Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return

C368 Joke



C368 Joke

Huang Buhee laid on the ground in a daze, listening to the waves of ridicule that entered his ears, his entire body was drenched in blood. In the end, he actually forcefully fainted and was carried away by the people from the Huang Family in shame.    

    

In truth, his true ability shouldn't be that bad. After all, he was a prodigy who had been selected. It was only because they were being watched by the crowd and because of the ridicule from the Liu Family earlier that they were able to exert such pressure. In the end, it became an even bigger joke held by the Liu Family, causing them to faint on the spot.    

    

"Tsk tsk tsk, they only said a few words, yet they even pretended to faint for us to see." Is this all your Huang Family can do? Where's your junior family head? Aren't you prepared to go up? " The people from the Liu Family continued to ridicule him.    

    

And the two envoys from the Mo Family, had obviously turned a blind eye to all this. They would let the two families argue with each other to arouse each other's thirst for blood.    

    

As for Mo Xun, the junior family head, he did not care how fierce the scolding was. As if nothing had happened, he immediately took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and knocked with Huang Buyi. At the same time, he also pressed down on Huang Buhong who was trying to rush out.    

    

"Young Patriarch, what should we do now?!" Quickly think of a way! " The last person on the Huang Family, Huang Qide, couldn't be impatient as he said that. He already felt that he had thrown all his face away with his Huang Family. Indeed, the competition was infuriating. This was also the junior family head, how could the disparity be so great!    

    

"Don't be in such a hurry. Come, have some melon seeds. The fragrance is crispy, you definitely can't stop eating. " Mo Xun laughed and gave him a handful.    

    

"You should keep it for yourself! I can't f * * king accept this! When that happens, they'll definitely drown our Huang Family with their saliva! " Huang Qide couldn't help but retort angrily.    

    

"Just because you don't have the guts doesn't mean that our Huang Family is all at the level of Chief Imp!"    

    

Then, he went forward and stood in front of the Ink Stele.    

    

Not long later, that suffocating feeling of darkness once again assaulted him like a tidal wave.    

    

Huang Qide, on the other hand, could not grit his teeth in anger. His performance was indeed much better than Huang Buhee's.    

    

It lasted for a total of three minutes and twenty seconds, and could be considered as high class, causing Mo Xun and the rest to clap crazily.    

    

This time, the Liu Family did not mock him. Instead, they looked at each other and smiled. Then, they sent a member of the family forward and used his own experience to prove how big of a gap there was between the two families!    

    

"Liu Chan, hold it steady. If you can't get four points, don't come back and embarrass me!" The people from Liu Family patted the shoulders of the people who had been sent out.    

    

"Don't worry. If I can't get five points, I'll change my surname to Huang when I get back!" It caused a group of Liu Family people to laugh towards the sky.    

    

Huang Mo, on the other hand, sneered and said: "Hehe, whether it's a mule or a horse, let's pull it out first and talk later. "Don't break the skin of the cow!"    

    

However, the next scene immediately cast a bucket of ice water over Huang Ziyang's anger. In an instant, it sent a chill down his spine and filled his heart with a fresh sense of impending doom.    

    

He saw Liu Chan standing in front of the Ink Stele as if nothing had happened, without any adverse reactions. It was unlike them, who were both frightened and screaming at the same time. They were in an extremely sorry state.    

    

The next moment, he saw him break his own record. Only after four minutes did sweat begin to form and his face turned slightly pale!    

    

It was only until the 53rd second that he was completely finished!    

    

The best of the best, almost superior!    

    

No wonder this Liu Family dared to be so arrogant!    

    

Huang Mo couldn't be completely stunned, although he was not as embarrassed as Huang Buhee, who immediately fainted, he was not in a good condition either. Lying on the ground, it was hard to accept the reality!    

    

His own limit was actually crushed so easily by someone else. It rubbed under his feet!    

    

"Sigh, I was close to five minutes. What a pity. Who told me to have the lowest Liu Family? Looks like I'm going to be reduced to being surnamed Huang! "In the future, remember to call me Huang Chan." Liu Chan pretended to be extremely wronged as he spoke.    

    

And those from Liu Family laughed even more heartily: "Sigh, such a strong limitation on my brain's capacity. I don't even know what it feels like to be hit back in a minute, three minutes. Or? Why don't I try it on later? to test the feeling of being a weakling? "    

    

Waves of mockery stabbed forward like needles.    

    

Even Mo Xun's other leg could not bear to listen anymore. After all, he was the true strongest within the younger generation of Huang Family.    

    

Hearing his clan being mocked like this made him feel a bit uncomfortable.    

    

"Young Patriarch, please let me go. Wait for me to come back... I'll eat your melon seeds! " Huang Buhong said worriedly.    

    

He was truly unable to see through this Young Patriarch of his clan. He clearly had the strength to defeat her, but he had also helped her. However, being mocked was the same as having nothing to do with it. They were constantly eating the melon seeds.    

    

Even though the melon seeds are quite tasty, we can't just keep eating them …    

    

"All right. You go. If you can't take it, think about a joke I told you when I was eating the seeds. "With a smile, I should be able to feel better." Mo Xun laughed.    

    

Huang Buhong was startled, but still awkwardly nodded his head.    

    

Although he clearly knew what the use of a joke was, he still felt grateful towards Mo Xun's kindness.    

    

Not long later, he stood in front of the Ink Stele, accompanied by the sounds of Liu Family and ridicule, he began to enter a state of meditation.    

    

In the end, Huang Buhong was still a true heaven's pride level expert of the Huang Family young generation, so his foundation was still pretty good. The first three minutes were the same as Liu Chan's; facing the Ink Stele, facing the darkness, as if there was nothing there at all.    

    

However, the aftermath would become somewhat difficult, and it was obvious that Huang Buhong's body was trembling slightly. Large beads of sweat began to form on his forehead. It was as if he had encountered something terrifying. He began to feel a sense of fear!    

    

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is the person with the strongest Huang Family. He's already starting to feel weak. Looking at his posture, he should at most be four and a half points away from Liu Chan … No, even Huang Chan was far from that. Huang Chan, in a while, go and ask him to bring back the name of the number one in Huang Family. " The people from the Liu Family mocked him once again.    

    

And at this moment, Huang Buhong was no longer able to take their ridicule into consideration. At this moment, he felt as though he was a small boat in a stormy sea, rushing over with more and more shock waves than ever before. In addition, there were countless ferocious fish that wanted to rush out from the deep sea and gobble themselves up!    

    

He was already powerless to defend against it, and the cultivation level which he was originally so proud of, under this kind of Power of the Heavens and the Earth, was too insignificant, he did not even have the heart to resist!    

    

"Is he going to fail?" Huang Buhong smiled bitterly and closed his eyes, prepared to wait for the next wave to break out and swallow him whole before returning him to reality.    

    

However, at this moment, a joke suddenly popped up in his mind.    

    

It was an old joke that the junior family head told when he was eating the melon seeds.    

    

Once upon a time, there was a snowstorm, an Elementary Scholar, a county magistrate, and a rich man cooking wine and singing a poem in a pavilion.    

    

The Elementary Scholar then took the initiative to cry out, "Snowfall! Snowfall!"    

    

The magistrate thought himself to be quite talented as he replied, "This is the royal family's Rui Qi."    

    

Seeing this, the rich man, relying on his wealth, narrowed his eyes and said, "How about another three years?"    

    

At this moment, an old farmer walked past. Hearing this, he became very angry and immediately replied, "Bullshit your mother."    

    

The joke was about the three pretender and the poor working people. After the soy sauce poem, the last sentence was the most interesting. Even now that he thought about it, he couldn't help but laugh.    

    

And with his smile, this stormy sea suddenly quieted down. The wind returned to its calm, the waves returned to its calm!    

    

In fact, a bright red sun had even risen up in the distance, shining countless rays of sunlight on his body. It was as if he was wearing a set of Huang Family and armor!    

    

And as the sun shined brightly, the time Huang Buhong stood in front of the Ink Stele began to quickly pass!    

    

Four minutes, five minutes, six minutes... In the blink of an eye, ten minutes had passed!    

    

He was already a genius!    

    


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