LitRpg:My Supreme Hero Summoning System

C20 F Ck You Big Snowball



C20 F Ck You Big Snowball

In addition to playing games, Chiang Kang was also interested in online novels. He had read a few novels about interdimensional travel and was very envious of the main character. If you were in the Han Dynasty, you could recite Lee Bai's poems and would instantly be labeled as a scholar.    

    

If you were in the Tang Dynasty, you could recite Song poems to tease the fat beauty of the Tang Dynasty.    

    

In addition, the transmigrators could use the wisdom of their future generations to research and develop gunpowder and other things that did not exist now. They could also use the history they were familiar with to predict the future. Apart from making money and cheating, they could also become rich, or become officials and rise to fame. They could even make the emperor think of them as deities.    

    

However, Chiang Kang could not do anything.    

    

You want to sing Lee Bai's poems, right? If Lee Bai existed in this world, everyone would know that it was his poem. You want to develop gunpowder, right? There's Baili Shouyue here, and he already has a gun. How can there be no gunpowder? If you want to predict the future, then forget it.    

    

Wang Zhaojun of Emperor Yuan of Han went to the Qin Shi Huang's house. The time and space of this world was completely chaotic compared to Earth. The historical events that you know would never happen here.    

    

So Chiang Kang was very depressed. During the two or three days he was lying down, he had been thinking about how he could use his identity as a transmigrator to reach the peak of his life, how he could conquer the countless long legs and beautiful women, and how he could go to his hometown to welcome Yu Ji in the Forest of Azure.    

    

After thinking for three days, he felt that he had thought too much.    

    

He might become the most miserable transmigrator in history. Fortunately, the heavens had given him Hsiang Yu's body. If he had been an ordinary person from the beginning like the other main characters of the story, it would have been a problem whether he could live or not.    

    

In addition to Hsiang Yu's invincible body, he also had an invincible system, which was his biggest reliance.    

    

Holding the white King's Crystal in his hand, Chiang Kang rode his horse up the mountain.    

    

The snow on the Qi Mountain was still very thick, and it was difficult for horses to walk. The road became narrower and narrower, and they continued to climb up the slope.    

    

Not only that, the slope also became steep, and the horses almost fell down a few times.    

    

"You carried me all the way. I can't let you die of exhaustion, so I'll take you up. "    

    

Chiang Kang shook his head and jumped off the horse. He had been riding the horse all the time, and he had saved a lot of energy. After resting for a while, he had basically recovered.    

    

He put the struggling horse on his shoulder and carried the horse that weighed a few hundred kilograms on his back as he ran up the slope.    

    

Chiang Kang felt that he was a little crazy and couldn't help but laugh out loud. He ran up the hill while laughing.    

    

Finally, he ran up the hill and put the horse aside to rest.    

    

The horse was lying on the ground, breathing heavily. It kept stretching its head and rubbing Chiang Kang's body.    

    

Chiang Kang touched it and laughed. "You are not a mother. Why are you so enthusiastic? "    

    

"Where's the laughter?"    

    

On the snowy road that Chiang Kang had just run past, the group of mad men chased after him once again.    

    

"It should be on this Qi Mountain. " Someone said.    

    

"Just follow the footsteps and chase!"    

    

The officer who chose to remain silent survived, and now he began to squeak.    

    

It couldn't be helped, starting to talk was already fatal. Who wouldn't be mute?    

    

Chiang Kang stuck his head out. The wind on the cliff gently pushed him from behind. It was like a pair of cold hands pushing him down from the cliff.    

    

"What the f * ck!"    

    

He used to be a little afraid of heights, but now he seemed a little better, but now he was a little scared. He immediately lied down on the ground.    

    

He had a feeling that if he stood high up and looked down, he would fall uncontrollably!    

    

"It's coming. It's pretty fast. "    

    

His originally mighty eyes made him turn a bit vulgar. Then, an even more wretched smile appeared on his face.    

    

"Since you guys want to come over, then I'll prepare a big gift for you guys. "    

    

The snow in the sky was no longer that big. This was also good. It would not bury the footsteps he left behind just now. It could make those people chase after him and cause trouble. Then he could do a good deed and send them home.    

    

He pulled the horse to the side and inserted the steel gun into the ground. He squatted on the ground and wrapped it up with a snowball.    

    

"He's on the mountain, there are footprints here!" The soldiers who were scouting discovered where Chiang Kang had gone.    

    

The officer who stood out gritted his teeth and said, "Go up!"    

    

The army moved, but no one dared to go up.    

    

"Go up!"    

    

He shouted again.    

    

Still no one responded to him.    

    

Everyone saw how brutal that guy was. Even the general was killed in an instant. Wouldn't it be suicide for his soldiers to go up there?    

    

The officer roared and reached out to grab a soldier. He shouted at him, "You lead the way, or I'll kill you!"    

    

The soldier trembled and a trace of timidity flashed in his eyes. His body trembled and he said, "General, the Khan once said that we will march a thousand miles. The commander is at the back, and the general is at the front. "    

    

The officer was suddenly stunned, and then he became furious. He pulled out his waist knife, wanting to cut down this fellow who embarrassed him. However, he saw an unfriendly light in his subordinate's eyes.    

    

A deep sense of regret rose in his heart. He gritted his teeth, took out his wolf-tooth club, and put it on his shoulder. He patted the horse and walked forward.    

    

"Fine! You cowards, I'll be right in front of you!"    

    

"Mighty General!"    

    

The soldiers all began to shout, and to his ears, it sounded as if they were mocking him.    

    

He summoned up the courage to drive his horse up, and the people behind him all followed.    

    

Hiding behind the general felt much safer than hiding behind the soldiers.    

    

The road gradually became narrow. A row of five or six people slowly became a row of two or three people, and then gradually became fewer and fewer. Finally, it became a long snake.    

    

It was a very thorough row, and there was one person in a row.    

    

"Are they here?"    

    

Looking at the tiny figure below, Chiang Kang grinned. He played with the snowball in his hand and rolled it on the ground. Immediately, it was as big as two hands surrounding him.    

    

Below his feet, there were about seven or eight snowballs in a row.    

    

"General, there seems to be someone up there!"    

    

The second soldier shouted.    

    

The general seemed to have grabbed onto a life-saving straw and grabbed the soldier's shoulder. He said, "Quick, go and see who that is. "    

    

The soldier's face immediately turned bitter. He wanted to slap himself.    

    

He thought for a while and said, "I've seen it clearly. It's that person!"    

    

The officer was a little angry. He turned around and saw countless eyes on him.    

    

These people that he had driven over were now using a different method to drive him away.    

    

And he had no choice but to leave.    

    

He rode his horse forward. The slope became steep, and the horse was already walking very slowly. This was exactly what he wanted. He wanted this horse to walk here for the rest of his life.    

    

The horse was very disobedient and climbed up with great difficulty. It allowed him to clearly see that nightmarish face and deep eyes.    

    

He wanted to run, but when he turned around, he saw those staring eyes. He could only turn around again.    

    

Chiang Kang seemed to be frozen. He sat on the ground, holding a huge snowball in his hand. He had a faint smile on his face. He slightly raised his head and looked at the snowball. His body was covered in a layer of snow.    

    

The officer's legs began to tremble. He was led by the horse forward a little more. When he found that Chiang Kang still did not move, he could not help but feel puzzled and at the same time surprised.    

    

"What's going on?" He lowered his body and muttered to himself.    

    

"General, he seems to have been frozen. " The soldier behind him spoke again with a strange smile on his face.    

    

The officer was stunned, and then he smiled.    

    

Indeed, with so many people in front of him and him still sitting on the ground laughing foolishly, there must be a problem.    

    

"I have seen people freeze to death with smiles. Could it be that he froze to death?"    

    

He thought about it and was overjoyed. This credit should belong to a leading warrior like him!    

    

"Attack!"    

    

He fiercely patted the butt of the horse. He drove the horse forward and rushed over as if he was showing off.    

    

Then, he regretted it. The frozen person suddenly moved, shaking off the snowflakes all over his body. The smile on his face became bigger. He put down the snowball in his hand and said, "Go to hell, you big snowball!"    

    


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