Extra 7: Konosuba (7)*
Extra 7: Konosuba (7)*
4 hours had passed since the event had started, and Kurama was currently watching sitting on a cloud - "Let's see, the Succubus has found me 20 times, Wiz has found me 10 times. The girl named Chris has found me 14 times, while Aqua has found me 2 times, Megumin has found me 8 times."
Kurama slowly closed his eyes and remembered how Luna had decided to leave the event because she had gotten a date - "Although I have to admit it's a surprise as Darkness who has found me a total of 54, well, 55 times."
"Goshujinsama ~!" - Darkness exclaimed as she gazed at him from the roof of a house.
"Hello, Darkness, or should I call you Lalatina-chan?" - Kurama asked as he appeared a few feet away from the blonde girl.
"Nani?!" - Darkness exclaimed as she blushed in embarrassment- "How?!"
"I ran into a certain fat nobleman with a somewhat peculiar friend" - Kurama replied as he shrugged - "He sent that 'friend' to try and capture me. Short story short, now that nobleman is in hell because of a contract."
"Huh?" - Darkness was confused because she didn't understand what he was trying to say.
"That fat man made a contract, using as payment his soul" - said Kurama calmly - "Something normal when you make a deal with a demon".
Darkness widened her eyes in surprise as she felt her cheeks blush because she understood that now the white-haired man had blackmail material to use on her.
"How did a beautiful, educated noblewoman, end up being a masochistic pervert with clear delusions of being subdued like the bitch she is?" - Kurama asked as he looked at the girl who was breathing irregularly - "Oh? What's wrong, Lalatina-chan?"
Darkness didn't answer, she was all red in the face as she felt her body getting hotter and hotter.
"Why are you releasing that delicious scent full of unbridled lust?" - Kurama asked as a huge smile appeared on his face - "Do you want everything in Axel to see what a slut you are?"
"Ah ~!" - Darkness let out a small moan as she imagined how everyone would see her with a lustful expression as she was subdued by a dominant white-haired man. As all her friends and acquaintances would see the real her.
"Well, I guess that would be all for today" - Kurama said as he shook his head as he saw how Darkness had cum with just the man's words - "Too bad."
Darkness looked confused at the man but understood the situation when she heard how Kaguya indicated that the event was over.
"Interesting, I never thought she gave out consolation prizes" - Kurama muttered as he shook his head, only to notice how Kaguya's silhouette appeared in front of him - "Why did you say that?"
"Because I knew from the beginning that no one would manage to catch you" - replied Kaguya while rolling her eyes at him - "That's why I'll award the four with the most points."
"Ok, I'll instruct them to go to their Adventurer's Guild" - Kaguya nodded as she created three clones, one to call Lilith, one for Chris, and finally one for Wiz. She was about to retreat, but surprisingly looked at Darkness and grabbed her hand - "Come, you're one of the winners."
"Huh? - Darkness let out a small shout of surprise before disappearing from the spot next to Kaguya.
"I guess I'll send a clone to tell them to go to the Guild" - Kurama said while shaking his head.
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"Ok, I guess it's time for me to give the prizes to the winners" - said Kaguya as Darkness, Chris, Lilith, and Wiz, walked in the direction of the Rabbit Goddess.
"Wait!" - Aqua shouted as she leaped at Kaguya's legs, only to slam headlong into solid cover - "Ugh, what was that?"
"An anti-idiot barrier" - Kaguya replied neutrally as she watched the Water Goddess closely - "I never thought I'd use it if I'm being honest."
"Ugh" - Aqua could only cry as the others shook their heads.
"Kurama-sama! I've come for my wish!" - Kazuma exclaimed excitedly as he ran in the direction of the white-haired man.
"Why does Trashzuma have a wish, and I don't!" - Aqua exclaimed angrily.
"Heh ~" - Kazuma glared when he noticed Aqua's expression.
"Kazuma-sama! Promise me you'll give me some money when you ask for it!" - Aqua exclaimed as she hugged the brown-haired boy's legs.
"Stay away, goddess of misfortune!" - Kazuma shouted as he tried to push the water goddess away - "I wish I wouldn't see you for the rest of the day!"
"Granted" - said Kurama as they all watched Aqua disappear without a trace.
"Wait for a second!" - Kazuma shouted in terror - "That wasn't my wish!"
"I'm sorry" - Kurama replied as he looked at the brown-haired boy - "The moment you said 'I wish', I automatically fulfilled it."
"Damn it!" - Kazuma cried as he wept at the injustice, though inwardly he cursed the goddess of misfortune he had as a companion even more - "You could have at least kept her out of my life forever!"
"Hmm, I guess I can do something about that, but first I want to know something" - Kurama said while looking at the Adventurer's Guild manager - "Luna-chan, I was wondering if this place has a bank or something like that?"
"Actually, yes there is" - replied Luna while blushing at the albino's words - "The Cult of Eris is responsible for the banking service."
"I see" - nodded Kurama as he disappeared, only to reappear after a few seconds to hand a card to the brown-haired boy - "Here you go."
"Huh? What's this?" - Kazuma asked as he frowned upon receiving the card handed to him by Kurama.
"It's a little gift seeing as your wish went to shit" - replied Kurama calmly - "A bank card that has One Billion Eris on it."
"Huh!" - Kazuma's expression changed drastically when he heard Kurama's words, only to take the card carefully and caress it as if it were his lover - "My precious ~"
"That's weird" - Wiz said as he watched Kazuma growl when someone approached him.
"Just ignore him, Wiz-san" - Luna said as she shook her head.
"We better get on with it" - said Kaguya calmly as she looked at the brown-haired woman - "Okay, Wiz-san, I want you to tell me your wish."
"What's the limit?" - Wiz asked curiously.
"There is no limit, though we don't accept controlling other people's thoughts" - Kaguya replied calmly.
"Uh, I honestly don't know what to ask for" - muttered Wiz as he sighed regretfully - "There are so many things I wish for, I don't know which one to go for"
"Take your time" - nodded Kaguya as she watched as Chris - "What is your wish?"
"I wish for the death of the Maou" - answered Chris seriously while those present let out a cry of a surprise because they never thought that would be the wish of a thief.
"What do you think, Kurama-kun?" - Kaguya asked, only to notice how Kurama disappeared.
"Huh?" - Wiz's eyes widened in surprise as she felt the seal she was protecting being destroyed.
Kurama quickly reappeared and created a mirror that showed a completely destroyed castle - "Done, no more Maou!"
"!" - Chris opened her eyes in surprise as she felt a small smile appear on her lips.
"For the record, I only destroyed the castle and the Maou" - Kurama added, then shook his head - "The servants and the other living creatures are still alive because they weren't part of the deal."
"I understand" - nodded Chris with a smile.
"A're? What's going on?" - Kazuma asked as he saw how his body was now starting to glow - "What's happening to me?!"
"Do you even remember?" - Chris asked in surprise as she looked at the brown-haired boy.
"No?" - Kazuma replied with confusion as he looked at the thief in search of answers.
"Didn't Aqua Senpai inform you that after the Maou was defeated, there would no longer be anything binding you to this world and you could safely go to paradise?" - Chris asked in surprise. She knew Aqua was carefree, but she never thought that she wouldn't say something as important as this.
"In fact, she only said that if I managed to defeat the Maou, you would fulfill any wish of mine" - replied Kazuma calmly, but his expression quickly changed - "But that doesn't matter! I don't want to go to paradise!"
"Huh? Why not?" - Chris asked with surprise.
"Because that place is full of old people!" - Kazuma shouted as he felt tears building up in his eyes - "I'm still a virgin and I have to spend a Billion Eris!"
Kazuma's body began to glow brighter as the poor boy could only curse his luck, which ironically was his highest Stat.