The Legend of the Kyubi

"Do you think Mei-sama will be okay?" - Ao asked as he looked at his son in all but blood, Chojuro.     

"I have no idea... although I think it's better that we prepare for the worst," replied Chojuro as he shook his head.     

It had been two days since Kurama and Mei had come to Kirigakure no Sato, and after they disappeared from Ao's office, no one else had ever seen them.     

"What are you doing outside our room?" - asked Kurama as he opened the door.     

". . ." - Ao and Chojuro were silent as they looked at each other.     

"Etto... Where is Mei-sama?" - asked Chojuro, who was the first to react.     

"Let's say that she is not in... condition to see anyone," said Kurama as he scratched his cheek in uneasiness.     

". . ." - the two men of Kiri could only give the redhead a blank look before they shook their heads - "I knew it"     

"In my defense, she was the one who made me do it, let's say she attacked my pride as a man," responded Kurama as he looked away. "After that one thing led to another and it better end there because I don't think it's a good idea for you to hear about it"     

"Thank you for your understanding" - Ao nodded - "Anyway, we just came to see how Mei-sama was because we hadn't seen her for two days, now that we know she's still alive, we can relax a little".     

Kurama rolled his eyes, but still nodded - "Okay, I'll tell her you came to see her when she's recovered"     

"Thank you for informing us" - answered the two men.     

"Okay, since we made that clear, is there anything else you need?" - asked Kurama as he raised an eyebrow.     

"The truth is that we have a 'slight' problem," said Ao seriously.     

Kurama looked at the man for a few seconds before feeling like the situation was about to become a pain in the ass - "Okay, talk"     

"The truth is that we have indications that Akatsuki is about to move again," Chojuro answered this time as he looked at the redhead. "Some small villages have disappeared during the last few days and everything points to the fact that it is the work of those white things we fought with in Kumo during the invasion"     

Kurama's expression changed when he heard this, only to frown even more - "I understand... when Mei recovers, we will return directly to Uzushio to receive the necessary information, after discovering the situation well I will inform you about what we have managed to discover".     

"We thank you, Kurama-sama" - said the two men.     

"You don't have to do this, Akatsuki is a pain in the ass not only for you, but also for us" - answered Kurama seriously - "After all, they are after Yugito and me"     

". . ." - the two men nodded silently before retiring because they knew there was nothing more they could do for the moment.     

Kurama shook his head again before entering his room, only to notice how it was completely destroyed - "I'm going to have to pay too much in repairs..."     

"What's wrong, Kurama-kun?" - asked Mei when she saw the redhead entering the room with an expression of absolute seriousness.     

"Oh, you're awake, Mei," said Kurama as he shook his head, "It's nothing important... Tell me, how are you?"     

"I'm still in pain, Kurama-kun," answered Mei with discomfort as she rolled her eyes. "A pain I wouldn't mind experiencing another time, but let's leave that for another time, tell me what's bothering you"     

"Has anyone ever told you that you are a Nymphomaniac?" - asked Kurama as he rolled his eyes - "And in answer to your question, I'd prefer that you be informed when we get home"     

"I guess I'll have to wait until I get home..." - said Mei as she shook her head - "But well, I'd like us to start with an extremely serious topic, one that will change our lives..."     

"?" - Kurama gave the woman a confused look because there was nothing important to talk about, at least not that he was conscious.     

"I see that you don't understand the situation..." - sighed Mei as she gave her partner a blank look - "I mean our children's names"     

"????" - Kurama was now much more confused than before.     

"Kurama-kun, yesterday was not a safe day, not to mention that with all that you came inside me, it's quite possible that you would have gotten me pregnant even if it wasn't a safe day," Mei responded seriously.     

"Oh..." - Kurama could only react when he heard this - "I understand, although I don't think it's too much of a problem for two reasons"     

"?" - Now it was Mei's turn to be confused.     

"You see, the first and simplest reason, I haven't completed my Senjutsu training yet for a strange reason that I don't understand, so I used a stamp to prevent you from getting pregnant because I don't want a second scenario like Kazumi-chan's" - said Kurama seriously and in the process upsetting the poor reddish brown-haired woman - "The second and most important reason, Kushi-chan banned me from naming my children because according to her, I don't have the talent to do so"     

"Oh, come on, it can't be that bad" - answered Mei as she rolled her eyes - "Let's see, tell me what you would name our son"     

"Chunchunmaru" - answered Kurama with pride.     

". . ." - Mei just kept silent as she gave the redhead a neutral look - "Are you serious?"     

"Great name, isn't it?" - asked Kurama as he smiled at her.     

"Now I understand why..." - Mei replied neutrally - "I agree with Kushina-san, you can't name our children..."     

"Is it that bad? - asked Kurama as he scratched his cheek.     

"Oh God, don't get me started..." - said Mei neutrally - "Your name is so bad that not only our enemies will bully our son, but also our future generations"     

Kurama tried to say something, but was silent when he noticed the woman's neutral gaze - "Okay, I can't be perfect..."     

"Do you want me to start with your imperfections now?" - asked Mei as she raised an eyebrow - "Because I have a rather long list, such as your ineffectiveness with regard to interpersonal relationships, do you remember how long it took you to get me to the bedroom? Forget that, I'm the one who started it all"     

"Okay, I give you my hand, and you grab my foot, this is solved in one way..." - said Kurama with neutrality, only to have Mei's cries of mercy resound in the room after a few seconds.     

* * *     

"Okay, now not only do my private parts hurt, but also my stomach after all the laughing," said Mei as she rolled her eyes.     

Exactly, Kurama just tickled Mei, my little perverts.     

"How long do you think it will take me to recover?" - asked Mei as she rolled her eyes at the redhead. "I'm saying this because I want to know what's making you so worried"     

Kurama thought for a few seconds before answering - "I would say a day or so"     

"I see... I guess you'll have to take care of me" - said Mei seriously.     

"Of course, I am partly to blame for you being this bad," said Kurama with a smile.     

"Only part of it?" - asked Mei as she raised an eyebrow.     

"Let's see, who is the one who asked, asked, and kept asking?" - asked Kurama as he rolled his eyes.     

"OK, you win this time," said Mei as she snorted at him. "I just hope that whatever is bothering you is something serious, or I swear we are going to have a very hard 'conversation'..."     

". . ." - Kurama rolled his eyes when he heard this because he knew he had awakened a hungry beast.     

* * * * *     

"That was quicker than I thought," said Zetsu as he frowned at the report of how the Big Villages were already on high alert for the disappearance of the smaller villages.     

"I don't care about your problems, I just want you to tell me how our final preparations are going," said Obito with neutrality as he looked at his teammate.     

". . ." - Zetsu frowned before relaxing - "Nothing out of the ordinary, in fact, Menma is almost ready to perform the Jutsu"     

"That's good, he's already taken his time" - said Obito as he disappeared with his Kamui.     

"Ok, that jerk is getting annoying" - said Zetsu while resisting the impulse to eliminate Obito, just to calm down because he was one of the most important parts of his plan - "I guess we just have to wait and see the end of that clown"     

"You look a little angry, Zetsu" - said Menma as he walked to the black entity.     

"None of your business, little pawn," answered Zetsu with neutrality as he watched closely, "Tell me what you want"     

"I want you to heal my mother" - answered Menma with neutrality.     

"When you master the Edo Tensei" - answered Zetsu with neutrality - "If you do that, then I will make your mother not have to suffer from her illness anymore"     

". . ." - Menma nodded hatefully before leaving.