Martial: I Started The Technological Revolution In Ancient Times

C196 Chocolate



C196 Chocolate

At this moment, Xiao Yun had already covered his head with a piece of black cloth, allowing the blood to splash everywhere and not letting the stars touch his body.    

    

The blood spurted out for a long time before it stopped after the corpse fell down.    

    

The old prisoner finally reacted. He looked at Xiao Yun in shock, especially at the knife in his hand.    

    

The blade was too fast. The blade was not even stained with blood!    

    

Xiao Yun also lowered his head to look at the blade in his hand, and then threw it in front of him.    

    

He said, "Thank you for using your knife."    

    

The old soldier quickly squatted down and picked up the knife. He looked at Xiao Yun in fear. After a while, he asked, "Young Master Xiao, this is..."    

    

Xiao Yun smiled." Oh, I told you, I forgive him, so I decided not to kill his whole family. Just kill him alone."    

    

"Ah?!"    

    

The old prisoner turned pale with fright.    

    

Xiao Yun frowned slightly and put down the black cloth covered in blood. He tilted his head and looked at the old guard: "What are you surprised about? In this prison, you are following your rules. If you drag them outside, they will all chop off their heads. None of them are wronged. I see that all of you have been good to me. I will tolerate all of you, but this fellow is looking at me with an ominous glint in his eyes. What else can I do? Otherwise, when I sleep every night, should I be on guard against this fellow ambushing me in the middle of the night? So annoying? Are you tired?"    

    

"But..."    

    

"What are you talking about?"    

    

Xiao Yun said coldly, "I am already kind. If it was according to my original character, no one in his family would be able to live!"    

    

"Why... Why?"    

    

The old prisoner trembled in fear.    

    

Xiao Yun smiled and said, "Because their family does not spend clean money to eat, drink, and scatter. They live with blood. Of course, they can also drown in blood. This is the Heavenly Dao, and also the Dao that I defend!"    

    

These guards did not know what Dao Xiao Yun guarded. They only felt that Xiao Yun was a madman!    

    

Killing the prison guards wantonly in the Imperial Prison. This was really a violation of the greatest taboo in the Imperial Prison. If he was locked up here, no one would be able to save him.    

    

In their point of view, Xiao Yun was already a dead man. Thus, they sighed and didn't bother about this matter. Shangguan Qing'er even let Xiao Yun into her own cell. They were cleaning the corpse of the guard outside.    

    

All of this... It was too sudden. Whatever happens after this is none of their business, let's just leave it at that.    

    

They couldn't help but feel powerless.    

    

The almost absolute power that they usually had seemed to have vanished into thin air in front of Xiao Yun. They even felt fear towards him.    

    

This news quickly spread to the Prison Warden of the Imperial Prison.    

    

He was a eunuch, a rank four chief eunuch. Back then, he had also used a large sum of money, and His Majesty trusted him very much, which was why he was able to get such a lucrative job in the Imperial Prison.    

    

Originally, everything had been fine, but who would have thought that such a thing would suddenly happen? A special existence like Xiao Yun had been locked up again and again. It had also disrupted the rules of the Imperial Prison time and time again.    

    

This was not good!    

    

He was almost fifty years old, and he looked like a strong martial artist. Compared to the feminine nature of an ordinary eunuch, this fellow always gave off a rough feeling. He even looked like a chivalrous man in the martial arts world.    

    

He reached out his hand and patted the armrest heavily. He said in a deep voice, "This kid, if we don't control him, I'm afraid that the reputation of the Imperial Prison will be greatly reduced. Go and tie him up and lock his shoulder blades. Shackles and shackles are all bound together, with shackles and shackles, I want to see. He's going to turn the world upside down!"    

    

Locking the shoulder blades was a very common saying.    

    

Many people thought that it was going to pierce through the shoulder blade on his back.    

    

It was because the scapula bone was called the clavicle bone, because this bone looked like a lute, so it got its name.    

    

And as long as these two bones were pierced through, it would be very difficult for the upper half of the body to move. As a result, the arm could not be raised, and in the midst of pain, the strength of the entire body would be removed.    

    

But in reality, that was not the case.    

    

It only looked like it went through his scapula, but in reality, it wasn't.    

    

With the medical skills of this era, even if one was lucky enough to avoid a few arteries after penetrating the entire torso, the infection after that would still be fatal.    

    

To put it bluntly, if he really wore it like that, he would most likely die!    

    

Therefore, a large part of the punishment for the clavicle locking was actually to lock the clavicle!    

    

He used a red-hot iron hook to avoid the carotid artery. When the collarbone was close to the arm... he suddenly pierced through it!    

    

The hook came out and froze. With the chain in front of him, this person could be considered to have been restrained.    

    

The high temperature burnt the skin and flesh, sterilizing it. If the person's resistance was stronger, they could barely survive. At least, the mortality rate was a little lower.    

    

After that... No matter how high your martial arts were, when your collarbone was pulled, you would not be able to exert even the slightest bit of strength on your arm. Even if your entire upper body was pulled, you would not be able to exert any strength.    

    

When the prison eunuch said this, it was obvious that he already had the intention to kill.    

    

Warden grinned. The good relationship between him and Xiao Yun had disappeared all of a sudden. He lifted his knife and brought a few people with him as he walked towards Xiao Yun.    

    

As for Xiao Yun?    

    

From the moment he saw them, he knew what they wanted to do.    

    

It was very difficult to hide the kind of confidence one had in one's heart, the kind of expression one would have when one treated a person like a fish on a chopping board.    

    

Faced with their malicious and aggressive intentions, Xiao Yun suddenly thought of a strange thing in his previous life.    

    

He was also a killer. He often heard a joke in the conversation. Chocolate flavored sh * t and sh * t flavored chocolate. Which one should he choose?    

    

This was a question that went straight to the heart. It was similar to the three questions in philosophy.    

    

At that time, someone also used this question to ask Xiao Yun.    

    

Xiao Yun answered very quickly.    

    

Chocolate with the smell of sh * t!    

    

The other party immediately burst into laughter.    

    

He said that on the surface, Xiao Yun had chosen the essence from the surface and the essence, thinking that the essence was more important. But in fact, was the poop really dirty?    

    

Although there were a lot of colon bacteria, other than this kind of bacteria that could be easily resolved, there seemed to be no harm. At the very least, they would not be poisoned to death.    

    

And what about the taste? It was the taste of shit.    

    

In other words, after choosing the chocolate flavored sh * t, one would not feel any discomfort when eating it. At most, it would be the problem of too much colon. Wasn't the reason why the sh * t was unbearable because of its taste?    

    

Xiao Yun also smiled.    

    

Obviously, the other party's thoughts were the opposite of his. Moreover, the other party felt that he was deep in thought and thought that he was much more advanced than Xiao Yun. He didn't think that he was simply thinking about the basic philosophy of "surface and essence."    

    

However, Xiao Yun said it lightly.    

    

In fact, apart from adding a lot of sugar, the taste of chocolate was mainly bitter and sour. Just eating a piece of pure chocolate was enough to tell that apart from the aftertaste, there was also bitterness and sourness.    

    

What surprised people was that although the poop smelled stinky, it also tasted bitter and sour.    

    

It was both bitter and sour taste... It could even be said that the thing closest to the taste of poop in this world was pure chocolate!    

    

And why did humans feel that the poop was stinky? That was because the genes were warning them that it was something without nutrition, something that was dangerous to eat.    

    

The stink was just a "alert password."    

    

The other party was stunned by Xiao Yun's words. The first question he asked was why he knew the smell of shit.    

    

Xiao Yun only smiled and did not answer.    

    

Sometimes, if one wanted to stand on a higher level, they needed "experience"!    

    

This was a very depressing thing at that time, but when he thought about it, it was very interesting.    

    

Just like now.    

    

The guards felt that they were standing on the high ground, but they did not know that Xiao Yun was already standing on a higher level than them.    

    

Because of experience!    

    

He had experienced this kind of thing before.    

    

More than once!    

    


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