C1412 Biblical Lump
C1412 Biblical Lump
"Old mister, you don't have to be afraid. I'm not here to see you. " I'm betting with you Director Su that if I can trick you, If I can diagnose you, I will lose to you. But since you recognized me, There was no point in the bet. If you don't believe me, you can play the doctor today. What do you think about treating patients? Of course. "If you can wear our doctor's white coat, Director Su might approve your application."
The old man stopped what he was doing and looked at Chen Qun blankly.
"How did you know I had an application for the project?"
Chen Qun pointed at the writing board behind him. There were a few words written on it: "Assessing for project funding.
Su Wantine immediately made a fuss and glared at Chen Qun with her vertical eye.
"Dr. Chen, you actually learned to show mercy to others?!"
Chen Qun's hands were held in front of his chest, and he put on a defensive posture that did not care at all. He said the truth calmly.
"Anyway, it's not my business. Why don't I take revenge on you? This is called reciprocity!"
The old man in the room started to make a scene.
Dr. Chen, if Director Su agrees to allocate funds, then... Then let's not talk about being a doctor, even if I were to go to the hospital for a checkup there wouldn't be a problem. " But we have to eat our meals one mouthful at a time. Then I'll agree to your strange request to be a doctor once. Let's see what's wrong with you doctors. You're so fond of treating people! "
Chen Qun gave Su Wantine a look and started to order Zhou Lin around.
"Xiao Zhou, take out the white coat that you guessed was in your pocket and put it on for this old man. Have you called him by his surname yet?"
"Thousand Li Grass!"
" So it is Elder Dong. Then let us displace it and let the old man experience the feeling of a doctor. Of course, it is also the most important thing to make Director Su lose this bet. "
"I like this young man of yours. He is not pedantic. He has the courage to go against the leader. It looks like he will invite you over for tea one day. " We, Director Su, have requested a few times. I did not give her this face. It is really interesting. You guys want to treat me but you guys put in a lot of effort. "This old man is a lovey-dovey young man. I'll mess around with you once."
This old man is a sensible person!
Su Wantine had a feeling that she had been sold off by Chen Qun. However, even if Dong Gong applied for some project, It was just some data. Anyway, he was a theoretical worker, and he often applied for foreign papers and rare materials. It was not worth much.
Chen Qun pushed the door open and walked over to sit politely in front of the old man. Zhou Lin and Zhao Xue hurriedly put on the white coat for him.
"Old man, you can treat me as your patient! You are going to diagnose my condition."
The old man put on Zhou Lin's white coat and adjusted the corner of his clothes. Then, he put his arms around his chest and leaned against the bookshelf behind him. He thought for five seconds and waved his hand.
"You can go now. I can't diagnose your condition. You can ask someone else for help."
Su Wantine could not help laughing when she saw Chen Qun's expression turn serious. She felt that these two guys were both good people. They were working together to cheat her money and they were doing it righteously.
"Old sir, the diagnosis has ended before it even started. It seems like they did not give Director Su any face. If you want to act, you must let Director Su feel that we are sincere, right? My situation is like this. My wrist problem has caused me to be anxious for a long time. How do you think we should deal with it?"
The old man shrugged his shoulders and acted like he didn't care.
"Perhaps as a qualified Mongol doctor, I personally think the best solution is to break it and treat it as abscess. Aren't you worried about my wrist problem? I'll just take a look at you and make our Director Su give up."
As the old man spoke, he took off the cloth from his wrist and revealed his left wrist that was covered. There was a bump on the wrist joint. It looked almost the same as the condition of a small patient Zhou Lin and Zhao Xue had just seen.
Zhao Xue blurted out.
"Coral man's disease? Dr. Chen, is this the real reason Director Su asked us to come here?"
Chen Qun flipped through the thick books on the old man's tools and did not forget to look down on the nurse.
"You really don't have the talent to be a doctor. Coral people have a lot of symptoms during their childhood. They rarely show up when they are adults. " So, you are talking nonsense, pointing at deer as a horse. "Sir, if you are a doctor, what do you think is the situation on your wrist?"
Skin cancer, or other cancer tumors. I know that when I draw pictures under high lights for a long time, intense ultraviolet rays will cause cancer cells to change, so I don't pay any attention to it, and I won't worry too much. " Even if it's cancer, we'll talk about it after I finish this project. "
Chen Qun shook his head and said helplessly.
"Sir, don't you know that there is a mountain separating us? "This is not a cancer tumor. This is called the tendon sheath cyst. This is actually caused by the agglomerated liquid in the joints. It doesn't hurt or itch. It just feels a little uncomfortable. It can be said that there is no harm!"
"In other words, we need to perform a drainage surgery. "Then I'd rather just do it! " It's impossible to go to the hospital! "
Chen Qun smiled strangely. He picked up a thick copy of "Principles of Wind Tunnel" with both hands and walked to the old man's side. He expressed to Zhou Lin and his wife.
"Put the old man's wrist on the table and use the ruler and tripod to test the bump of the cyst. " In fact, this kind of cyst is called a ganglion in medicine. In the west, it's called Gideon's cyst or biblical lump. "
The old man was clearly much more relaxed. He asked with great interest.
"Wait, why did you teach biblical lumps? Can you tell me the reason? Is it the holy mark mentioned in the bible?"
The smile on Chen Qun's face became more gentle and harmless. Su Wantine, who was beside him, felt a strange chill. She knew that the more this guy looked like this, the more strange things were going to happen.
"The reason this disease is called biblical lump is because there was a quick and effective treatment in the past. All doctors need to do is to use a thick book to press it, such as the Bible or the old man's book," Principles of Wind Cave "!"
Chen Qun said the last sentence. He held the tool book that was thicker than a brick in his hands and suddenly smashed it at the old man's wrist on the table.
"What are you doing?"
Su Wantine was prepared to pull Chen Qun back, but when she saw the tool book heavily hit the old man's wrist, there was a familiar dull sound.
"The treatment is complete! Please look at the results!"
Chen Qun immediately picked up the tool book in his hand. He saw that the old man's wrist, which had originally protruded a sarcoma, had returned to its original state like a magic trick. Naturally, the cyst had disappeared.
"Hahaha, your method of giving a headache is really effective. Why can't I, a fake Mongol doctor, think of it?"