The Legend of the Kyubi

"I don't think I can find him, much less capture him" - sighed Luna as she looked around.     

"Whom?" - asked a voice behind her.     

"Kurama-sama" - replied the beautiful big-breasted blonde, only to let out a small feminine scream - "Kurama-sama!"     

"Hello, Luna-chan" - smiled Kurama as he looked at the woman - "How have you been?"     

"Fine, but what are you doing here?" - Luna asked as she raised an eyebrow after calming down.     

"Escaping from my pursuers" - Kurama answered simply - "But well, I was wondering if the date is still on."     

"You are a strange one, Kurama-sama" - said Luna while shaking her head - "But yes, the date is still on."     

"Ok, we'll continue this when this little event is over" - replied Kurama with a smile.     

"Gotcha!" - Luna exclaimed as she tried to catch the white-haired man, only to be surprised how he was hugging a log - "A're?"     

"Better luck next time, see you later, Luna-chan ~" - smiled Kurama as he disappeared from the spot.     

* * * * *     

"Let's see, if you were an ultra-powerful sex deity with the ability to destroy entire worlds, where would you be?" - Kazuma muttered as he looked around - "Maybe where the Succubus?"     

"Actually, they were the ones who found me, not me them" - replied Kurama as he appeared behind Kazuma - "Hi"     

"Hello" - said Kazuma as he nodded, only to feel like something weird was going on - "Wait! Why the fuck am I waving at you!"     

"Because that's what an educated person would do" - replied Kurama while shrugging his shoulders - "Anyway, I didn't come to give you a false hope of success, but to talk about something important."     

"I wanted to ask you something too" - said Kazuma with surprise.     

"Oh? What did you want to ask me?" - Kurama asked while raising an eyebrow.     

"How did you end up fucking your mother?" - Kazuma asked curiously.     

". . ." - Kurama wasn't expecting this answer, so he couldn't do anything but let out a powerful laugh - "Ok, that was a good one, I haven't laughed like that in months."     

Kazuma decided to keep silent because he wasn't so sure if the man in front of him was angry, or not.     

"Relax, I'm not furious, or anything like that" - Kurama answered calmly - "And answering your question, it was something that happened after a huge amount of coincidences, although I don't regret that it happened because she makes me happy."     

"I see" - nodded Kazuma. It wasn't the answer he was looking for, but he was grateful that he answered, and at the same time didn't get angry.     

"Anyway, I feel that the two of us can be friends, so I'm going to make an exception" - said Kurama as he looked at the brown-haired young man - "I'm going to fulfill your wish when this event is over, so I recommend you use this time to think about what to ask for."     

"Thank you very much, Kurama-sama!" - Kazuma shouted as he knelt on the ground and started kissing his feet - "Praise Sekkusu Kami-sama!"     

"Uh, whatever, I'd better retire for the moment" - said Kurama as he disappeared because honestly, it was a bit awkward to see how Kazuma was kissing the ground where he had been before.     

"Goshujinsama!" - Darkness exclaimed as he looked in all directions - "Kazuma! Where's Goshujinsama?!"     

"D-Darkness!" - Kazuma asked in surprise upon seeing his teammate - "What are you doing here?!"     

"Where is he! I'm sure I smelled his scent in this direction!" - Darkness exclaimed as she looked at Kazuma with blood-red eyes.     

Kazuma started to tremble because it was the first time he experienced such fear.     

"Well?" - Darkness said as she walked to where her teammate was.     

"Wait, Darkness!" - Megumin shouted as she stepped in front of Kazuma - "It's obvious that Kurama-san already escaped from this place, so you don't have to keep tormenting Kazuma!"     

"That's true, besides, a useless guy like Kazuma can't know where Kurama-sama is" - added Aqua, not noticing the cold look the brown-haired boy had at the moment.     

"Ok, we'd better continue" - muttered Darkness while sniffing the ground again - "This way!"     

"Let's go!" - Aqua exclaimed as Megumin nodded.     

Kazuma watched as his teammates left in the direction of the Adventurer's Guild as he resisted the urge to comment on the hound Darkness - "I almost scared the crap out of myself."     

* * * * *     

"A're? Why are you all running around?" - Wiz asked as she looked around in confusion.     

"I could answer that for you" - Kurama said as he appeared in front of her - "Hi"     

"Kya!" - Wiz could only shout in response as she blushed, only to pout at him when she saw the one responsible - "Mou! Stop doing that, Kurama-san!"     

"Sorry" - smiled Kurama as he shook his head and watched the beautiful woman carefully, only to notice how she was the most beautiful woman he had ever met in this dimension. Long brown hair that reached down to her big butt, breasts that could easily compete with Tsunade's and Hikari's, an innocent attitude that could be compared to Hinata's when she's not in her Masochistic mode, and skin as white as Kushina's - "Not bad, 10 out of 10."     

Wiz again blushed, only to notice how Kurama's smile was much bigger - "W-weren't you going to tell me about this situation?"     

"Oh, right, sorry for gawking at your beauty" - Kurama replied as he scratched his cheek, though this brought out an even bigger blush from the Lich - "Anyway, what I was trying to tell you, is that everyone is participating in a little event."     

"Event?" - Wiz asked in surprise because she hadn't heard anything about an event.     

"They're trying to catch me" - replied Kurama as he shrugged - "Those who manage to do so, can have a wish."     

"?" - Wiz was really confused because it sounded too good to be true - "Really?"     

"I gain nothing by lying to you" - Kurama replied as he shrugged - "I can deliver unlimited riches, I can extend the life of mortals, give them power that will make them much stronger than the Maou, I could even kill that damned Demon King with utmost ease. I can even restore youth to others and bring the dead back to life!"     

"!" - Wiz's eyes widened in surprise as she felt her inert heart beating slightly, something that surprised her because like Undead, her heart had died years ago.     

"That's a little test" - Kurama replied as he gave the brown-haired woman a wink - "Well, that would be all for now because I feel a little troublesome group coming on."     

With that said, Kurama disappeared from the place again, leaving a confused Wiz, at least until she felt a familiar presence.     

"Goshujinsama!" - Darkness exclaimed as she looked around the surroundings, only to groan in irritation when she saw how he had again disappeared.     

"That explains why they were in such a hurry last time" - said Wiz in surprise as he saw the three girls from Kazuma's team - "By the way, where's Kazuma-san?"     

"Kazuma? No idea" - replied Aqua as she shrugged her shoulders.     

"Aqua-san, we saw Kazuma a few minutes ago" - Megumin replied while giving the blue-haired girl a blank look.     

"Really?" - Aqua asked in surprise - "I didn't even remember."     

". . ." - Megumin just shook her head when she heard this as she watched as Darkness was again trying to track down the white-haired man.     

"But leaving that aside, it's a surprise that this is the second time we've seen you at the place where Kurama-sama was" - Aqua said as she looked at the Lich with narrowed eyes - "Are you using those obscene Orbs you have on your chest, by any chance?"     

"They're not obscene!" - Wiz exclaimed as she covered her prominent breasts and shot an embarrassed look at the water goddess.     

"I'm sorry to tell you that they are obscene" - Megumin replied as his visible eye glowed with mischief - "They are so obscene that they must disappear from this world!"     

Wiz screamed in terror when he noticed how the girl from the Kouma clan was not joking.     

"This way!" - Darkness exclaimed as she ran off again.     

"Tch, you're saved for now" - muttered Megumin as she chased after her friend - "When I get back, I'm going to finish the job."     

"I'm watching you" - Aqua said as she gave the Lich one last look before running off chasing after her two friends.     

"That was dangerous" - muttered Wiz as small tears ran down her cheeks.     

"Indeed" - nodded Kaguya as she appeared beside the Undead.     

"Kya!" - Wiz again let out a cry of terror as she wondered if everyone had now gained the ability to be able to appear behind her without her noticing.     

"Oh, I'm sorry" - Kaguya said as she looked at the Undead - "I'm sorry I surprised you, my name is Kaguya, and I'm Kurama's wife."     

"Wife?" - Wiz asked in surprise.     

"I'll explain later, for now, I want you to come with me" - said Kaguya as she looked at Wiz with a small smile on her lips. It was obvious that her husband had acquired a huge interest in the woman in front of her, and she honestly couldn't blame him, after all, those breasts were huge.