The Legend of the Kyubi

"Let us see, according to Tayuya this should be the place," said Sasuke as he looked around. He was in the Valley of the End, the place where Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, the two founders of Konoha, held their final battle, and to commemorate it, two statues bearing the appearance of the two legendary shinobis had been erected there.     

"It is a surprise that you responded so quickly, Sasuke" - said Menma as he appeared in front of the Uchiha.     

"Namikaze Menma... I did not expect you to come looking for me," Sasuke replied sharply.     

Menma did not answer him, he just walked by the black-haired boy - "Let's talk Sasuke... Why did you decide so quickly?"     

"I don't see why I should answer you, Menma" - said Sasuke coldly - "But I feel that you won't stop bothering me so I'm going to be magnanimous and answer your curiosity... because I want Danzo's life and I know that Konoha won't give it to me"     

"How are you so sure?" - asked Menma calmly - "I know very well that he's being hunted"     

"Yes, but you have to understand that when he is captured, he will be sent to the Blood Prison and I will have lost the opportunity to kill him with my own hands" - answered the Uchiha while his eyes changed to the Mangekyo Sharingan - " Meanwhile Orochimaru... I am sure he will be able to give me Danzo to carry out my revenge.     

"You know very well that he won't help you for free" - snorted the blonde.     

"I know... but until he does his part, I won't do anything for him," snorted Sasuke coldly, "Now that I've answered your question, you'd better stay away, you, trash"     

"So charming... I guess all Uchihas are just as conceited when they show their true selves" - said Menma with neutrality as he moved a few meters away from the Uchiha - "We'll give them 15 minutes to join us, if they don't arrive, we'll leave by ourselves"     

"I'm surprised we don't leave right away," snorted Sasuke. "Did you even get attached to those bastards?"     

"Ha! I didn't know the Uchihas had a sense of humor" - said Menma sarcastically - "I'm not doing this out of pity or because they are my comrades, but because I'm being watched... look"     

Sasuke looked in the direction the blond pointed, only to see a small snake peeping out.     

"If I do not give them at least a chance, Orochimaru will think I have a hidden agenda," Menma replied calmly as he shrugged.     

Sasuke snorted when he heard this as he looked around disinterestedly.     

"You have changed Sasuke... it is as if you are a person completely opposed to your former self," said Menma.     

"I see that someone is in the mood for conversation..." - snorted the Uchiha again - "I recommend that you just keep quiet and do your job as an escort, after that, you can talk all you want to with someone who really cares because to me everything you say is irrelevant"     

"Someone's sensitive," said Menma as he rolled his eyes.     

"No... I'm just making things clear to you, I didn't come to make friends with you, nor to spend time with you, I just came for revenge and power" - replied the black-haired boy as his Sharingan spinned threateningly - "Just that, I just came for enough power to be able to get my revenge and make all the unjustly killed members of my clan, finally get the rest they deserve, and if Orochimaru can give it to me, then I will take it..."     

"I see... welcome aboard, I guess," said Menma as the place fell completely silent.     

"Acting like an Emo Avenger is a pain in the ass..." - thought Sasuke as he was disgusted by the words he had said. It was as if he had some sort of mental illness that made him imagine himself as some sort of monarch from hell.     

* * * * *     

"Okay, I admit, I'm interested..." - said the pink-haired girl as she looked at the redhead - "Tell me what I have to do to be free..."     

"Usually this is the part where we first negotiate the benefits and then you ask me what I want" - said Kurama with surprise.     

"Fuck all that, being free from the hellhole called Otogakure no Sato, is profit more than enough, fuck the rest" - snorted Tayuya with irritation - "Now tell me what the fuck you want me to do, I can even suck your..."     

"Okay, I get what you're trying to say, I don't need it to be more graphic" - interrupted by the redhead     

"I was expecting that you would endure more..." - snorted the pink-haired girl - "I guess the title of Sekkusu Kami-sama is overrated"     

"Ok, listen, you little bitch, I am trying to be as nice as possible but you are making it difficult" - said Kurama while he frowned - "Anyway, we better get this over with... what I want is for you to go back to Oto and do two things for me, one, that you collect some physical information from Orochimaru, documents, reports, whatever I don't care, and second, I want you to find two people, get them out of Oto and bring them to Konoha where we can complete our deal"     

"Orochimaru can discover my location through this shit, so I don't get anything out of escaping after doing what you ask" - snorted the pink-haired girl - "What you're proposing is a suicide mission, so you better kill me now and be done with it"     

"I will not just send you," sighed the redhead. "I will give you a blocking seal, just put it on your Cursed Seal and all connection to Orochimaru will disappear until you remove it, it will also prevent Oto's sensor shinobis from discovering you"     

"Okay, that sounds like a mission I can do," nodded Tayuya. "Now tell me who I have to get out of that faggot dump.     

"Guren and Yuukimaru" - answered the redhead.     

"That bitch and the brat?!" - exclaimed Tayuya in surprise - "Why do you want those two?"     

"Because I made a deal with Kimimaro" - answered Kurama calmly.     

"Is that bastard still alive?!" - exclaimed the girl in surprise - "Okay, now it makes sense... well, I accept your proposal"     

"Then here, remember to put it on the Cursed Seal" - said Kurama while he threw a small sheet of paper with a seal inside - "Now run, go to your companions"     

"And what do I say when I get there? Kurama Uzumaki treated me like an object and then threw me away like a lowly bitch~!" - said Tayuya sarcastically.     

"Just say that you managed to escape after sacrificing your companions because I didn't attack you with everything I had because you were a woman" - answered the redheaded man - "By the way..."     

"Kyaaaaaa!" - Tayuya cried out in pain as she felt a lot of wounds appear on her body - "Why was that, you son of a bitch?!"     

"To make it more believable... I don't think your words work when you're in good shape" - answered Kurama.     

"Oh... it makes sense..." - Nodded the pink-haired girl - "Bullshit, you're gonna pay for this, you fucking redheaded asshole! I swear when I get back, I'm gonna shove my flute up your ass !"     

That said, the girl ran out with difficulty because Kurama had hurt one of her legs.     

"Ok, this is unfair... we broke our ass fighting those freaks and the fucking redhead was flirting with the girl" - sighed Kiba with regret - "Your Attract Bitches No Jutsu worked?"     

"I don't think this is the time to be pulling those things, Kiba," sighed Shikamaru. He, like the others, was completely tired.     

"Did you even call your mother a bitch?" - Shino asked neutrally.     

". . . Don't tell my mother," said Kiba as he trembled with fear.     

"I'm sorry... did you say something?" - asked Kurama as he sent a voice message through a scroll. This was Kushina's new invention, a scroll with the ability to transmit sounds using the same application as chakra transmission but in a short distance.     

"You were good, partner" - said the boys as Kiba wept tears of Blood. Where was justice? He had just fought a freak duo with the Geisha boy and his reward was, or rather will be, a beating that he will never forget.     

"I am hungry..." Choji said weakly.     

Kurama created a large number of Clones and used them to carry his companions, then summoned others who took the form of the boys.     

"Okay, I'll 'continue' the mission, you can go back," Kurama said calmly.     

"I think I'll come back later... the forest is so beautiful that it has made me want to explore it calmly," said Kiba as he tried to break free, only to be knocked out by the blow of one of the clones.     

"We'd better get back, the mission was a success," said Shikamaru as the others nodded.     

"Temari... you're not tired..." - said Kankuro seriously as he watched his sister being carried by one of the clones with a big smile.     

"Be quiet before I hide your expensive makeup," Temari said coolly.     

"Aren't you tired, Temari?" - asked the clone carrying her.     

"Of course I'm tired!" - exclaimed the girl from Suna as sweat ran down her cheek - "I have spent a great deal of chakra after destroying countless spiders"     

"Oh... I guess it was that kind of enemy" - sighed the clone as he continued to walk with the girl on his back.     

"Worth it," replied the girl as the group returned home.