The Legend of the Kyubi

03 years had passed since the war had ended, everything was peace, but none of that mattered right now.     

"I hate this job" - Kurama muttered as he looked at the documents in front of him - "I didn't accept the position of Hokage when Hiruzen offered it to me, because I knew it would suck, but it seems that fate doesn't want to let me go."     

Kurama again sighed as he turned his focus back to a specific document, only to feel his blood pressure shoot towards the clouds.     

"Really?" - Kurama asked as he looked at the document Kushina had brought him because it wasn't the first time she had tried to ask him for something meaningless - "First it was National Ramen Day, then it was the approval of the Kidnapping Law, and now this!"     

"It's just that we're short on funds" - Kushina replied as she averted her gaze.     

"But that doesn't mean you have to sell my items!" - Kurama replied as he looked neutrally at his wife - "Seriously, you're starting to get out of hand."     

"I'm sorry, it's just that the scientific team has managed to reach a critical part in the utopia project research and we need more funding" - said Kushina while scratching her cheek.     

"Denied" - said Kurama seriously. The utopia project was so to speak, research that aimed to create a new type of tree, the [Ramen Tree].     

"Why!" - Kushina shouted pitifully.     

"Because you're selling my underwear!" - Kurama exclaimed fiercely.     

"If it wasn't because yours has better marketing, I'd be selling Tsunade's!" replied Kushina, only to feel herself being thrown out of her husband's office - "Does that mean you approve it?"     

The door again opened, only for the woman to receive a document on how she could get more funding for her project.     

"Good!" - Kushina exclaimed excitedly as she rushed to the treasury to talk to Mikoto, after all, she was now the 'treasurer' of Uzu.     

* * *     

"I swear to god this is the last time" muttered Kurama neutrally.     

"That's what you said last time" - said Samui, who was now working as Kurama's secretary - "And look how things ended up."     

". . ." - Kurama gave her a blank look, only to shake his head - "What's next?"     

"Hinata is coming to report on the shinobi pre-academy we built" - Samui answered calmly - "By the way, remember that later I'm going to Tsunade-san's"     

"I know, already the symptoms of your pregnancy started to show" - replied Kurama while nodding.     

During this peaceful time, Kurama had been most of the time working in his office, something Samui had taken advantage of being his secretary.     

"How are the new classifications and specializations coming along?" - Kurama asked as he looked at the woman.     

"Everything is going according to what you planned" - Samui answered with a small smile - "Hinata already started to put in place the talent division and classification system."     

What Kurama had proposed was something simple, he would divide his shinobi into different specialized groups, these being, Assault, Investigation, Security, and Economy.     

The assault team, were ordinary shinobi, in other words, they would be his agents outside Uzu.     

The research team would be shinobi specialized in the discovery of new arts and technology.     

The security team would be shinobi similar to the assault team, with the difference that they would only work in Uzu, being considered as the police force. The most talented ones could be promoted to Anbu after going through their training.     

Finally, there were those of the Economy team, these shinobi specialized in building houses, gathering resources such as wood and minerals, as well as facilitating agriculture.     

Each of these teams, needed a certain number of merits or talents needed, with the best paid, as well as the one that asked for the most requirements, being the Research Team.     

"I see" - muttered Kurama as he nodded - "Anything else?"     

"You are free until the meeting with Hinata at 12" - replied Samui with a sensual smile as she approached the white-haired man and gave him a passionate kiss. This was one of the perks of being her husband's secretary.     

* * *     

"I swear I have more sex at work than at home" - Kurama muttered as he let out a heavy sigh and recalled what had happened during the afternoon. First, Samui came to give her ' report', then Koyuki and Mei came to 'discuss how to improve the relationship between their former homes, and finally Tsunade and Tsume came to 'chat' about a budget increase in the livestock and agricultural sector.     

Kurama was silent for a few seconds as he remembered what would happen back home, only to sigh again. It wasn't that he didn't like having sex with his girls, but it was psychologically exhausting to have sex so many times in a row.     

At first, it was all fun and exciting, but after a few months, it all gets repetitive, and he was even starting to feel annoyed at the idea that his relationship with the others was just based on sex.     

"Ugh, it's like being surrounded by rabbits" - Kurama muttered as he shook his head - "Speaking of Rabbits, tomorrow I have a date night with Kaguya and god knows when we'll be done if we had a much more intimate 'talk'"     

"I'm sure many would wish they had my life, but only the person who experiences it, can know how exhausting it is to have sex without rest" - Kurama muttered, only to sigh as he heard someone knocking on the door - "Come in."     

"Sorry for the interruption" - said Shizune as she poked her head out of the door - "But I need to talk to you about the budget increase in the medical sector."     

"Oh shit, here we go again" - muttered Kurama as he noticed the glint in Shizune's eye, only for after a few seconds the woman's moans to echo through the office.     

* * * * *     

"Are you okay?" - Samui asked, who was hugging her husband's arm as they walked home - "You look tired."     

"Yeah, I'm fine" - Kurama replied as he gave her a weak smile - "It's just that I've been too busy lately and haven't had time to take a break"     

Samui gave her husband a passive look, only to bring her face close to his and look him straight in the eyes - "Tell me the truth, Kurama, I know when you're hiding something from me."     

Kurama gave the blonde woman a surprised look, only to sigh regretfully when he noticed how she didn't seem to like his answer.     

"Relax, it's nothing" - Kurama replied as he shook his head.     

Samui gave him one last look before nodding, though she would talk to the others later to see if they could see what it was that was troubling her husband.     

The two quickly arrived at the Uzumaki residence and entered, only to feel someone take him by the hand.     

"I'm sorry, Kurama, but no dinner today" - Tsunade said as she dragged Kurama to his room - "Kazumi-chan asked me for a little brother."     

". . ." - Kurama gave the woman a blank look because they had done it only a few hours ago.     

"I feel like this is too much" - Mikoto said as she looked at the other women of the Uzumaki clan with a serious expression on her face. She had begun to notice how her husband seemed to be starting to lose his temper more easily.     

"What do you mean?" - Tayuya asked as she frowned.     

"That if we keep imposing ourselves in front of Kurama-kun, he'll explode" - replied Mikoto seriously - "Did you guys not notice how tense he was?"     

"Relax, Tsunade will relax him" - replied Tayuya with a mischievous smile on her lips while emphasizing the word 'relax'.     

"That's the problem" - Mikoto said seriously - "He's starting to feel rejection to sex."     

"He?" - Kin asked with surprise - "Are you saying that Sekkusu Kami-sama (Sex God), is starting to feel repulsed by sex?"     

"That sounds stupid" - nodded Tayuya while shrugging her shoulders - "It's impossible for that white sex toy to feel something like that."     

"I'm sorry to tell you that it's true" - Kurenai replied while frowning - "I've also noticed a few things, and thanks to being an expert in the realm of the mind, I can say with complete certainty that Mikoto-san's words are true"     

The girls frowned when they heard this, only to look at each other.     

"By any chance aren't you saying that we have to become nuns now?" - Tayuya asked with a frown.     

"No, I mean we have to start giving him some space to relax" - replied Kurenai seriously - "Maybe let him at least once a week, he goes out with the kids."     

"Ugh, now I feel a bit bad" - muttered Kushina, who was one of the biggest culprits of the situation, after all, she had created the blessed time seal that had caused countless orgies during the last few weeks.     

"By the way, no more time seal for the time being" - said Mikoto seriously.