C288 The Stupid Fat Sammy
C288 The Stupid Fat Sammy
Pang Feng's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he walked over with his scalp numb. He laughed dryly, "Hehe, Wei Wei, I... I didn't say anything. Don't fight, I know I was wrong. "
"Hmph, it's been over a month since we last met, and you're still as stinky as ever!" Zhong Yawei glared with a face full of dissatisfaction, but her eyes were filled with joy. Of course he would be happy to have an old acquaintance.
Pang Feng scratched his head awkwardly and smiled coyly, "Hehe, Military Flower is indeed Military Flower, she's getting prettier and prettier. Crazy …
Before he could finish, he suddenly stared at the four beauties beside Liu Haofeng with his eyes wide open.
Wow, a pure little beauty! Look at that pure little face, that charming smile. I can't do it, I'm going to bleed out of my nose!
Damn, this body was even better than Military Flower's. Moreover, her long black hair was so f * cking attractive!
F * ck, top quality twins! F * ck, they look exactly the same, and they're so pretty too. Ah! How can there be such perfect twins!
Seeing Pang Feng's slobbering look, Zhong Yawei hit his head hard and swore, "What are you looking at? Let me introduce you. These people are …"
Before she could say anything, Pang Feng had already wiped her saliva and jumped up in excitement: "Hello beauties, I'm Pang Feng, a comrade of Liu Haofeng. I'm 22, unmarried, with a car and deposit, having a normal sexual orientation …"
"Puchi …" Before he could finish, Qin Qingwu and the other girls couldn't hold back their laughter.
Pang Feng didn't feel awkward. He continued to smile and said, "Beauties, how about this? Are you interested? Shall we go for a walk?"
This experienced tone made Liu Haofeng unable to bear it any longer. He said with disdain, "Fatty, you're still the same as before, you should respect your lover more than your friends."
"Hehe, Liu Haofeng, this friend of yours is so funny." Chu Shiqing couldn't help but laugh. "Perverted, chubby, hehe …"
This evaluation made Pang Feng stunned. He looked at Chu Shiqing, who was still a beauty, with a twitching face. He was at a loss for words.
Liu Haofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This damn fatty really hadn't changed at all. All he thought about was beauties.
"Old Pang, you haven't changed at all." Walking forward and clapping Pang Feng's shoulder, Liu Haofeng said helplessly, "This is Chu Shiqing, Qin Qingwu, Zi Xin, Zi Yue."
"Hehe, lustful." Chu Shiqing looked at Pang Feng with a naughty smile, "Don't look around, otherwise your eyes will be gouged out."
As he spoke, he waved his slender right hand in front of him, and a sinister smile appeared on his lips.
Pang Feng subconsciously shivered and his face twitched. This beauty's smile was very pleasant to listen to, but her eyes were too frightening!
Just as her eyes were about to fall on Qin Qingwu, Chu Shiqing said, "Stop looking at her. Sofia is Liu Haofeng's girlfriend."
"Don't look at us, vulgar!" Zi Xin Zi Yue rolled her eyes. Slowly, she was full of disdain.
Pang Feng's face looked as if it was cramping, which made him feel extremely awkward. Suddenly, he thought of something and looked at Liu Haofeng and Qin Qingwu in shock, "You..." Crazy, this... "What's going on, didn't you and Wei Wei …"
Zhong Yawei walked up with a nonchalant expression, "Aiya, the marriage will end sooner or later. Besides, Liu Haofeng has already cooked up some cooked rice, what else can I do?" "In any case, you are not allowed to tell them about this. Otherwise, I will cut your butt!"
Pang Feng subconsciously tightened his legs and quickly nodded: "Ok, I got it."
Inwardly, he was impressed. Madmen were truly powerful. After leaving the military camp for more than a month, they had actually managed to get their hands on such a beautiful and pure student girl!
Damn it, he used to think that Liu Haofeng was just a wooden melon seed. Being able to get engaged to Zhong Yawei was already a great thing. Who would have thought that this kid would have five super beauties by his side after just one month!
Zi Xin went up to Liu Haofeng discontentedly and hugged his arm, struggling with her chest, "Aiya, Big Brother-in-law, don't talk so much with this damn fatty. Let's go shopping. Didn't you say you still need to go back and deal with some nonsense?"
This scene made Pang Feng widen his eyes. What's going on, brother-in-law? My sister-in-law seduced my brother-in-law? Could it be that this twin was Qin Qingwu's sister?
However, no matter how he looked at it, Zi Xin and Zi Yue were not younger than Qin Qingwu. How could they be sister-in-law?
Seeing Pang Feng's doubt, Qin Qingwu giggled and said, "Their Eldest Senior Sister is …" It's the beautiful teacher that Liu Haofeng was protecting. "
"Huh?" At this moment, Pang Feng was even more dumbfounded. What he meant was, crazy people even ate the targets they protect?
At this moment, the way he looked at Liu Haofeng was filled with admiration. It was too awesome. It had been more than a month, but he was already soaked in so many beauties, hugging left and right. How great!
Noticing Pang Feng's strange expression, Liu Haofeng smiled bitterly: "You're thinking too much. Have you eaten yet?"
"I've eaten, hehe …" Pang Feng licked his lips, "Madman, our happiness in the future will depend on you. No matter what, you have to find a beauty for me, don't eat it alone."
Zhong Yawei's face turned slightly red. She slapped his head and cursed, "You're still as lustful as ever. Scram aside!" "Let's go, Liu Haofeng. Don't worry about this pervert."
Seeing that the five beauties didn't even look at him properly, Pang Feng felt quite helpless. Was his looks really that bad?
How depressing! Why do they treat Liu Haofeng so well? Do they not despise me?
Damn, this lunatic is truly amazing. No matter where he goes, there will always be a bunch of beauties. Tsk tsk, if this news were to spread back to the barracks, those fanatical female soldiers would definitely be grieving for a month!
Following beside Liu Haofeng, Pang Feng tried his best to find a topic to talk to Zi Xin.
"You are Zi Xin? "Is she Zi Yue?"
"…"
"Then, are you the elder sister and she the younger sister?"
"…"
Other than silence, the only response was to roll his eyes. It made Pang Feng quite helpless and seriously doubt his ability to seduce girls.
"Brother-in-law, Eldest Senior Sister is coming back today, aren't you going to cook tonight?"
"That's right, big sister's husband. You made it taste so hot yesterday." Sister Wei, do you think so? "
"Liu Haofeng, do you think we should go to karaoke or not?"
"I don't think I'm going. I still have to go back and sign a contract with the Lady Boss to help Li Li buy that store."
Seeing that the ladies were all surrounding Liu Haofeng and talking nonstop, Pang Feng became even more envious and jealous. What was so good about a madman? Wasn't he just a little stronger and a little more handsome? Was there really a need to be so infatuated with him?
No matter what, I do have a house, a car, and a savings account.
Wasn't it said that girls these days all liked men with three bodies? Why was it so cold and cheerless by his side?
Finally, he found a chance to catch Liu Haofeng. Taking advantage of the girls picking out their clothes, Pang Feng walked over gloomily and muttered: "Lunatic, quickly tell me, what medicine did you feed them? "You're too damn awesome!"
Seeing him give a thumbs up, Liu Haofeng smiled bitterly: "I think too much, it's not as complicated as you think. "Tell me, what's your plan for this time?"
"What plans can I have? Hee hee …" Pang Feng leaned back on the sofa and shrugged, "This mission wasn't completed, so the vacation is quite long." "Hehe, I plan to stay here for two days before returning home."
Liu Haofeng just nodded. Although he didn't know what this mission was, but if he could make both Fatty and Old Cat fail, then it probably wouldn't be an easy task.
"That's right, Madman." Pang Feng's expression suddenly turned serious. "Do you really have a way to deal with Old Cat?"
Liu Haofeng smiled: "Although I don't know what you guys are going to do, but I can still guarantee Old Cat's safety." "Don't worry, Old Cat will be sent back in these two days"
"That's good." Pang Feng looked at Liu Haofeng strangely as he felt that the madman had changed. It was just that he did not know what exactly had changed.
He didn't ask Liu Haofeng what method he would use but Pang Feng changed the topic, "Madman, what do you plan to do? I'm afraid your retirement won't be that simple. "
Liu Haofeng shook his head with a bitter smile: "What else can I do? I'll just hang around for a while." My current mission is to protect the beautiful teacher. Today, the beautiful teacher was home, and tomorrow's mission would continue. As for retiring, we'll talk about it later. "
These words made Pang Feng even more surprised. In the past, crazy people wanted to retire even in their dreams, but now they were actually indifferent. What was going on?
Not daring to think too much into it, Pang Feng raised his eyebrows: "Then are you and Wei Wei really planning to end the engagement?"
This question was very sharp, causing Liu Haofeng to not know how to answer it. He turned his head, rolled his eyes and said: "Are you planning to find out about me?"
"Hehe, that's not it. I'm just curious, just curious!" Pang Feng smiled bitterly, but he was actually smiling wryly inside. Crazy guy, you're planning to get away scot-free, and you can even step on it safely!
[What the heck is going on? Do you really want to be a madman with three wives, one concubine, and one concubine?]
Taking a deep breath, Liu Haofeng patted Pang Feng's shoulder and said meaningfully, "Old Pang, your path is still far away. Just hang around with me for a few days, and then you can go back and get your training. "
The moment he said that, Pang Feng immediately withered and said with a sad face, "Can you not say this? I was feeling depressed. "When I go home, if this old man finds out that I have failed the mission, he will definitely skin me alive!"
How could Liu Haofeng not know about Pang Feng's situation? This fatty's family background was not bad. In military families, his father was very happy and loved to boast. This time, Pang Feng's mission had failed, and his father would definitely not forgive him.
"Hehe, you can't come here anyway." Liu Haofeng smiled evilly, "I don't have the money to support you. I'm poor now!"
"You are poor?" Pang Feng looked down on him seriously, "At least you gave me more missions than I did, and the reward is also more …" Oh, I get it. You're the one who swiped the card today? "
Saying that, Pang Feng nodded sympathetically, "Comrade, thank you for your hard work. I know your pain. Please forgive me and go with the flow …"
They were indeed the same kind of people, even saying too much would bring tears!
However, what Pang Feng said made Liu Haofeng realize a problem. Although he wanted to swallow Zhong Yawei, Zhong Yawei still had a little intention. However, what should he do about it?
This was not an ordinary situation, especially when he thought of Old Master Zhong's temper, Liu Haofeng felt that it was even harder than ascending to the heavens. If he wanted to hug them from left to right, the price would probably not be small either.
Besides, he already had two women. Whether it was really fair or not, he had never gotten an answer to this question …