All My Skills Are Picked Up

Fatty Zhang rolled around on the ground. Lo Tian had to give him a meat skewer before he could coax him.    

    

Finally, Fatty Zhang got up and glared at Xingbei.    

    

Xingbei did not want to be outdone. He said, "What's wrong? I said it. It was also you who infected it!"    

    

Fatty Zhang widened his eyes, indicating that this could also be connected to him.    

    

Lo Tian, on the other hand, was a little anxious, and quickly called Luo Ling over as well.    

    

Closing the door to the courtyard, almost all of the core members of their team were here.    

    

No matter what, these people were now famous figures.    

    

The Northwest Deacon commander was Lo Tian, and the Northwest Deacon deputy commander was Fatty Zhang.    

    

The original Northwest Deacon's commander was Luo Ling, and the original Northwest Army's captain was Xingbei.    

    

Judging from the name of this line-up, it was obvious that they weren't weak. Even if they weren't majestic, they should still be domineering.    

    

But in reality, this group of people had no poise at all. They squatted in the courtyard like beggars, eating skewers and drinking wine as they began to discuss matters.    

    

"Trouble, trouble. Fulong is going to ally with Tuntun!"    

    

"This is too ruthless. Should we retreat?"    

    

" Retreat? If we retreat, won't they care? I think if we retreat, they will come after us and devour us all. "    

    

" Then let's fight. According to the original plan, we will take down Loulan! "    

    

"Nonsense. The original plan is to attack the Loulan. The Devil Cultivator will definitely watch the fire from the other side. After that, we will take the humans with us and throw them to Fulong and the others. Only then will it be effective. What about now? We will attack from both sides. Do you understand? We will attack from both sides. You will be the one standing in the middle. Fatty Zhang and I will stand in front of you and follow behind you..."    

    

" Alright, alright. Just say what you want to say. Don't make such a disgusting metaphor. "    

    

"Cough cough, we can't let them truly unite. We have to think of a way to destroy their alliance!"    

    

"What should we do?"    

    

"Uh... Let me think."    

    

Everyone was silent for a while, leaving only Fatty Zhang humming a little tune.    

    

Perhaps it was because the fatty was a little noisy, everyone turned to look at him. After being stared at, Fatty Zhang did not feel embarrassed. He opened his hands and said, "I'm not good at using my brain. Mr Lo, you know what I mean. Just think about it. Anyway, you guys have discussed it. I'll just work."    

    

The fat man revealed a simple and honest smile, but Lo Tian and the others knew that this damn fat man just wanted to slack off.    

    

There was one lazy person, and there was a second. Sure enough, Senior Xingbei also spread out his palm and said, "I can't do anything about it either. We know our own strength. They said that they had reclaimed so many cities, but it seemed like they could pull out a large army. However, in reality. Most of the people under us are City Guards and recruits. Martial Qi Cannon, Shenji crossbows, war chariots, horses and ships... There is one thing. However, their combat strength was limited. He could deal with the other city guards. They would go to war with the Devil Cultivator, ghost, and Demonic Cultivator. I think we're all finished!"    

    

Senior Xingbei spoke very straightforwardly. He was just short of telling Lo Tian that their army was actually just trash. Actually, they did not have much combat strength at all.    

    

"Alright, alright."    

    

Lo Tian also felt a headache coming on. He did not want to fight two people at the same time. However, it seemed like they could not avoid it even if they wanted to!    

    

He turned to look at Luo Ling again. Lo Tian could only hope that this Devil Cultivator that surrendered would have some good ideas.    

    

In the end, Luo Ling also spread out his hands and said, "There's nothing I can do, my unlucky master. Now, we can only wait and see. There is no good way."    

    

"Alright, you guys go ahead and get lost!"    

    

Lo Tian waved his hand and told Senior Xingbei and Luo Ling to get lost. Not only did these two not have any ideas, they even secretly ate the kebabs he roasted. Before he left, Senior Xingbei even specifically caught a large number of kebabs.    

    

After the two of them left, Fatty Zhang quietly rubbed his hands together and leaned over to Lo Tian's side, saying, "Mr Lo, I think this matter is over."    

    

Lo Tian glanced at the fat man and said, "Don't say anything if you don't know how to come up with an idea. When you say something, my heart will tremble."    

    

Fatty Zhang's mouth was full of oil as he said, "We are all upright gentlemen. When faced with this kind of situation, how can we be as sinister as the Devil Cultivator, the ghost cultivator, and the Demonic Cultivator? I think if you want to find someone to come up with an idea, you need to find someone even more sinister. "    

    

"More sinister? Who? Luo Ling? He had already said that he couldn't do it."    

    

" It's not Luo Ling, it's the other one. "    

    

Fatty Zhang pointed at Lo Tian's ring.    

    

Only now did Lo Tian realize who Fatty Zhang was talking about. But before Lo Tian could say anything, the skull appeared on its own.    

    

"Damn fatty, who are you talking about?! Who are you talking about? I am also a gentleman, alright?"    

    

The skull appeared. Lo Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Enough, they are all gentlemen of honor. A gentleman is a gentleman. Hurry up, skull, do you have any ideas? "    

    

The skull dragged a long voice and said, "There is a way, it is not like there is no way... Aiyo, f * ck. Put me down!"    

    

He still wanted to pinch it, but Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang tacitly pulled it up and planned to roast it on the fire.    

    

"Set the fire. Fatty, brush the oil for it!"    

    

The skull saw that it was about to turn into burning ribs and quickly said, "I'll talk, I'll talk. It's very simple. Can't we just let them continue fighting? "    

    

"You're farting!"    

    

Fatty Zhang took out all the cumin powder.    

    

Lo Tian seemed to have heard something and continued to ask, "Speak, continue."    

    

The skull said, "My unlucky master, you can turn into a Demonic Cultivator and go to the Devil Cultivator's territory to fight. You can also pretend to be a Devil Cultivator and go to the territory of the Demonic Cultivator to start a war. In any case, he could just start a war. I don't believe that these demons and demons really have a sense of justice. Do they really have the word trust between them?"    

    

Lo Tian and Fatty Zhang looked at each other and said," That's right. Mr Lo, you can pretend to be a Demonic Cultivator. You have completed your transformation. No one knows where you came from. If you make a bigger scene, then Fulong will definitely not be able to settle it. "    

    

Lo Tian also looked at Fatty Zhang and said," Then bring the skull with you and install the Devil Cultivator. Go to the Demonic Cultivator and cause a big ruckus. Leave some traces of the Devil Cultivator's ghost cultivator. The Demonic Cultivator's minds became hot, and they started fighting as well."    

    

" This plan is not bad. Luo Ling was also a Devil Cultivator, so he definitely knew a lot about this. Find him and bring some of the ghost cultivators' Devil Cultivator prisoners we captured. We'll work together! "    

    

"Strike first and gain the upper hand. We have to make a move as soon as possible. Otherwise, we'll be in trouble if these two families attack first."    

    

" Brother Xingbei will take charge of this place. We'll bring some people to destroy it. It's settled then! "    

    

"Alright, I will contact Qiuling immediately and see if we can find a way to spread rumors between the Devil Cultivator and Demonic Cultivator. We will make sure that they can't stop fighting!"    

    

The more they talked, the more excited they became, and their eyes began to shine.    

    

The skull repeatedly shouted, "You two are just chatting, can you put me down first!? Aiya, I only got mixed up with you guys because I had bad luck. Hurry up, I'm almost familiar with them!"    

    

Under the night sky, there were miserable cries, secret conspiracies, and drifting with the wind.