The Legend of the Kyubi

"Okay, I'm a little calmer now..." - said Kiba as he looked at the redhead in discomfort - "Now... start talking"     

"Where do we start?" Kurama asked as he looked at Tsume.     

"I think it would be a good idea if we started from the second meeting," the Inuzuka woman replied.     

"Ok" - the redheaded man nodded - "Let's see... we met when I went to the meeting that Hiruzen-dono had pointed out with Mikoto when Tsume-san appeared and we started fighting"     

"I understand that," Kiba nodded, "Kaasan had been irritable lately and always grunted when she called your name... but that does not explain how she got your scent. I have a pretty good idea but I honestly don't want to believe it"     

"I'm sorry to tell you that your feeling is right, Kiba," said Tsume as she shook her head. "I'd better go on, otherwise you're going to be interrupting us all the time"     

Kiba looked away because it was true. The evidence was more than enough and that is why he was trying to interrupt every moment so that he could at least postpone the inevitable.     

"Anyway, we fought some more during the Meeting and when it was over, I waited for him outside Hokage Mansion" - continued the woman - "After that, we both went into the forest of death and ended up fighting"     

"Fighting would mean we were both on equal terms" - snorted Kurama.     

"Okay, Kurama beat me..." - said Tsume reluctantly.     

"And by a lot," added the redhead.     

"Can I go on?" - Tsume asked with a scowl.     

"I am sorry, I just wanted to make it clear," the young Uzumaki nodded.     

"Anyway, we fought, and during that moment I understood that I was in heat," said Tsume with a slight blush. "After that, I tried to invite him, but this idiot seemed to be homosexual because he didn't take my advances into account"     

"I think I've made my heterosexuality clear," snorted Kurama as he watched the woman in the wheelchair. "A little more heterosexuality and I'll cripple you for life."     

"Would you please stop talking about it?!" - exclaimed Kiba in disgust - "I don't want to hear how you fucked my mother!"     

"I'm sorry... where did I stay?" - asked the Inuzuka matriarch.     

"At the part where I left you in a wheelchair" - answered the redhead.     

"Right... that was the wildest, hardest sex I've ever had in my life... I don't think I can forget it" - Tsume nodded as she blushed at the memory of her intimate moment.     

"Enough! I don't want to hear that!" - Kiba exclaimed as he covered his ears.     

"I think it is a good idea that we continue," Kurama said.     

"Ok" - the woman nodded - "Kiba... I can only tell you that he subdued me"     

"You've got to be fucking kidding me..." - Kiba muttered with a scowl as he glared at the ginger.     

"You don't lie about things like that, Kiba," Tsume denied.     

"Ugh... this is awkward... fucking awkward..." - Kiba muttered as he looked at his mother - "Does that mean you're his mate?"     

Tsume nodded.     

"For fuck's sake, things can't get any worse!" - Kiba exclaimed angrily as he shook his head. His mother had been subdued by one of his friends, and what made it worse was that this friend was none other than the boy who had defeated him twice in the most humiliating way possible.     

"That's why... I'm introducing you to your new father," said Tsume as he took the redhead's arm.     

"Gaha!" - the two boys seemed to have been hit hard by the woman's surprise attack.     

"Did I say something wrong?" - Tsume asked curiously. "I just made it clear that we are family now."     

"Ack" - the two boys again felt the news hit them in the face.     

"This is a bit funny... father and son" - said Tsume as he watched the two boys struggle - "I could get used to this..."     

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After 10 minutes of agony, the two boys looked at each other uncomfortably.     

"Why don't they greet each other properly?" - Tsume asked with a smile.     

"H-Hello... father..." - said Kiba as he felt something break inside him but to his surprise, the attack had been far superior in the redhead because he seemed to be on the floor convulsing - "H-Has something happened... p-p-father?"     

"Agh!" - Kurama could only stand up with difficulty as he glanced at the Inuzuka - "I-It's nothing... s-s-s-son... w-what do you need?"     

"Ugh!" - Kiba felt as if someone had punched him right in the pit of his stomach when he heard the words of his new relative.     

"N-Nothing... father..." - said Kiba as he watched the redhead squirm again.     

"Son"     

"Father"     

"Son"     

"Father"     

". . ." - the two boys stopped when they saw they were just suffering.     

"Truce?" - Kiba asked as he glanced at the Uzumaki.     

"Truce" - Kurama nodded weakly - "This was much more painful than I thought it would be..."     

"The feeling is mutual..." - replied Kiba, who was now as pale as the time he met Orochimaru in the Forest of Death.     

"If you two have stopped playing around... I think it's a good time for us to go out to dinner," said Tsume with a smile. "At least it's a good way to start this family relationship"     

"Ugh..." - the two boys could only complain in discomfort but still nodded.     

"You're paying, Kurama," said Tsume as she gave him a warm smile.     

"Ok" - the redheaded man nodded.     

Kiba was surprised at how happy his mother looked since most of the time she was always bitter or angry - "I guess I can resist this if it's because she's happy..."     

What Kiba didn't know was that his life would improve from now on.     

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"It's been a while since I've eaten so much..." - said Kiba as he patted himself on the stomach. He had to admit that it wasn't so bad having Kurama as his 'father' - "Ugh... I feel like I'm going to throw up..."     

"What stupid things were you thinking just now?" - asked the redheaded man with a scowl.     

"It's better that you don't know..." - Kiba replied - "Anyway... I just hope you don't hurt my mother or I swear that even if I die, I'll destroy you completely"     

"Don't worry, our clans have much in common, especially the fact that we leave no family behind," Kurama replied calmly.     

"I know... I have read about the Uzumaki clan," Kiba responded.     

"Did you say read?" - Kurama asked in surprise.     

"That's the only thing that surprises you?!" - Kiba exclaimed angrily.     

"I'm sorry... it's just strange..." - said Kurama as he scratched his cheek - "I never thought I'd hear Kiba and Read in the same sentence"     

". . ." - Kiba's eyebrow trembled slightly but quickly took a breath to calm down - "Okay, I admit I don't read much but there are times when I do"     

"Mostly it's the trash that Jiraiya-sama writes," Tsume added.     

"Kaasan!" - Kiba exclaimed with a red face.     

"If you like, I can introduce you to Ero Sennin to autograph your books," said Kurama calmly. " I am training with him so it is not too complicated"     

"I'd appreciate it," nodded the brown-haired young man, but he quickly shook his head. "Anyway, I just hope you don't hurt my mother"     

Tsume only smiled as she watched her son and her new lover interact. It was strange that her partner was her son's friend, but she had to admit that she did not feel so bad.     

"Now that I remember... if it makes you feel better, you are not the only one in the group who is in this situation," Tsume said as she recalled an important fact.     

"What are you talking about?" - Kiba asked with a scowl as he looked at his mother.     

"That Sasuke is in the same situation as you," Tsume said calmly.     

"You fucked Mikoto-san?!" - exclaimed Kiba in surprise - "Oh my god! This is pure gold! Hahaha!"     

"I guess it did make him feel better," murmured Kurama as he watched the Inuzuka's attitude turn around.     

"I can't wait to see his face when he hears this!" - exclaimed Kiba with an expression full of what seemed to be madness.     

"It is not yet time..." - said Kurama with a scowl - "There's a slight problem with my situation with Miko-chan, that's why I'm waiting for the best time to tell Itachi-san and Sasuke"     

"Ok..." - Kiba nodded with understanding - "But you have to let me know when you'll tell Sasuke the truth... I want to be there to see his expression"     

". . ." - Kurama and Tsume only shook their heads when they saw how Kiba had reacted.     

"I'm not alone in this!" - exclaimed Kiba with emotion - "Jajajajajajajajajajaja!"     

"OK, this is already strange..." - said Kurama uncomfortably.     

"I don't think it was my best idea to tell him about Mikoto" - added Tsume as she looked at her son - "Maybe I should take him to Inoichi for a check-up... although with how busy he is, I don't think he'll see Kiba until the end of the month"     

"Now that you've talked about him... what happened to him?" - Kurama asked curiously.     

"Let's just say that his wife is a little more animated..." - Tsume replied as she gave him a somewhat seductive smile - "I would not be surprised if another Yamanaka appeared in the village"     

"Wow... I never thought she was that wild" - said Kurama in surprise. Although he had felt the change in the woman when he saw her last, he never thought she would continue for so long.     

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I don't think I can write chapters today because I've been having a big stomach ache among other effects that it's better that you don't know... this is a warning to my supporters for Pa treon