Extra 8: Bleach (2)*
Extra 8: Bleach (2)*
The Visored were silent as they watched the man silently, well, all but Mashiro who was now playing poker with Mikoto's clone.
"Can you do other things?" - Shinji asked after coming back to himself.
"Additional to everything I said before, I can move between dimensions and stop time" - replied Kurama proudly as he remembered his [Za Warudo] - "I can also switch between two forms, my human form and that of a 10-tailed Fox. Oh, by the way, my fox form I can assume from the size of a cub to 300 meters tall monster"
Those present opened their mouths like fish out of the water as they imagined Kurama's titanic appearance and all his abilities.
"Who the hell are you!" - Hiyori exclaimed in fear - "Not even our Soul King can do all those things!"
"Technically I'm a god, a real one, one who is practically omnipotent" - replied Kurama as he let out a puff of smoke - "I'm not omniscient though, so don't ask me things that make you self-conscious because I might not have the slightest clue!"
"A god?" - Yoruichi asked with surprise and curiosity.
"Exactly, although after reaching this level of power, I prefer the term, [Primordial]" - replied Kurama as he continued to smoke from his pipe - "I prefer that title because I have too many titles. The Beast of Prophecy, Apocalypse Incarnate, Controller of Elements, The Immortal, Avatar of the Sun, Shinobi God, Fox God, Sex God."
"Did I hear sex god?" - Those present wondered as they looked skeptically at the white-haired man.
"I know what you're thinking, and yes, that's correct" - replied Kurama as he scratched his cheek - "It was one of the first titles I got, ironically I was mortal at the time."
"Wait, I think I heard something interesting" - said Yoruichi while squinting her eyes - "Shinobi? Something like a Ninja?"
"Exactly" - nodded Kurama with a smile - "I'm the strongest ninja in my dimension."
"Ok, I'd like to compare notes with you" - said Yoruichi as her eyes sharpened.
"I have no problem" - replied Kurama as he shrugged his shoulders.
"I want to know more about the sex god thing" - said Lisa as she raised her hand - "If it's not too much trouble".
"Hmm, in the old days I wasn't too comfortable talking about it, but now I don't have too much trouble" - replied Kurama as he took a few seconds to smoke before looking at the girl with glasses - "Now that I remember, it was kind of funny how it all unfolded."
Kurama slowly started to explain to them about their 'adventures', obviously leaving the 'important' details aside.
Kisuke and the others didn't know what to say, especially since the man in front of them had not only fucked his mother, but also his best friend's mother, his sister in all but blood, and the moon goddess who had returned to bring destruction to the world.
"I don't know whether to say you're a lucky bastard or a crazy fox" - Shinji said as he looked at the white-haired man - "Only you, would end up having sex with a crazy goddess."
"You say that because you haven't seen her" - replied Kurama as he created a clone to transform him into Kaguya.
A stony silence invaded the room as everyone looked with surprise at the clone of the beautiful woman of the Otsutsuki clan.
"Ok, I take it back, you're one lucky bastard" - Shinji muttered while shaking his head as he watched the clone disappear.
"And that you haven't seen how the clothes hide her prominent curves" - replied Kurama as a huge smile appeared on his lips - "But let's better get back to the main topic."
Kurama quickly summoned more clones and they took on the appearance of their wives, only for those present not to know what to say. They were amazed at the beauty that each of the women present had, especially the blonde with huge breasts and honey-colored eyes.
"Those breasts are bigger than Unohana's and Rangiku's" - Shinji muttered, only to feel someone punch him in the liver - "Ugh!"
"Damn boob lovers!" - roared Hiyori after seeing the prominent breasts that most of Kurama's wives had - "And you're the worst of them all!"
"I like asses too" - replied Kurama innocently as he moved his head a little to dodge the girl's attack - "A little more to the right and you could have hit me"
"Now I'm jealous of your life" - sighed Kisuke as he shook his head - "But I admit that you are a man of culture."
"Thank you" - smiled Kurama as he dodged a new attack from the blonde girl - "They based many books, movies, and performances on my life. Even the godfather of one of my sons, one of the most perverted men you can meet, as well as one of the most famous Smut writers in my world, created a saga with my 'adventures'"
"I want to read one of those!" - Lisa exclaimed with a flame in her eyes.
"Here" - replied Kurama as he threw an orange book to the girl "That's 'Icha Icha: Nurse Edition', based on an orgy I had during my teenage years."
"Orgy with nurses?" - Rose asked with surprise.
"That's a funny story too" - replied Kurama while scratching his cheek - "That's where I met three of my wives, Hikari, and the two twins, although things didn't end very well for me during that day. I still have some nightmares about the punishment Kushi-chan gave me when she found out about the orgy."
"Jiraiya-sama is a smut genius" - muttered Lisa as she continued to engross herself in the book she held in her hands. The content was not only quite graphic, making it easy to imagine herself in the middle and feel as if she was observing everything in first person.
"Anyway, I think that was enough" - Kurama said as he made his pipe disappear and observed everyone present - "I'd like you to tell me a little more about your dimension and your lives. Something tells me that they are interesting, especially yours because I can feel a mixture of two energies inside you."
"!" - the Visored opened their eyes in surprise when they heard the white-haired man's words, after all, they never expected their secret to be discovered so quickly.
"You don't have to worry so much, remember that I am not from this dimension so, from my point of view, you are just like Kisuke or Yoruichi" - said Kurama calmly while trying to calm down the hybrids again - "In fact, I can feel a much greater connection with you than the other inhabitants of this dimension because my children are also hybrids."
"We're sorry, Kurama-san" - Shinji said as he let out a sigh - "It's just that our situation is complicated."
Kurama instructed them not to worry.
After they calmed down, Shinji and Kisuke began to explain to him about the situation of this world, as well as the most prominent races of this dimension.
"Interesting, Shinigami, Quincy and finally Hollow" - Kurama muttered while analyzing the three races, as well as the places they inhabit - "This world is interesting, I guess I'll have to do some more research."
"If you want to investigate, I recommend you not to go to Hueco Mundo" - said Shinji seriously - "I know you're strong, but that place is extremely dangerous."
"Relax, I haven't even used 5% of my full power" - replied Kurama as he shrugged his shoulders, only to look around curiously - "Anyone wants to join me?"
Those present looked at each other apprehensively until Yoruichi raised one of her paws - "I guess I'll accompany you, after all, someone needs to keep an eye on you, not to mention that it's a good time to learn something more about a shinobi from another dimension."
"I have no problem" - Kurama replied while shrugging his shoulders - "You still don't show me your true appearance though"
"I guess now all that's left is to capture a Hollow to figure out how to get to Hueco Mundo" - said Kurama as everyone watched in terror as one of his eyes changed shape and color.
"What is that monstrous spiritual pressure?!" - Kisuke exclaimed in terror as he trembled uncontrollably. He was experiencing a primal fear, one that came directly from his spiritual core.
"This my friend is the Rinnegan," replied Kurama as a smile appeared on his face, "Or better known as the Eye of Samsara. This eye gives me the ability to absorb all kinds of energies and control different abilities, among them the ability to get in touch with people's souls."
"Samsara" - muttered Kisuke as he looked with a dry mouth at the white-haired man - "The perpetual cycle of life, death, and rebirth."
Those present swallowed saliva in an attempt to calm down as they felt it would have been better not to come in contact with the man in front of them.