Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return

"This... What kind of shitty situation was this? Am I f * * king nearsighted or an old flower? How could there be such a damned thing! Were you affected by the evil in the middle of the day? " Zhou Xiaoxing looked at the card in his hand that determined his life and death, and said to himself while sweating profusely.    

    

With his flustered look, he did not even manage to sit properly, with a clang sound, Zhou Xiaoxing's butt fell on the ground, attracting the ridicule and attention of the people around him.    

    

This couldn't be blamed on Zhou Xiaoxing not being steady enough, it was simply because the card in his hand was too scary!    

    

This card was originally Peach Eight, Zhou Xiaoxing wanted to turn him into Peach A. He had used this kind of small technique countless times in the past. It could be said to be a test of a hundred times. But today, a strange accident had occurred to this card, causing it to turn into a terrifying smiling face!    

    

This was a clown's smiling face, full of the face of a poker card. It looked somewhat horrifying, and was in disbelief, but it had actually forcefully appeared in front of Zhou Xiaoxing!    

    

One had to know that this was a f * * king poker card, where the hell did this smiley face come from!?    

    

"Did I make a mistake?" Too nervous? " Zhou Xiaoxing said to himself as he finally calmed down and squeezed his sweating hand.    

    

At this moment, he ignored the others' surprised expressions. Once again, he held the card in his hand and used his strength to wash it. The strength he exerted was as if he was born in a bath and wanted to wipe off all the dirt on the card.    

    

Until the scene on the card started to change and returned to a normal poker card, only then did Zhou Xiaoxing's eyes light up slightly. His face revealed excitement, and he rubbed even harder.    

    

"AAA!" This time, it will definitely be an A! " Zhou Xiaoxing roared crazily in his heart. He held the card in his hand and looked outside, afraid that he would not be able to withstand this blow.    

    

Seeing the number in his hand change from eight to a pointed shape, his heart started beating faster and faster.    

    

It was only when he saw a complete A. That the heart floating in the air was finally relieved!    

    

"Phew!" We finally succeeded! " Zhou Xiaoxing finally took a deep breath and said. He only felt that it was worth it to have more good things to do.    

    

"Today's luck is really bad, he could actually come up with a hundred percent spiritual skill …" Zhou Xiaoxing continued to speak, like a successful speech, but before he finished, he was once again stunned in place, holding onto the card, as though he was holding onto a heavy burden, unwilling to let go of it no matter what!    

    

His expression also started to change once again, becoming a completely different person from an expert in the art of changing the face of a country. From the excitement and happiness just now to confusion, to the frown and pain, and finally panic!    

    

After saying that, the people around him were confused. They felt that Zhou Xiaoxing had never seen the world, and had gotten used to it. Under great happiness and sorrow, he lost his mind in front of twenty million?    

    

Finally, someone couldn't help but shout out, "Turn the tables. We've already waited for a long time, and we'll see if you can finish the entire set by yourself. Even a card bearer would have to turn it over, if not, Dealer will help you turn it over! "    

    

"Yeah, what the hell is this thing? It's laughing and crying at the same time. Haven't you seen the money? I haven't even f * * king seen money before. The people around him echoed.    

    

Under the continuous urging, Zhou Xiaoxing's forehead was once again filled with sweat, but he had no other choice.    

    

It wasn't that he didn't want to turn the tables, it was just that he didn't dare!    

    

That card just now was indeed an A! But it was an ace of spades! What was the use of that? He had directly turned the hand into a broken card, breaking it into small pieces! Even if he did, he would be able to win even if he lost.    

    

But unfortunately, this card changed again. It had turned into an expression of someone picking his nose! The next moment, it turned into a big smiling face.    

    

What the heck was this? Use a poker card with him?!    

    

How could he not understand the reason behind all of this? It was definitely caused by the bastard in front of him!    

    

This person, was actually a Wizard Shu! He really f * cking knew how to hide!    

    

The fall of the dice must not have been an accident, it must have been caused by this boorish man playing the pig to eat the tiger!    

    

And looking at how he changed his hand so easily, his arcane skills must be even a little better than his own!    

    

"Damn, so it's a big boss. I was wondering how he could keep winning." Damn, I've been in the gambling world for so many years, but this is the first time I've seen someone who knows more than me! I want to see who the real King of Kings is! " Zhou Xiaoxing said, not willing to be outdone.    

    

As matters stood, he had no way out. He could only brace himself and go all out!    

    

He bit the tip of his tongue, unhesitatingly activated the Secret Art, wanting to fight to the death with Mo Xun.    

    

With the help of the blood from the tip of his tongue, the card in his hand finally transformed into a red peach!    

    

"I've practiced magic for decades, and I've also been in the gambling world for decades. It was only when he was injured that he was able to reach his current cultivation level. "You stupid brute who barged in, what qualifications do you have to fight me!" Zhou Xiaoxing's face revealed madness. The Spiritual Energy s all over his body crazily rushed towards the poker cards as if they were trying to buy money, causing the card to become more and more red!    

    

That bright red color, looked like it was dyed with fresh blood. It was so thick that it was scary. He wanted to stop it, but he could no longer do so. He could only force himself to go to the other extreme!    

    

When he finished his own technique and looked at everything in front of him, Zhou Xiaoxing had already become somewhat numb.    

    

As for the poker card in his hand, the picture on it astonishingly turned into a side … Five Star Red Flag!    

    

"This, this... A fight my ass! What the f * ck are you doing! Take a look for yourselves! " Zhou Xiaoxing finally could not take it anymore and threw the five star red banner out.    

    

When he threw it on the table, the card returned to its original form as a poker card, the Eight of Spades.    

    

But at this time, the situation had been set. Zhou Xiaoxing's cards were: Spades 8, Peach 10, J, Q, and K. It was neither the same flower, nor the same child. There wasn't even a pair of them. It had turned into a group of pure single-card players. (Teaser/player ://player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player/player) A smelly hand card.    

    

"How is that a thousand?" The surrounding people were also stunned when they heard this, and were somewhat unable to react in time.    

    

Wasn't it just a normal poker card? How did it become a ghost? Even if the cards weren't good, he couldn't say so. What kind of brand was this …    

    

"If your cards aren't good, then say a thousand. Hehe, your first Dealer is really domineering." At this time, Mo Xun smiled faintly.    

    

"I'm not good enough? Hehe! Even if they are all single-card players, I have a Peach K, and those are all lousy single-card players. I want to see who is the bad player! " Zhou Xiaoxing still wanted to carry out his last struggle.    

    

Hearing that, Mo Xun shook his head, and casually flipped open the card on his table.    

    

A single card 3, the smallest single card. This card was also stinky.    

    

As for Zhou Xiaoxing, when he saw the smallest single card, he did not reveal any smile and instead sucked in a breath of cold air!    

    

This was because among Mo Xun's previous cards, there was still a single card, three!    

    

At this moment. It was only then that everyone could clearly see the five cards in Mo Xun's hands!    

    

74133!    

    

The cards were indeed not big, not even one over ten. But there just happened to be one right!    

    

Although it was the smallest pair, three pairs! But that was also a pair, a pair of unicorns that completely tricked Zhou Xiaoxing's unicorn, the Red Peach K!    

    

Victory and defeat had been decided!    

    

And only the smarter ones were able to understand the meaning behind Mo Xun's five cards!    

    

741, 33.    

    

You're going to die from anger, you tramp!