C456 I Think You're the One Who's Bent
C456 I Think You're the One Who's Bent
Liu Haofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was too depressing to create a security guard in a hotel.
After he gave his ID to the security guard, Wang Hui immediately looked up something on his computer. It was obvious that he was trying to find something.
It was a pity that Liu Haofeng's ID card did not have any background. Wang Hui was dumbfounded. How was this possible? He was showing off several hundred thousand dollars in cash and it turned out that it wasn't a bank robbery?
"Is it ready?" Liu Haofeng pulled down his face in annoyance, "I'm very unhappy with your service attitude!"
"This... "Sorry, sorry." Wang Hui chuckled dryly as he glanced at the two guards.
Liu Haofeng snorted: "I won't take any cash. Just say it earlier, I can swipe my card."
"I'm sorry, sir, I just …" Wang Hui was even more embarrassed. Who asked him to dress like that, with so many people and talk like that?
Zhu Ping apologetically said, "I'm sorry, sir. I have brought you trouble. "I'll bring you upstairs, look …"
Li Wang also agreed, "I'm really sorry sir, but you have a lot of manpower, so don't worry about it."
Liu Haofeng took a deep breath and glared at Wang Hui. He turned to Zhu Ping and asked, "How much is it?"
"A total of 9800. I'll give you a discount along the way …"
Before Zhu Ping finished her sentence, Liu Haofeng threw a bunch of notes over: "Stay for two days. I'll tip you the rest."
He picked up his backpack and turned around coldly. After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped and pointed at Zhu Ping, "It's you, and his tip."
Obviously, what he meant was that Wang Hui was not in the right.
Zhu Ping stared blankly at the money on the table. It should be exactly fifty thousand yuan. Fifty thousand yuan. Two nights, wouldn't that leave thirty thousand yuan?
A tip of over 30,000 yuan. Wasn't that a bit too much? Even if two people shared, it would still be more than 10,000 points!
Wang Hui, on the other hand, was grumbling inwardly. He had never felt a tip of more than 10,000 yuan in his entire life. It was a pity that she accidentally angered this big customer. Otherwise, she would have a share of the tip …
"Why is it taking so long?" Seeing Liu Haofeng walk over, Gu Lianxuan curled her lips in dissatisfaction. "I already said that you need to bring more money to pay for the cash. It's always more troublesome to swipe your card."
These words almost made Li Wang fall to the ground. It seemed that these people were not just any bunch of rich people; they even thought it was too troublesome to swipe a card!
Most people would find it convenient to swipe their card. Only these tycoons with tens of thousands or even tens of thousands would find it troublesome to swipe their card …
Fortunately, the room was not bad. Whether it was the suite or the standard room, they were both considered top class rooms, causing Liu Haofeng's resentment to lessen a little.
He let his parents live in one suite, and he shared a suite with Cao Ying. In any case, it didn't have to be filled, just occupied.
The girls understood Liu Haofeng's purpose, it was just that they didn't want others to know where they lived.
In order to take care of Cao Ying, Liu Haofeng even asked Qin Qingwu to sleep with him. Since they were his wives, it was no big deal.
Regarding this, Lan Yun couldn't help but tease him. Brother-in-law is such a b * tch! At the same time, he reminded Liu Haofeng to take it easy.
Liu Haofeng wanted to fly away as well, but with Cao Ying having a child, he didn't dare to act rashly. After all, his item was too big. When the time came, Lysimachia Chinensis Maxim would skin him alive.
He sat on the sofa and listened to the sound of water splashing in the bathroom. He also heard Qin Qingwu and Cao Ying whispering to each other while swinging their glasses in satisfaction.
However, Liu Haofeng knew that tonight at the latest, this place would become a battlefield …
"Hubby, come over here for a bit." Qin Qingwu's wet head suddenly stuck out. Liu Haofeng was stunned for a moment before he jumped up smartly, the evil fire in his body running around chaotically.
Could it be that he wanted him to bathe with them? If that's the case, then it's too lucky, heh heh...
"What are you thinking?" Qin Qingwu smiled and rolled her eyes at him. She wrapped a towel around her and said, "My aunt is here. Go and buy me a sanitary towel. Hurry up."
"Eh …" These words made Liu Haofeng instantly become dumbfounded. Asking him to buy sanitary napkins? This... That's not so good, is it?
"Aiya, I went." But Qin Qingwu did not think much of it, "You have so many wives, so you will have to buy them in the future. Hurry up, I forgot to bring it with me earlier. "
The corner of Liu Haofeng's mouth twitched, his scalp tingled as he nodded in agreement. Asking him to buy a sanitary towel was something he had never done before.
Actually, he could have asked someone else to buy it, but Gu Lianmeng and the rest were busy bathing. And just like Qin Qingwu said, sooner or later she would have to buy it. After all, with so many wives, there would always be a few days of discomfort every month.
Ye Zichen walked down the stairs and looked around. Liu Haofeng's gaze fell on the supermarket diagonally opposite him. Going to the supermarket to buy it shouldn't be too awkward.
At the front desk, Wang Hui happened to see Liu Haofeng leave. A ray of light flashed across his eyes, along with a trace of hatred.
With the excuse of going to the toilet, he came to the corner and impatiently took out his cell phone. He dialed a number and whispered: "Hello? "Brother Li, I have a big customer here. He's a young tycoon with hundreds of thousands of yuan in cash …"
He never revealed his wealth, Liu Haofeng obviously didn't expect that he would accidentally attract another unnecessary trouble.
At this moment, he had already entered the supermarket. He looked around and finally found the sanitary towel. The supermarket was not very big, but there were a lot of people, and there were also a lot of people standing in front of the sanitary napkins rack.
Seeing those women standing in front of the shelves and whispering, Liu Haofeng felt his scalp go numb. He hesitated and walked over.
There were several women around the age of forty or twenty. He decided to wait.
They only waited for two minutes and none of them left. Liu Haofeng couldn't wait any longer. Gritting her teeth, she lowered her head and walked over.
The women were surprised to see a man suddenly appear beside them. Liu Haofeng grabbed two bags of sanitary napkins, then turned around and was about to leave.
However, the middle-aged woman in her forties grabbed onto Liu Haofeng's hand and said, "Lad, you want to buy a sanitary towel? "How can I use this? This is for tonight, and it's a small piece, so it's not suitable."
Liu Haofeng turned around in embarrassment and could not help but blush: "Heh, Big Sis. About that, I bought it for my girlfriend. "
The woman's eyes lit up as she smiled and said, "Such a considerate young man. Is your girlfriend skinny or fat?"
"This... Does this have anything to do with buying this thing? " Liu Haofeng was a bit confused. The women all stared at him strangely, which made him even more embarrassed.
The 20-year-old young girl wiped away her embarrassment and explained with a smile, "It might be related, but if... Fat people bleed more, and larger ones are more appropriate. What type does your girlfriend usually use? "
"I... "I don't know." Liu Haofeng blushed with shame. How could he know how much blood Qin Qingwu usually bled? This thing even had a model?
Instinctively, Liu Haofeng asked, "What model do you usually use?"
After saying that, Liu Haofeng almost slapped himself. How could he ask such a question?
The girl's face turned slightly red, she pointed at Sophie on the shelf, "I usually use this kind of thing, you... You can try. "Mom, let's go."
Unable to stand the awkward atmosphere, the young girl pulled the grandma away. The woman smiled, turned around and said to Liu Haofeng, "Young man, that's a good one, you can buy that one."
Liu Haofeng didn't care too much about it. He grabbed two bags of sanitary napkins and walked towards the cashier quickly. The women beside him stared at him weirdly while feeling envious at the same time. His man had never bought him a sanitary towel before!
When he arrived at the cashier's counter, he queued for a while before it was Liu Haofeng's turn. After passing the towel over, the cashier was stunned for a moment. He raised his head and looked in shock, but found that Liu Haofeng didn't have any other women. He asked uncertainly, "Are you sure you want to buy a sanitary towel?"
Liu Haofeng was speechless. Usually, wouldn't he just pay the bill straight away? He never asked her why she was so interested in him today. Liu Haofeng braced himself and nodded, "Yes."
As soon as he finished his words, the tall man standing behind him couldn't help but laugh. He whispered: "It turns out to be a curved man!"
Liu Haofeng twitched. Although he didn't know what the bent man meant, he could tell from the man's mocking gaze that it was definitely not a good word.
The woman was somewhat unhappy and waited for the tall man to say, "How can you say that? What's the point of buying a sanitary towel for your girlfriend? You guys don't even know the pain we women suffer." Young man, you bought it for your girlfriend, right? "
Liu Haofeng nodded, but just as he was about to speak, he did not expect the man behind him to retort and mocked: "He uses it for himself, how could a bent guy have a girlfriend? "Auntie, hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
These words made Liu Haofeng unhappy. He turned around and took a look. No wonder he was so cocky. He was around 1.9 meters and was also about 20 years old. He was tall, powerful, and had a domineering expression on his square face.
Liu Haofeng was puzzled, he didn't seem to have offended him, so why was he talking nonsense. He raised his head and said in a cold voice, "I don't seem to have offended you. Can you not play around with me?"
The tall man took a step forward in annoyance. He looked down at Liu Haofeng and said, "I'm trying to break it, what can you do about it? What, you want your boyfriend to hit me? Tsk, I just don't like the bent man. "
Liu Haofeng was really pissed when he heard Ye Zichen call him a curved man. Your father is so strong, how does he look like a man of the same gender? With so many wives in the family, how could he not be angry when he was called a bent man?
He coldly stared at the man and snorted. "Let me remind you again, I don't know you."
Seeing that, the tall man actually became proud of himself, and raised his head: "I don't know you either, I just don't like you. "Auntie, can you hurry up?"
The woman frowned and paid the bill for Liu Haofeng. Then she put the sanitary towel in a bag and handed it to Liu Haofeng.
Liu Haofeng did not accept it. He looked up at the tall man with a smile, "I also don't like you." And, I think you're the one who's bent, really. "
As he spoke, the tall man's pants suddenly fell off. Even his underwear was ripped off and there was not a single strand of hair on the bottom. Furthermore, the bird was only the size of a thumb!
The tall man was startled and quickly bent over to grab his pants. Unexpectedly, he raised his butt to aim at the person behind him. The man behind him was shocked and widened his eyes.
Liu Haofeng smiled evilly as he handed 20 yuan over to the stunned grandma and said, "No need to look for it, thank you."
The woman was shocked and could not react. She could only stare blankly at the pants the tall man had already put on once again. The bird was only the size of a thumb for such a big man. Furthermore, he did not have a single hair on his head!
At the same time, the man behind the tall man murmured, "The butt hole is so big, it must have been developed …"
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