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C142 Bullshit



C142 Bullshit

The beautiful deacon took out a book. It was filled with all kinds of flying ships with ink. The size, space, speed, and tenacity of the boat were marked on the side.    

    

When he flipped to the first page, Lo Tian was shocked by the gorgeous flying ship. This was simply the dream of a poor man!    

    

What kind of flying sword-shaped boat? After sitting on it, the flying ship's cabin would be hidden, leaving behind only a shining flying sword that was extremely handsome. Unfortunately, its speed was a bit slow, and its toughness was also not good.    

    

There was also a flying dragon-shaped flying ship that entered through the mouth of the flying dragon. The space inside was very large. It had reached rating 9 and above. Moreover, it had a gorgeous appearance, looking domineering, absolutely satisfying people's dreams of acting cool. His strength was not bad, just that his speed was too low. Not to mention comparing him to a real dragon. It might not even be able to compare to a horse carriage. Its speed rating was only a pitiful 2.    

    

Lo Tian took a deep breath and quickly flipped over these flashy but useless things. Fortunately, Deacon Qin had already instructed him to choose the fastest ones. Otherwise, no matter how gorgeous it was, he would lose his life to enjoy it. The flying ship was obviously used to escape. If he was any slower, he would die!    

    

No wonder these gorgeous flying ships were placed in front of the illustrated album. Wasn't this the same as cheating those new deacons who didn't know what was good for them? He reckoned that it was still a batch of goods that couldn't be handed over. Whoever wanted it would regret it!    

    

He flipped to the last page. Lo Tian had just seen a flying ship with a speed rating of above seven. There was no such thing as gorgeous. The basic designs were all very ordinary, like eggs. And so on and so forth. These flying ships could probably be bought outside. Goods from the mainland!    

    

However, Lo Tian was sure that if they were bought from the outside world, they wouldn't be as fast as the products produced by the Martial Tower.    

    

For this reason, Lo Tian specifically asked the beautiful deacon about the rating of seven. The beautiful deacon replied directly, "Three thousand miles a day."    

    

Lo Tian's heart moved slightly. A horse that traveled a thousand miles per day could be considered a good horse among good horses. A horse that was three times faster than this kind of horse, an ordinary flying ship would probably only be able to eat fart at the back.    

    

Lo Tian nodded his head in understanding, but he did not choose these.    

    

Flipping to another page, Lo Tian saw the flying ship with a speed rating of nine and was instantly stunned.    

    

He hurriedly looked at the flying ship's style again, but Lo Tian's face was full of depression. What the hell was this?    

    

A black cloud? Or... What?    

    

What kind of craftsman would be able to produce such a flying ship! He really didn't want to take the money!    

    

Looking at the other ratings, the strength was not bad, reaching 5. This was almost the average level. The rest were basically a mess. Rating 1, Rating 2, Crystal Consumption Rating 2. The most infuriating thing was that the space rating was actually 0!    

    

Lo Tian could not help but ask the beautiful deacon, "That, what does Spatial Rating mean by 0?"    

    

The beautiful deacon immediately reacted." Oh, you should say that Fart Cloud. Haha, it's very small, so I can only sit on it. There's no extra space. "    

    

Finally, the beautiful deacon added, "There's no place for tea!"    

    

Lo Tian coughed lightly and asked," What about its protective shield? "    

    

The beautiful deacon covered her mouth and laughed, "There is no protective shield. Sit up and let the wind blow!"    

    

Lo Tian was even more speechless. This thing really sounded very useless. There was no space, no protective barrier, and it was ugly. Most importantly, it also consumed crystals. But, after all, the speed rating was nine!    

    

Lo Tian flipped through the book again. Other than this Fart Cloud, there were no other flying ship that could reach nine. The others that reached eight were not much better either. It was just a little bigger and a little better looking.    

    

Lo Tian thought about it again and again. Finally, he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. He pointed at the Fart Cloud and said, "This is it. I want it!"    

    

When the beautiful deacon saw that Lo Tian really chose this, she was instantly stunned. After that, she began to call for other internal deacons to come over.    

    

"Sister Liu, Sister Zhang, quickly come over! Someone has chosen the Fart Cloud!"    

    

Following this shout, the surrounding deacons all gathered around.    

    

"There really is a candidate?"    

    

"This thing can really be chosen?"    

    

"He has already become a deacon, does he not care about his face?"    

    

"Sitting on this thing is like fart everywhere. Little brother, is there something wrong with your brain?"    

    

"Aiya, isn't this Lo Tian? You have become a deacon? Choose this? He listened to his elder brother's advice and changed it. None of Master Mei's works are good."    

    

" That's right, that's right. This Master Mei is known as the unlucky one! "    

    

Lo Tian remained unmoved after listening to their discussion. He remained unmoved when he saw the smiles on the beautiful deacons' faces.    

    

Fame? Was this thing more important than life? Moreover, he didn't have any relatives or friends in his hometown. In the future, he might only be able to go back and see Dean Woo. The matter of returning to his hometown in glory wouldn't fall on him.    

    

"This is it. This is it. Hurry up and help me confirm it!"    

    

Seeing that more and more people were gathering around, Lo Tian quickly asked the beautiful deacon to confirm it.    

    

When they saw the beautiful deacon ask Lo Tian to use the special ink brush of Martial Tower to sign the name, everyone gave a warm round of applause. However, their eyes were full of ridicule, and then they left.    

    

From the looks of it, in less than a day, the news of the Fart Cloud falling into Lo Tian's hands would spread throughout Martial Tower, and even the entire province!    

    

When most of the people had left, the beautiful deacon stopped smiling. After that, she softly said to Lo Tian, "Actually, it's not that bad. I heard that Master Mei's works all have hidden secrets. Otherwise, he would not have been able to continue living in Martial Tower. You can study it slowly. Perhaps you will gain something from it."    

    

Lo Tian understood that the other party was only trying to comfort her and gave a faint oh.    

    

The beautiful deacon quickly helped Lo Tian complete the last task, and that was the choice of a safe house.    

    

This time, it wasn't to let Lo Tian choose outside the counter. Instead, it was for Lo Tian to enter the counter. He even entered the small door behind the counter and arrived at a secret room.    

    

The beautiful deacon let Lo Tian take out his waist plate and opened the secret room. "This is a secret room that only new deacons or advanced deacons can open. There will be countless information about the rooms for you inside later. You only need to remember the number plate at the top and tell me. All the number plates were checked by the higher ups of Martial Tower that day, and the number would change every day. That's why you gave us the number plate, and we don't know where it is. Only the ones at the top would know. You can rest assured, please come in!"    

    

Lo Tian nodded and entered the dark room.    

    

After a moment, Lo Tian walked out and said softly, "Shen word, No. 36."    

    

The beautiful deacon quickly noted it down and let Lo Tian sign it.    

    

Lo Tian smiled. He had different thoughts about choosing a safe house. It might be better for others to hide as much as possible. He felt that the bigger, the better. The more valuable, the better!    

    


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