Cap 136: The 'Lady' and the Tramp(1)
Cap 136: The 'Lady' and the Tramp(1)
"I feel like hell..." - murmured Kurama, who seemed to be drunk because he couldn't even walk steadily - "At least I still have my sanity..."
He had gone through terrors that were not to be seen by anyone else, things that would terrify even Uchiha Madara.
"I hope you have learned from this mistake," said Kushina as she looked at the young redhead. She may love him and he was the father of her baby that was coming, but that did not mean that she would let this kind of situation go.
"Yes..." - replied the ginger as he slowly felt his wounds and tiredness begin to fade.
Kushina had repressed his regenerative factor, as well as the regeneration of his chakra thanks to the Kongo Fusa.
"Be thankful that I love you enough not to cause you permanent damage," Kushina snorted as Kurama shook his head.
"I better go see what the other guys are doing," said Kurama, who honestly didn't want to see the girls after all that had happened for at least a day or two.
"Ok..." - nodded the redheaded woman as she looked at him seriously, as if she was telling him not to do anything stupid because this time he wouldn't have it so easy.
Kurama only nodded because he knew Kushina had been benevolent. "I'll probably stay in a hotel for a few days."
"I understand," Kushina nodded because she understood well that Kurama wasn't the only one who wanted a little time off everyone's radar.
* * * * *
Kurama quickly went to Shikamaru to inform him of a meeting between boys since they had not come together to do anything like friends.
"What do you want, Kurama?" - Shikamaru asked with a frown at the sight of the troublesome redhead.
"I came to ask you if you would like to come with me to call the others to join us like the old days," Kurama said calmly.
"I don't know..." - Shikamaru muttered lazily.
"Shikamaru! Where are you?!" - roared Nara's mother from inside the house - "We have to go to my friend so she can introduce you to her daughter!"
"Sorry Kaasan, Kurama invited me to join the boys!" - shouted Shikamaru as he directed Kurama to leave his house as quickly as possible.
* * * * *
"I didn't know your mother wanted to introduce you to a girl... I should have come another day" - said Kurama as he looked at his friend.
"No... you came at the right time" - answered Shikamaru seriously - "You don't know how troublesome my mother is when it comes to grandchildren..."
Kurama shrugged when he heard this.
"Now that I think about it... where were you?" - Shikamaru asked as he looked at his friend.
"It's better that you don't know..." - replied the red-headed man with a pale face - "I'll just say it was hell"
"Sounds like a pain in the ass," said young Nara.
"You have no idea..." - murmured Kurama as he trembled. "At least it wasn't my ass."
"Did you say something?" - Shikamaru asked as he looked at his friend.
"No... it's nothing..." - replied the ginger as he shook his head at full speed. He couldn't say that they used what he built against him because Kushina had used a business he had created to send the idiots who tried something against the girls.
"Anyway... why did you call me first?" - Shikamaru asked - "Normally you'd go with Sasuke.
"Let's say there are certain circumstances that prevent me from going to Sasuke and Kiba's house," answered the Uzumaki. "That's why I'm going to use you as a messenger for those two houses.
". . ." - Shikamaru just rolled his eyes but quickly shrugged - "It's better than going with my mother to meet a troublesome woman"
* * * * *
Kurama and Shikamaru brought the boys together as one, with the sole exception of Kiba who had been out, though he was replaced by Lee and Neji.
"I still don't understand what I'm doing here," said the Hyuga prodigy with neutrality.
"Because you need to relax a little, Neji-kun" - answered Lee with a bright smile - "I know you want to get stronger, but you have to understand that you also have to take a little break from time to time"
"I don't think you have the right to tell me that when you're a damn training maniac," Neji replied irritably.
"Don't change the subject," Lee smiled.
"Hmm... Those two make me miss the dog's breath," said Sasuke as he shook his head, "Now that I think about it... where is that idiot?"
"We don't know," answered Kurama.
"When I went to ask, Tsume-san told me that he had gone out in the morning," answered Shikamaru.
"And where will we go?" asked Choji as he continued eating his potato chips.
"Would you like to go for a drink?" - asked Kurama as he shrugged his shoulders.
"What happened to the three no's of the Shinobis?" - asked Lee as he looked at the redhead - "That's not good, Kurama-kun"
"They are only 'rules' to prevent the weak-minded from being influenced so quickly by excesses," said Kurama calmly.
The three no were:
1- Do not drink.
2- No sex.
3- No gambling or asking for money.
"And in my humble opinion, they are shit" - said Kurama with disdain - "Old enough to kill, old enough to act like an asshole"
"Just ignore him," said Sasuke as he rolled his eyes. "All that sex made his brain melt"
"I think we'd better go, I'm curious to know what it is that my father enjoys so much," said Choji as the others nodded. They were also curious about what alcohol was.
"If you have made up your mind, then let's go" - said Kurama. He needed some laughs after all that happened and this would be a good idea.
* * * * *
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" - asked Shikamaru, who was blue in the face from the disgust he felt.
The group was walking through the suburbs to a bar, only to see something that was beginning to give some of them a stomachache.
"Yes..." - muttered Choji, who had thrown his potato chip to the ground in surprise.
"I never thought I'd see this..." - Sasuke muttered as he felt his Sharingan activate, only to feel them begin to bleed at the sight of the unthinkable.
"What is so strange about that? Is it not just Kiba making out with a pretty girl?" - Lee asked in confusion.
"That in itself is disturbing, but I do not think that is why they are acting this way," Neji said as he grabbed the redhead's sleeve. " Kurama Uzumaki... Tell me what it' s the matter."
"It's better that you don't know" - said Kurama seriously.
"Let me, I'll tell him," said Sasuke. "I'll enjoy destroying your dreams... Buajaja!"
"Just tell them what's going on," said Kurama as he slapped him on the back of the head.
"Okay..." - Sasuke muttered in annoyance. "You see, that girl..."
"Yes?" - said Lee and Neji as they looked at the Uchiha.
"She... is a he," said the Uchiha.
"Huh?" - The two boys looked at their rival in surprise, then looked at Kiba.
"She... Is she a boy?" - Neji asked as he looked at the Inuzuka boy in the distance.
"His name is Haku and he was a shinobi from Kiri" - added Kurama - "We found him when we went on a mission to Nami no Kuni"
Indeed, Kiba was making out with Haku.
* * * * *
Kiba was having the best day of his life with his girlfriend, yes, you read right, girlfriend, girl, woman, lady, female, etc.
The matter was a bit confusing because Haku had a slight peculiarity, she could change sex when she sneezed and he discovered it in a bad way during one of his days eating in a restaurant. Things ended with Haku giving him the thrashing of his life but at the same time they began to get to know each other better and one thing led to another.
"I feel that you are ashamed of our relationship, Kiba-kun" - said Haku while looking at her boyfriend.
"Why do you say that?" - Kiba asked uncomfortably.
"Because you don't tell anyone about our relationship" - snorted Haku with annoyance.
"It is not that I am ashamed or anything, it is just that you know very well what idiots boys are," replied the Inuzuka, only to realize something he saw out of the corner of his eye. . ."
"Is something wrong, Kiba-kun?" - Haku asked as she looked in the direction her boyfriend was looking, only to notice a familiar group - "Kurama-san?"
"Hello, Haku" - answered the redheaded man with a forced smile that Haku missed.
"Where have you been?" - Haku asked with concern. She had not heard from the person who had helped them.
"Let's say I was on a dangerous journey" - answered the redhead - "But it's a surprise to see that you two were in a relationship"
"It's because he didn't want to tell anyone" - snorted Haku with annoyance.
"That explains why you weren't at home when we went to look for you for a boys' day" - added Shikamaru while Choji still didn't know how to react.
Lee and Neji were the same because they could not believe that the beautiful girl in front of them was a boy.