My Husband, Warm The Bed

It had been a long time since he last saw those little girlfriends. Zhan Limo felt strange that he did not contact them immediately during his vacation. If Qin Xiaobao did not mention it, he would have forgotten about it. "Mom, did they leave their names?"    

    

Qin Xiaobao twisted his ear. "Kid, you should stop worrying. Find a girl you like and marry her. Don't eat the food in the bowl and close the pot. Such a man not only hurt others but also himself. Think about it carefully."    

    

Zhan Limo dodged and said shamelessly, "Mom, to be honest, I have always been unable to understand why my father, my uncle, and my brother were willing to hand over such a beautiful life to a woman early on. There are still many years left in life. How can I bear to face a woman's face that is gradually aging? "    

    

Qin Xiaobao wished she could use chopsticks to knock on Zhan Limo's head. "Do you know that only a typical scumbag man can say something like that?"    

    

"Mom, life is only a few decades. You have to know how to enjoy it in time. Don't give your life to a woman early on. Otherwise, you will regret it for the rest of your life." Zhan Limo turned his head and looked at Zhan Nianbei, who had been silent all this while. "Dad, you are an experienced man. Do you think what I said makes sense?"    

    

Zhan Nianbei was not stupid. How could he jump into the pit that this kid dug? He said, "That's because you haven't met the girl you really like. When you meet her, you definitely won't think like now. You will think of a way to marry her back so that she won't be taken away by others."    

    

Qin Xiaobao was very satisfied with Zhan Nianbei's answer. "Stinking brat, let me tell you. Back then, your dad loved me so much that he was worried that other men would snatch me away. So he married me, who was young and gentle, early on."    

    

Zhan Limo smiled and said, "Is that so? Mom, I heard that you were the one who chased after my dad. It took you a lot of effort to catch up to him."    

    

"Which son of a b * tch told you that? Tell me, I had to catch him and give him a good beating so that he would spout nonsense. " Qin Xiaobao looked at Zhan Nianbei, "What exactly happened? Zhan Nianbei, you are one of the people involved. You must know it clearly. Tell this brat about it."    

    

Zhan Nianbei said, "I will prove that I was the one who chased your mother back then. You kept pestering me. You shamelessly chased after her like that. "    

    

These words did not sound pleasant to her ears no matter how she heard them. Qin Xiaobao looked at Zhan Nianbei and said, "Zhan Nianbei, what do you mean?"    

    

Zhan Nianbei said, "Back then, in order to chase after you, I had to put in a lot of effort. Could it be that you have forgotten?"    

    

Qin Xiaobao gave him a punch. "Go to hell."    

    

Qin Xiaobao did not really forget what happened back then. She could lie to her son and others, but she could not lie to herself.    

    

While the two of them were arguing, Zhan Limo thought of another serious question. "Dad, Mom," he said. Tell me about it. Do I have a mental illness?"    

    

Qin Xiaobao and Zhan Nianbei asked at the same time, "What do you mean?"    

    

Zhan Limo said again, "I have so many girlfriends, but none of them made me want to marry her and hide her. Is it because I don't love them, or is there something wrong with my heart?"    

    

Zhan Nianbei and Qin Xiaobao said at the same time, "Stinking brat, there are many scumbags, but it is rare to see a scumbag like you. I didn't expect you to think of it."    

    

Zhan Limo scratched his head, looking like he was asking for advice. "Then tell me what true love is. Like you and your wife? " If it really is like you two, I think we should just forget about it. I don't want to find a fierce woman to be my wife and have to fight with me every day. "    

    

Qin Xiaobao was so angry that he glared. "Zhan Limo, I owe you in my previous life. How dare you say such insulting words to your mother? "    

    

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. It's not right to be angry with a brat like him." Zhan Nianbei comforted Qin Xiaobao while telling Zhan Limo, "Stinking brat, when you meet the right person one day, you will naturally know what a true love is."    

    

Zhan Limo said disdainfully, "Dad, if you don't understand it yourself, then so be it. Don't pretend to be unfathomable to me."    

    

Qin Xiaobao said, "You brat, you just said that you have grown up and now you are insulting your father and mother like this. Have you grown up?"    

    

Zhan Limo said, "I knew it. No matter what, as long as I offend one of you, the other will definitely stand out and help the other bully me. It seems that I was given to me by the two of you for recharging your words."    

    

Of course, this was only a joke for Zhan Limo. The three of them had always been like this. If they were to suddenly change their way of getting along, everyone would feel awkward and uneasy. It was the same Zhan Limo who would always scold his parents and let them know who he was. It was the same way they bullied his parents.    

    

The three of them often quarreled, but they also loved each other, and no one could replace their position in each other's hearts.    

    

...    

    

The holidays always passed very quickly. After lunch, Zhan Limo chatted with his parents for a while, then packed up and prepared to return to the army.    

    

Before he left, Qin Xiaobao held Zhan Limo's hand and instructed, "Son, the army is dangerous. You must take good care of yourself. Don't scare mother anymore."    

    

When she thought about the last time Zhan Limo was injured, Qin Xiaobao still had a lingering fear. What was even more hateful was that Zhan Nianbei actually stopped her from entering the military to see her son, so she still did not know how serious Zhan Limo's injuries were at that time. It was precisely because she was not clear about the situation that she was worried every day.    

    

"Mom, actually, the army usually only has some routine training. It's just increasing physical strength. It's not as scary as you think. " Don't think too much. I'm leaving. You can go back with my dad. It's getting cold now, remember to put on more clothes. Don't catch a cold. " Training was not as easy as Zhan Limo had said. On the contrary, some of the extreme training in the Flying Eagle team might even injure or lose their lives. But it was good that Zhan Limo knew about these things. He could not let his mother worry about him anymore.    

    

Qin Xiaobao could not bear to part with it. Her son said, "Son, you have to promise me that you will ensure your own safety."    

    

Zhan Nianbei pulled Qin Xiaobao and said, "My son is going to the army. Seeing that you are so nervous, those who do not know will think that our son is going to war."    

    

Qin Xiaobao said, "What do you know?"    

    

Zhan Nianbei said, "I don't know. Do you know?"    

    

Qin Xiaobao said, "Do you think that as the chief of the Jiangbei military, you are very impressive just because you are in charge of the entire Jiangbei military? You know everything."    

    

Zhan Nianbei said, "Qin Xiaobao, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't provoke me for a day, right?"    

    

Zhan Limo left home and went back to the army while his parents were arguing, but not only did the quarreling between his parents not annoy him, but it also made him feel that his parents quarreling was the best sound in the world.    

    

As long as they were still arguing, Then their home was still the same as before. It was a noisy but loving home.