The Legend of the Kyubi

Two days had passed since Tsunade had returned home with the babies and now the family was completely reunited.     

"I have to admit that those kids definitely eat," said Mikoto as she shook her head.     

"I know..." - sighed Tsunade as she looked at her breasts - "I swear to God, if they keep eating like that, my breasts will turn into raisins"     

Now that she no longer had to wear her Henge, everyone could see how Tsunade's continent-size breasts were now world-size thanks to her pregnancy.     

"I guess the red dildo would be the most affected" - said Tayuya while shrugging her shoulders - "I mean, those things are your most popular selling point"     

". . ." - Tsunade's eyebrow trembled when she heard Tayuya's unrefined words because they made her sound like some kind of woman who sold her body and used her huge tits to promote herself.     

"Tayuya, if you don't talk, no one thinks you are mute" - said Kushina with a scowl because she knew that every time the pink haired girl talked, she would screw up.     

"Okay, I'm not saying anything else... at least for now" - snorted Tayuya as she looked around - "By the way... Where is the aforementioned red dildo?"     

"Stop calling Kuro-chan like that" - grunted Kushina fiercely, although she quickly calmed down because she knew it didn't pay to argue with such a childish woman - "And answering your question..."     

* * * * *     

"Thank you for bringing me to Suna, Kurama-kun" - said Temari with a smile as she looked around and noticed how nothing had changed even though it had been so long since she had visited her home village, or at least that was what she thought because she had been in the time room for two years.     

"Don't mention it," replied Kurama as he shook his head, "I also needed to come to Suna to check on Pakura"     

Pakura had been in Suna for the past few months as an ambassador, which she gladly accepted because she wanted to spend some time in her home village now that she had settled things with her only family.     

"Right, Pakura-sama..." - Temari nodded as she shrugged her shoulders - "By the way... Why did you bring Inari?"     

"Because he needs to know more about the world" - answered Kurama while giving a look to Inari who was looking at everything around him. He could not believe that at this moment they were in the middle of the City of the Desert - "And from what I see, he seems to be enjoying the surroundings"     

"It's obvious he does, Suna is beautiful" - snorted Temari as she rolled her eyes.     

"Look, Sensei!" - exclaimed Inari with excitement as he pointed to Suna's traditional clothing stores.     

"I know, they are so... different..." - said Kurama with a smile as Temari rolled her eyes - "Those are traditional clothes, specifically designed to withstand the desolate climate of Suna..."     

"Now that you mention it... it's hot as hell..." - murmured Inari as he wiped off his sweat - "How do you keep cool, Sensei?"     

"Hmm... let's say it's something that's typical of my body" - answered Kurama while shrugging - "Anyway, we'd better go check on Pakura and then go to the oasis to train"     

"Huh?" - Inari gave his teacher a confused look before nodding his head in regret because he knew that hell was about to begin.     

* * * * *     

"It is a pleasure to see you again, Kurama-sama" - said Pakura, who now had a smile on her formerly cold face.     

"Same here, Pakura... although if I am honest, I see that life is treating you well" - said Kurama while raising an eyebrow at the sight of a girl with brown hair accompanied by two men.     

"Oh, I think there is a big misunderstanding" - said Pakura as she waved her hands erratically - "This is Maki and her teammates"     

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Kurama-sama" - said Maki with a smile - "Pakura-sama has told me many things about you"     

"I hope they are not bad things" - answered Kurama while he laughed - "Like when she was in trouble".     

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no" - said Pakura as she was embarrassed at such a stage of her life.     

"Relax, she hasn't said anything bad, in fact, she has only spoken good things about you and the other members of the Uzumaki clan" - said Maki with a funny smile on her face as she watched Pakura cast an annoyed stare at her in order to hide her shame.     

"I see..." - nodded Kurama as he felt the two men looking at him with a neutral expression on his face - "Is something wrong?"     

The two men got up from their seats and walked slowly to where the redhead was.     

"Huh? Guys?" - Maki asked in surprise at the reaction of her two companions - "What's wrong with you?"     

But to her annoyance, the two men did not answer her.     

"Maki..." - Pakura said seriously because as much as she was from Suna, at this time she was a servant and ambassador of the Uzumaki clan.     

"I don't know what's wrong with them," said Maki with a scowl. "It's the first time those two have not responded when I speak to them"     

"You better not do anything stupid... because Kurama-sama is the leader of Suna's allied clan" - Pakura said seriously as she looked at her pseudo-daughter.     

"Don't worry, if something happens, I will be the first one to jump to defend Kurama-sama" - answered Maki seriously.     

But to Maki and Pakura's surprise, the two men quickly knelt in front of Kurama while drawing incense from who knows where - "We can finally be in your presence, Kurama-sama! No, Sekkusu Kami-sama!"     

". . ." - Pakura and Maki remained silent while Kurama did not know how to really react.     

"Sekkusu Kami-sama?" - asked Inari as he raised an eyebrow in surprise and confusion.     

"You better ignore that," replied Kurama as he shook his head, "Now, we better go train"     

"Please give us your blessing! - exclaimed the two men.     

"These imbeciles..." - muttered Maki as she smashed her forehead with the palm of her hand - "Seriously... Couldn't they embarrass me more in front of Kurama-sama?"     

"Why are you so interested in making a good impression on Kurama-sama?" - Pakura asked with a scowl. She really didn't want her pseudo daughter to start a relationship with Kurama because things were strange, not to mention that it would be awkward for her to have to call Maki, the girl she considered her daughter as ''Lady''.     

"Relax, it's not what you think" - answered Maki while she shook her head multiple times to show that she was not really interested in the redhead even though she found him handsome, like many women in the Elementary Nations - "I just want to put myself in the good eye of the man who has your interest".     

"I'm sure you're misunderstanding things too," said Pakura seriously as she let out a little snort. "I don't have that kind of feeling for Kurama-sama"     

"That's not what it looks like from the way you talk, Pakura-sama" - replied Maki as she shook her head.     

"And stop this 'Pakura-sama' thing," said Pakura with a scowl. "You know very well that I don't need these formalities with you, Maki"     

"I know... but for now I want to keep calling you that" - smiled Maki as she gave her an embarrassed look.     

". . ." - Pakura could only shake her head when she heard this - "We better change the subject, now it will be a better idea to make those two stop annoying Kurama-sama"     

"I think you are right," Maki nodded as she walked to the two boys kneeling in front of Kurama - "You two, that's enough!"     

"But Maki-san!" - exclaimed the boys - "We can't always meet Sekkusu Kami-sama!"     

"Okay, this is a little awkward, and from what I see, you're not going to stop until I give it a shot, are you?" - asked Kurama as he watched the two men shaking their heads at great speed - "Ugh... I bless you or whatever"     

"Thank you very much!" - exclaimed the two men, only to notice how two girls were approaching their location.     

"Kurama-sama!" - exclaimed the two women as they looked at the redhead.     

"Oh, God no..." - murmured Kurama as he began to sweat because if those two were close, then...     

"The rumors were true! There's Sekkusu Kami-sama!" - exclaimed a group of women.     

"I knew it!" - exclaimed Kurama as he disappeared from the scene.     

"He must not be very far, he did not disappear with the Hiraishin!" - exclaimed one of the women while the rest ran off in multiple directions, leaving only Pakura, Inari, two girls who had not left, and Maki's team.     

"OK, this was strange..." - said Maki as she shook her head - "Although you couldn't expect anything less from [Sekkusu Kami-sama Church]... those women are crazy..."     

"It's not very nice to say that, Maki-san," said one of the girls who had stayed.     

"I knew you were in the middle of this too..." - sighed Maki - "Anyway... What do you want?"     

"Nothing special, we just wanted to know if those two wanted to come with us," replied the second girl as she pointed to her two companions.     

"Oh my God, tell me it's not true" - said Maki with surprise because she could not believe that Kurama's blessing was true.     

"What do you mean?" - asked the first girl.     

"Kurama-sama gave you his blessing and well... now you are inviting them" - said Maki as she grabbed the bridge of her nose.     

"More reason for them to come with us" - said the second girl with a smile - "If they were blessed, then they will be a good addition to our growing religion"     

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Okay, this is official, this is my worst year by far...     

I'm grateful that the old PC, which didn't work before, has miraculously turned on, so I can announce this...     

Anyway, yesterday I spilled tea on my notebook (which I borrowed and used to de-stress because it was a gamer PC) because a fucking spider jumped on my face...     

Ugh... I feel like fate hates me because no matter what I do, everything goes to shit in a matter of seconds.