The Legend of the Kyubi

"I only have one question" - said Mikoto as she looked at the whole family. They had finally begun their journey to Yu no Kuni so they could relax after Tsunade delivered all the babies safely - "Why did we invite him?"     

She was pointing in the direction of what appeared to be a sleeping bag that was being covered by Kushina's seals.     

"I just... I just ask for a rest stop..." - said a familiar voice coming from the bag.     

"We're almost there, so hang in there, Ero Gama," Kushina responded with a cheerful tone.     

". . ." - Jiraiya did not respond as he always did, so the others thought he had already lost consciousness.     

"Kaasan?" - asked Naruto as he looked at his mother - "Why doesn't Ero Sennin answer?"     

"Because he is resting," answered Kushina as she stroked her son's hair.     

"Let's just hope it's not a permanent rest," thought the other women as they shook their heads.     

* * * * *     

"Welcome to the Resort Waters of Paradise" - said the receptionist while looking at the handsome redhead - "Do you have a reservation?"     

"Nice to meet you, we are the Uzumaki clan" - said Kurama with a smile.     

"Give me a moment" - replied the receptionist while she looked in the book - "I'm sorry sir but we don't have any Uzumaki clan..."     

". . ." - Kurama's smile froze immediately when he heard the lady's answer.     

He quickly began to think about what was happening, until he fell into a possible motive, but to make sure, he decided to ask the girls - "Who was it that asked for the reservation?     

"It was Sasuke-chan" - replied Mikoto as Kurama's eyebrow began to tremble. He quickly turned to the receptionist and reluctantly said - "Look for Sekkusu Kami-sama or Dobe steals mothers..."     

". . ." - The receptionist could only resist the urge to laugh at the latter but quickly decided to put on a professional expression while searching - "Here are your keys, Mr. Mother..."     

"Just give me the number of our rooms. - said Kurama as he resisted the urge to return to Konoha and give the current Hokage candidate a permanent vacation.     

"Ok, there are 2... one Kage room and one servant room... the two are together" - said the girl with a smile - "The Kage room has 10 double rooms and one master room, while the servant room has only one room, a living room, a kitchen, and a bathroom..."     

"Ok, your rooms are number 9 and 10 in the north area" - said the girl while giving her a key - "I hope your stay will be as pleasant as possible"     

* * * * *     

After he threw Jiraiya into his room, Kurama and the others sat down in the living room to decide what they would do next.     

"I say let Tayuya take care of the children" - said Anko just to get everyone's attention - "What?"     

"Do you want Tayuya to take care of the children?" - Tsunade asked seriously.     

"The opposite is more likely to happen..." - Kin muttered as the others nodded.     

"Okay, we better do this," said Kushina as she pulled out some marked sticks.     

"I'd better go and prepare some things..." - sighed Tsunade as she shook her head - "Because I'm sure I'm the one who's going to lose"     

". . ." - The others could only take a serious look at the ruthless redhead.     

"Okay, we'll do it another way..." - said Kushina with embarrassment.     

* * * * *     

In the end, it was Kurenai who decided to take care of the children, as the conversation was going nowhere.     

"I'm sorry Nai-chan" - said Kurama with sorrow.     

"Don't worry about that, Kurama-kun" - answered Kurenai with a smile - "But then you'll have to compensate me... but that will be later, now I'll go see the children"     

"Thank you," smiled Kurama as he shook his head. "And if it's any consolation, I've been so tired lately that I don't think there's anything aboveboard"     

Kurenai didn't say anything else, she just moved her hips sensually as she went to the children.     

* * * * *     

"I'm curious to know how everything ended up this way," said Kurenai as she returned from the children's room and noticed that there was now a new decoration. It seems that Jiraiya had been embedded in the wall and had most likely gone through it.     

"We'd better leave him like this" - said Kushina in annoyance.     

"I agree with Kushina" - said Tsunade while the others nodded.     

Naruto had pulled a stick out of some unknown place and poked the Sannin while laughing.     

"Is it funny?" - asked Izumi curiously as she watched her older brother enjoy poking at the whitehead.     

"Try it," said Naruto as he handed her the stick.     

"Okay! - The little one nodded, but without realizing it, the direction of the stick was not the 'right' place.     

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! - Jiraiya shouted.     

"Ugh!" - Those present could only put their hands on their backsides while their faces turned pale, well, all but one who for some reason had a smile on her face.     

"How about we try something like that later?-2 - said Tayuya as she pointed to the Sannin.     

". . ." - the others could only roll their eyes at the girl.     

"Tousan?" - said Naruto as he ran to the older redhead.     

"What's wrong Naruto?" - asked Kurama with a smile.     

"Do you want a stick shoved up your ass, too? - asked Naruto curiously.     

"Naru-chan! - shouted Kushina immediately - "Who taught you to say that?!"     

"I-I heard it from Tayuya Nee..." - said Naruto as he trembled - "I-I heard her talking to Kin Nee and she said something about it would feel good to have him on her ass while she was shaking her bottom..."     

". . ." - those present backed away almost immediately, leaving Tayuya alone as she trembled.     

"I guess you didn't learn your lesson..."- said Kushina coldly as she walked to the pink-haired girl.     

"C-Calm down, Kushina-san.... w-we're on vacation right now..." - said Tayuya with a forced smile as she slowly stepped back.     

"Don't worry about that, Tayuya-chan..." - responded Kushina with a cold smile - "Now I'm going to give you a permanent vacation..."     

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - another shouted resounded throughout the spa.     

And why was Jiraiya like that?     

* * * [Flashback] * * *     

"Hehehe... now that they have forgotten all about me, I can finally gather the information I need for my new book" - murmured Jiraiya, who had finally managed to get rid of Kushina's seal and walk slowly to the bathroom.     

"I know you want to do it~" - Kushina's voice was heard with a touch of sensuality - "Don't play the saint~"     

" Fine... but only for a moment" - answered Kurama.     

"What about us?" - The voice of Tsunade was now heard.     

" Fine... I'm done with Kushi-chan, and you're next" - sighed Kurama - "I sincerely feel that you will be the end of me..."     

"That's what you get for having so many of us" - responded Tsunade.     

". . ." - Blood started running from Jiraiya's nose as he imagined what was happening inside the bathroom     

"Hyan~! A little more~! Ah, Kami~!" - it could hear the redhead's loving moans from inside.     

"Fuck this! I don't care if I get hit later but I need this for my new book!" - said Jiraiya as he opened the bathroom door while he had his notebook and pencil in hand, only to notice how the situation was not as he expected because Kurama was only massaging the redhead.     

". . ." - Those present only gave the Sannin a cold look, who out of fear did not think to run away.     

Kurama didn't say anything else, he just pulled out a tail and sent it flying towards the wall.     

"I'm sorry, but the massages are over for today," said Kurama coldly as he shook his head.     

"Remind me to beat Jiraiya when he recovers" - said Kushina fiercely while the others thought the same. They were waiting for that massage for days and now that they were finally going to get it, Jiraiya interrupted them.     

"Don't worry, if you don't do it, I will" - snorted Tsunade with a scowl.     

* * * [End Flashback] * * *     

"I see..." - nodded Kurenai as she shook her head, though honestly, she wasn't that upset because the Sannin didn't interrupt her - "So what are we going to do about Jiraiya?"     

"Believe me... you don't want to know," said Kushina as she took the white-haired Sannin in her chains and dragged him into her room.     

"Let me help you, Kushina" - said Tsunade as she cracked her knuckles - "I've been very stressed out lately and I feel that breaking some bones might help me with all this tension I have"     

"I have no problem," Kushina answered as she shrugged. "Would anyone else like to join us?"     

"You offend me by asking," smiled Anko as she followed the two Uzumaki descendants.     

"I saw it coming. Anyone else?" - Kushina asked but shook her head when she noticed that the others seemed not to be interested - "Well, your loss.     

After that small incident, Jiraiya disappeared until they returned to Konoha, and honestly, without his presence, the Uzumaki clan enjoyed their stay at the Spa.