All My Skills Are Picked Up

Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang had not been having a good time lately.    

After they came out of the Qu Province City, they had officially started the life of deacons who did missions.    

Needless to say, they had already expected to have a night's sleep in the open. Because of this, Lo Tian spent money to buy a new small crystal barrier. And a messy pile of utensils. He borrowed 100 points randomly and went to buy things like mini warrior qi tents. Lo Tian did not have much points to begin with, but now he had a rough idea. He needed to complete missions urgently to replenish his points.    

The two of them accepted a bunch of low-star quests in one go. Most of them were from Quzhou. They had even planned their route and planned to head to the capital city of Zhou along the way.    

Lo Tian had never been to a capital city in his life. Fatty Zhang was the same. Both of them were bumpkins who had never seen the world. Therefore, when this was mentioned, it was a perfect match. If he said he would leave, then he would leave. At most, he would just eat steamed buns.    

However, when he really started doing the mission, Lo Tian realized that the situation was completely different from what they had imagined. It wasn't that these missions were abnormal or difficult. It was because these missions were too f * cking ridiculous.    

"Sir. Can you stop issuing missions? Just an old lady from the neighboring village. You've already given out missions three times. I'll say it again, she's not a ghost cultivator, she didn't even take a fancy to you. She's getting along with my neighbor, Uncle Hai!"    

" Damn, Fatty Zhang saved her, Grandpa Wang fainted! "    

...    

"Aunt Zhao. We are deacons, not City Guards. Didn't you get pecked by a bunch of old hens? What kind of beast attack are you calling a? Don't you know that issuing missions in Martial Tower requires money? What? Your son is also a deacon? So what? A deacon is amazing. Level 3 deacon? Alright, that was amazing. Can't I help you catch a hen?"    

...    

"What is it, Village Chief Li? Why did you report the attack of the Devil Cultivator when you caught a pig? Fine, fine, fine. What you said makes sense. If you don't report the Devil Cultivator, we won't come. But your report is too exaggerated. As for how big the pig is, we can't even handle it in the entire village. Is it really that big? Where's the bullsh * t? How big can a pig be to bring me to see! What the heck... What a big pig! "    

...    

Just like that, Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang completed the low-star mission for a month. What they encountered was actually such a scam. Perhaps it was because everyone knew that the old master of City Guards didn't care about anything other than hunting bandits. Therefore, if there was anything he needed to do, he would gather money and go to Martial Tower to post a mission. Especially some people, the mission report was extremely exaggerated. In the end, when they arrived, they took a look. It was just some trivial matters.    

The most important thing was that they had killed a huge wild boar in the Li Family Village. A huge boar that was two to three meters tall. After killing it, the whole village was like a new year. Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang were given a big piece of meat. Now that the price of pork had increased, it was extremely expensive, so Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang happily accepted it.    

At night, in the wilderness.    

Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang set up their Martial Qi tents and lit a bonfire. Lo Tian was roasting meat while Fatty Zhang was writing down their mission in a small notebook.    

"Sir Wang is a ghost cultivator mission. You have obtained two points and one contribution point. 3 gold coins!"    

"Aunt Zhao's beast mission: two points, one contribution point. One gold coin and two silver coins."    

"Li Village's Devil Cultivator mission: 4 points, 2 contribution point, 3 gold coins, and 30 jin of pork."    

"Treasure Village's Dark Shadow Mission: Obtained 2 points, 1 contribution point. 1 gold coin. "    

"Sun house evil mission, obtained 2 points, 1 contribution point, 2 gold coins, unknown treasure."    

Lo Tian said, "Extract the stinky treasure. I can see that it's a broken iron pot."    

Fatty Zhang looked up and said, "Are you sure? How did you see it?"    

Lo Tian said, "I studied it carefully and found out."    

Of course Lo Tian would not tell Fatty Zhang that it was actually the skeleton who saw it. As a former ghost cultivator, the skeleton recognized it at first glance. It was the pot used by the Devil Cultivator to concoct a special medicine. It had been quite a long time. Perhaps it had accidentally dug out from the ground, which was why it emitted waves of foul stench. He had caused the entire manor to be in a state of chaos. It was only after Lo Tian had used the candle crystal that he managed to find it. At that time, he had thought that it was some sort of damned treasure.    

Fatty Zhang did not investigate further and continued to point at the small notebook and said, "Next up is the mission that is closest to us. It's ten miles town. It's about a few dozen miles away from us. Mr Lo, how's your grasp of your Fart Cloud recently? Can you use your flying ship to travel? My Steamed Bun Boat is always crowded with two people. I'm afraid it will break."    

Lo Tian said," Soon, soon. I already know how to turn. It's just that the pause is still a little slow. You don't want to consider changing boat? You don't even want the flying ship that the Level 5 deacon gave you?"    

Fatty Zhang shook his head and said, "I'll use this. It's pretty good. Sigh, why can't I use the flying ship to exchange for a safe house? The rules of Martial Tower are too rigid. "    

After muttering a few words, Fatty Zhang went to look at his little notebook again. At the same time, he also took out his crystal to look at the mission introduction and nodded. Fatty Zhang said, "Mr Lo, this mission should be quite reliable. A month ago, the garrison of Ten Mile Town found a male corpse. There was black devil Qi on the corpse. The City Guards couldn't find the murderer, so they hung up the mission in Martial Tower. En, it was a three star mission. The reward was ten points. Not bad."    

Lo Tian said, "This sounds like a serious mission. Alright then, let's hurry up and go to Ten Mile Town tomorrow morning. "    

"Okay, okay. I'll rest early then."    

Fatty Zhang stretched his back and went back to his tent to sleep. Lo Tian also ate the last bit of grilled meat and started to practice.