The Legend of the Kyubi

A deep silence had invaded the dining room of the Uzumaki mansion as Karin analyzed the information she had recently received. She had grown up with the stories of the three Sannin, only to see the harsh reality.     

Orochimaru was a Degenerate Snake who liked the company of younger children.     

Tsunade was a drunkard who was running away from her debts after losing millions in the gambling.     

Jiraiya was a pervert who was constantly being punished for spying on women in the hot springs of ALL the Elemental Nations villages.     

"I even think there's a reward for him" - said Kushina as she pondered.     

"Now that you mention it, I saw a poster with his name on it when I went on a mission to Suna," said Anko as she nodded.     

"Of the three Sannin... which of the three is the most normal?" - asked Karin curiously.     

"Hmm... By default Orochimaru is out," said Kin as the others nodded. "From the snake report, I know that Tsunade uses some kind of Jutsu to make herself look young..."     

"Yes... she always felt proud of her beauty, so she created that Jutsu to keep it" - nodded Kushina - "But in Tsunade's defense, that's not so strange... what woman wouldn't want to look young forever?"     

The women present nodded at these words.     

"And finally we have Jiraiya... the pervert with a regenerative factor that seems to outdo a Bijuu" - said Kin as she recalled this detail - "The guy can be beaten to death and recover in a matter of seconds..."     

"Tsunade can also do something similar but she has to use a lot of Chakra while Jiraiya can do it passively..." - said Kushina seriously. She still remembers how that Perverted Toad was like nothing after taking the beating of his life for trying to steal Tsunade's underwear.     

"Tsunade's flaws and qualities are within humanly possible" - said Kurenai seriously - "I guess she's the most normal of the three"     

"I still don't understand how this whole thing started..." - Kurama murmured as he shook his head - "Better breakfast so I can go for a walk in the village... I'm sure Ayame Nee will be happy to see me after so long..."     

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Kurama was walking quietly through Konoha towards Ichiraku when he felt someone following him... again.     

"I swear I'll..." - muttered the redheaded man but was surprised to discover that it wasn't the Hyuga sisters, but someone very different - "Temari-san?"     

"Hello, Kurama Uzumaki" - said Temari as she appeared in front of the boy - "It's good to see you"     

"Why are you following me?" - asked the redheaded man with a scowl.     

"I saw you while I was looking around and I said to myself... "why not use this moment to return the favor you owe me?" - said Temari calmly as she looked at the boy carefully - "Not bad at all"     

"Thank you... I guess..." - Kurama just shrugged his shoulders - "Anyway... what do you want me to do?"     

"Hmm... I was thinking that you would invite me to check out Konoha's sights" - replied the girl from Suna - "I've never been to this village so I'm curious about what it has to offer"     

"A date?" - Kurama could only raise an eyebrow when he heard this.     

"Hmm... I was talking about you being my tour guide but that doesn't sound so bad" - Temari nodded - "I usually don't accept when a guy asks me for a date but with you, I will make an exception... you should feel proud"     

"Ok..." - Kurama only gave him a neutral look when he heard this.     

"You know, I'm the Kazekage's daughter... technically I'm a princess" - Temari snorted in annoyance - "Many Suna men would kill to be in your place"     

"A pity I am not like them," answered Kurama calmly, "First, I am the Prince of Uzu, that is, I am the prince of an entire country or rather its leader... despite the state it is in. Second, you may be beautiful but I am already in a relationship... a bit peculiar..."     

"I know..." - Temari nodded - "I heard it while they were talking in the Third Test Tower..."     

"!" - Kurama was surprised when he heard this because he had not felt it. Although in his defense, he had not been on his guard, a clear mistake on his part.     

"Shall we go then?" Temari smiled. "Lord Sekkusu Kami-sama~"     

"!" - Kurama quickly covered the girl's mouth because he knew that if his secret identity was revealed, trouble would come like ants to sugar.     

Temari only winked at him as she instructed him to lead her through the village.     

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The day progressed and the two of them were now sitting in a restaurant.     

"Thank you for the tour..." - said Temari with a small smile - "Order whatever you want, it's my treat... it's the least I can do for having been with me"     

"Thank you." Kurama only shrugged as he picked up the menu.     

"Hmm... normally this is the part where you would say something like 'Don't worry, I'll pay'..." - Temari said with surprise.     

"I'm sorry... I'm a believer in true gender equality..." - replied the redheaded man as he continued to look at the food on the menu - "If you offered to invite me, I accepted without even thinking twice"     

"Okay?" - Temari just shook her head as she picked up her menu so she could decide what to order - "By the way... how did you end up being such a scholar on the subject, Lord Sekkusu Kami-sama?"     

"Shhh!" - Kurama again covered the girl's mouth - "What part of don't say that, don't you understand?!"     

"I'm sorry but you have to admit it's fun to see you react like that" - smiled Temari as she shook her head - "But I'm really curious about that"     

"Things just happened like this," replied the redheaded man as he sighed with regret. "I didn't decide to have this gift, this curse...     

Temari only rolled her eyes - "Although I still can't believe that you are Sekkusu Kami-sama"     

*Ting*     

"?" - Kurama started to sweat when he heard a pencil hitting the ground. He slowly moved his head in the direction of the sound, only to notice how a waiter was looking at him with emotion - "Y-Y-Y-Y-You?!"     

"Shit!" - shouted Kurama as he watched the man's aura become more and more erratic - "Oh my god! You are Sekkusu Kami-sama!"     

"Sekkusu Kami-sama?!" - exclaimed the others inside the restaurant as they watched the Uzumaki boy with a wild gleam in their eye.     

"Oh... fuck..." - the redheaded man muttered as he ran out of the place because he could feel everyone around him looking at him as if he were some kind of treasure.     

"Wait for me~!" - Temari exclaimed as she ran after her date.     

"Wait, Sekkusu Kami-sama!" - shouted the other customers as they watched the young couple disappear from the premises.     

"Code Red! Code Red! We have identified the identity of Sekkusu Kami-sama!" - exclaimed the waiter excitedly. This was to be expected, after all, there was a reward for identifying who the local deity was.     

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"Thank you!" - exclaimed the red-headed man in fury as he ran away at full speed - "Thank you very much, Temari-san!"     

"I'm sorry!" - exclaimed the girl as she ran after him - "I didn't mean it this time!"     

"I didn't want anyone to know about that shit!" - roared the Uzumaki - "Do you know how much trouble this will cause?!"     

"Will you be famous?" - Temari replied as she tilted her head with an innocent look.     

"NO! THOSE FOOLS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A SECOND!" - exclaimed Kurama angrily - "MEN WILL CHASE ME TO GIVE THEM MY BLESSINGS OR ADVICE WHILE WOMEN WILL CHASE ME TO GIVE THEM MY DIVINE TOUCH!"     

"Doesn't that sound so bad?" - Temari said as she looked away.     

"Doesn't that sound so bad?!" - exclaimed Kurama angrily - "They won't even let me train in peace! I won't be able to go out on the streets without a fucking mob after me!"     

"Okay, I'm sorry!" - the girl apologized as she continued running.     

"There they are!" - shouted a villager with a passionate look - "Wait for a second, Sekkusu Kami-sama!"     

"ARGH!" Kurama could only roar with fury when he saw that his peaceful life was gone.     

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". . ." - Jiraiya was sitting in the middle of the park again. He had finished his meeting with Hiruzen about a possible Bijuu attack by Suna.     

"Did you hear?! We've found out who Sekkusu Kami-sama is!" - one villager exclaimed excitedly.     

"Really?!" - exclaimed one woman as her eyes glowed with anticipation.     

"Yes!" - The man nodded - "According to the information, he is a boy of about 15-16 years old with reddish-orange hair and different colored eyes"     

"So young?!" -exclaimed the woman.     

"I didn't believe it myself at first, but it seems that way," nodded the man as he clicked his tongue. He had sincerely hoped that Sekkusu Kami-sama was a man in his fifties with years of experience but now he knows that he was just a boy in his teens, a blow to his masculinity.     

"Red hair... different colored eyes... teenager..." - murmured Jiraiya as a familiar image popped into his mind - "IT CAN'T BE!"     

"What's wrong with that guy?" - asked the woman with a scowl.     

"I don't know" - answered the man as he said not to come closer even though he recognized who he was.     

"Hehe... Hehe... Ha-ha-ha!" - Jiraiya could only burst out laughing maniacally as new life appeared in his eyes - "NOW I UNDERSTAND IT ALL! NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T FIND YOU BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER BECAUSE AT LAST, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, SEKKUSU KAMI-SAMA!"     

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Chapter 104 available in Pa treon