the legend of Jiraiya as Sannin was brutally discarded from the mind of a young kunoichi.