Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return

"This, this is...? An international friend from ancient Egypt? She was dressed in a very exotic manner. Not bad, not bad. If you want to take a photo, you can come over. It's quite fun, but I don't know if this foreign friend will charge any fees. If it's ten dollars each, I'll take it! " Mo Xun smiled as he patted the Director Cui that was wrapped into a mummy, and pretended not to know anything as he smiled.    

    

Hearing Mo Xun's words, Wang Hao and the others who were at the side also started laughing. Their laughter shook, making Director Cui even more anxious and their eyes bloodshot, as if they were about to evolve from a mummy into a big zombie.    

    

"No, no. I'm not Egyptian, ah pooh, I'm not a mummy! I am Cui You Yun! Director Cui! Master Mo, before we met! I am also in charge of leading your general mission. " Director Cui said with a flattering look.    

    

"Director Cui? Oh, yes. That... Then why are you dressed like this? Is this the latest social trend? Or was it because Director Cui was so young, and also liked to play the cosplay that young people liked? and played a mummy? " Mo Xun looked up and down Director Cui carefully, and couldn't help but say with a raised voice.    

    

This strange expression once again caused the blood veins in Director Cui's eyes to grow larger, to the point that it felt like it was about to explode.    

    

Fortunately, he had heard enough of these words in the past few days, so he could only forcefully endure it.    

    

He forced a smile and said, "It's like this." When I returned home from my first mission with you that day, my entire body felt extremely itchy, and nothing could be done about it. They could only scratch nonstop, causing their entire body to be covered in injuries. Therefore, they had no choice but to wrap their bodies with a cloth. "    

    

"In this period of time, I have also sought out countless doctors, even Martial Artist and Wizard Shu. However, they were helpless against this strange itch. They couldn't even find the cause of it. After thinking about it, I still feel that only the Master Mo can do it, which is why I came here! "    

    

"Please save me Master Mo, I can speak now, I have needles all over my body to calm my body, but I can't hit too many of these needles, if I speak more I will be a fool!" Master Mo, please save me! " The Director Cui said in a pitiful manner. He no longer had the same disdainful look he had had when he first went on the mission.    

    

"You mean... I did this to you? So you're here to take revenge on me? " Mo Xun paused, as though he had suddenly realized something.    

    

These words nearly made Director Cui kneel on the ground. He quickly shouted, "No, no! Absolutely not! Master Mo, how could you do such a thing? I don't dare to doubt you! Are you sure... It must have been too many of those forest bugs or something, and I caught them by accident. "Yes, I accidentally caught it!"    

    

Director Cui was really scared now, these Wizard Shu were too sinister. With his intelligence, how could he not know that this was definitely Mo Xun's doing? He wanted to take revenge for delaying the second round. But he really didn't dare to say it now …    

    

These few days, he had truly been itching to die, wishing that he was dead from the pain. There was not a single piece of good meat left in his body. He was so disgusted that no one dared to come and serve him. Even he himself did not dare to look at him.    

    

If he still dared to be cocky with Mo Xun now, then he really wouldn't need to be a human and would have endured this pain for nothing …    

    

As a result, even if he understood that it was Mo Xun who had done this evil deed, he could only keep an old face and grovel on the ground to save Mo Xun.    

    

Life … It was always this uncontrollable.    

    

Mo Xun listened to Director Cui's complaints but did not save him. Instead, he shook his head and said, "Then let's do it like this, Director Cui. You go to my office and wait. I still have to go to class. Sigh, my mission has been delayed. Even if I can't become a general, I still have to eat. When you become a teacher, you have to teach them for a day. "    

    

With that, Mo Xun walked towards the classroom.    

    

But the moment he took a step forward, he felt something wrapped around his right leg. When he looked again, he saw that the was crying as he begged Mo Xun, "Don't, don't make me wait. This needle of mine is about to expire. Master Mo, if you still don't save me. "I can only die in front of you …"    

    

"As for …" As for the second mission, I have already arranged it for Master Mo. After you save me, we can set off immediately! "    

    

"Really?" "What kind of mission is it?" After Mo Xun heard this, he pretended to be curious.    

    

"The simple thing is an especially simple mission! The annihilation of a group of rogue cultivators that had a tendency to revolt against society and the government. These people seem to be demonic cultivators. When our government was investigating the missing persons case, we discovered their presence. He didn't know if it was true or not, but after checking, he was shocked. "Almost 90% of the missing people have gone to their lair. Whether they are dead or alive is unknown!"    

    

"We also sent out some men to investigate, but none of them returned. In the end, they still sent out their Martial Artist s, only to realize that it was an existence formed by a group of rogue cultivator Wizard Shu s. However, their cultivation bases were not high, which was why they were able to hide and hide like mice. The highest cultivation one had was only Heveanly Master Level. Therefore, Master Mo need not worry. This can also be considered our officials' compensation for the first mission, the Python's mutation. " Director Cui flattered.    

    

However, Mo Xun still did not immediately agree. He even pondered for a while and seemed to be extremely hesitant, as if he was in a difficult situation. Director Cui who was waiting was like an ant on a hot pan, speechless, yet anxious at the same time.    

    

If he knew that this would happen, he wouldn't have dared to stop Mo Xun even if he was beaten to death …    

    

"How many trials are there in the entire mission?" Sigh, no way, no way. I think it's better if I become a teacher. There are too many tasks, and I'm afraid. He almost died on the first mission. "I like it better, only teaching is high..." Mo Xun hesitated for a while, but still shook his head, and revealed his fear.    

    

"Six, five... Three trials! Just three trials! Master Mo, there are three stages! This is already the biggest condition I can give you. After all … This is a general. Furthermore, the three trials are only possible because of your fame and your performance in the first trial. "Normally speaking, one would have to complete seven stages …" The Director Cui pleaded. The two had turned around.    

    

Director Cui was also feeling extremely sullen at the moment. He had been working for so long, but this was the first time he f * * king asked someone to complete a mission!    

    

This was equivalent to him being sold … He even gave money to the people on his own accord.    

    

But there was no other way, Mo Xun was too poisonous! No one could cure him.    

    

Furthermore, as the saying goes, itching is not an illness. It hurts so much …    

    

"Then... Alright then! Since Director Cui is begging so bitterly, and my heart is so soft-hearted. Then for the sake of the Director Cui, I will fight with all I have! " Mo Xun clenched his teeth, and said with great difficulty.    

    

And when Director Cui saw Mo Xun's ungrateful look, not only did he not blame him, he could only nod his head happily, afraid that Mo Xun would regret it.    

    

"As for your illness, I'll try this." Mo Xun suddenly took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket.    

    

This melon seed was naturally one of the special melon seeds that Mo Xun and Shi Yi had eaten before; An appetizer from the future of Egg Fried Rice Wonderland.    

    

How could Mo Xun let go of such a great propaganda of using delicacies to cure illnesses!    

    

As for the source of the disease, it was naturally Mo Xun's slapping of his shoulder previously, and using the unique method of an Immortal Monarch, he inject his spirit energy into the Director Cui's body. Such a method, not to mention the Earth Realm, even the Immortal Cultivation Realm s were not enough to be unraveled.    

    

But to Mo Xun, when he passed the melon seeds over, he would pat's shoulder!    

    

And this melon seeds made Director Cui, who had been begging for a long time, think that Mo Xun was still messing with him. Finally unable to hold on any longer, he spat out a mouthful of blood.    

    

If it wasn't for Mo Xun making a move in time, this pitiful Director Cui would have already perished at the very moment he was about to be treated by Mo Xun …