C484 regression
C484 regression
I want to get rid of this old bastard! He turned around and glanced at the old man who was looking at the map of the Spring Palace, and he gnashed his teeth in anger.
That old man was his master.
One year ago, he was still an ordinary villager of the Daishui Village, but he was saved by this old man who fell down a cliff.
He didn't know what other people's disciples were like, but his was too tragic. He washed clothes, cooked food, and had to endure the old man's earth-shattering snores every night.
Not only that, but this damned old man was extremely abnormal. Every day, he would be given all kinds of bitter and smelly pills, and the scariest thing was that every now and then, there would be all kinds of insects and mice that would appear on his bed.
In this year, he had not seen any meat nor meat. Every day, he would boil the tofu in clear water. Life was tough for him.
Was it easy for me? Aqua Eyes looked around, but seeing that the old bastard wasn't looking at him, he tiptoed to the door.
"Halt!" Suddenly, the old scoundrel's voice sounded. Shui Sheng turned around unwillingly and looked at the old scoundrel with a smile. 'What's going on? Wasn't the old scoundrel looking at the Spring Festival Gem? How did he discover that I was trying to escape?'
"My dear disciple, where do you want to go?" Old Bastard looked at Aqua with a faint smile.
"Master, you should know that I just want to go out and get some fresh air." Aqua quickly covered it up.
"Breathe in?" The old scoundrel rushed over, kicked Shui Sheng to the ground and cursed him, "Don't think that I don't know what you're doing, it's just leaving. Don't even think about it, wash your clothes from last night and come with me to the back of the mountain to practice!"
One day, I will trample you underfoot, you dead pervert! Shui Sheng's heart was filled with sorrow, but he respectfully replied, "Yes, Master."
Being under the roof of a house, how could a person not bow his head? In the past, when he had just arrived, Shui Sheng had tried to fight back, but what he had attracted was even more violent beating, so he had no choice but to resign himself to his fate.
Brothers, beauties, I, Shui Sheng, will never have the chance to see you again in my entire life. Please don't forget me, Xu Zhiqing, don't fall in love with others.
"Old bastard, I curse you. If there's a chance in the future, I will make you pay back tenfold!" When Shui Sheng was ruthlessly rubbing his clothes with a snot and tears, the old scoundrel was standing not far away, watching them with a smile.
"Isn't it a bit too much for me to treat him like this? If he were to recover his former strength one day, wouldn't I be in trouble?" The old scoundrel's face suddenly grew deathly pale, but he soon let out a meaningful smile. "Hmph, I'll erase his memories later. Hehe, why would I, Changchun Zi, leave something behind?"
It had been almost an hour since Shui Sheng finished washing his clothes. The old scoundrel suddenly appeared in front of him, scaring him, "Master, can you not appear so suddenly next time? I'll scare you to death!"
"I'm afraid of just this little bit of fear, what kind of big thing will I be doing in the future?"
"I'm just a carefree person. I don't need to do anything big just to be happy." Ever since he was born in the water, he had never had any ideals. Every day, he would pass by with average results, average looks, and even average background. Besides having a grandfather in his sixties, he did not have any other relatives.
Old Bastard sighed and said, "Follow me." Shui Sheng obediently followed behind the old scoundrel, secretly giving him a middle finger.
Arriving at the back of the mountain, the scenery immediately changed. The scenery immediately changed.
Old Bastard had his back facing the water, gazing into the distance, only to see his long robe standing upright, his sleeves fluttering, exuding a trace of an otherworldly aura.
The old scoundrel was showing off again. However, he had to admit that at this moment, the old scoundrel was very much like a legendary figure ? the Immortal.
Shui Sheng quickly threw this strange thought to the back of his mind. If this old bastard was an immortal, then he would definitely be a saint.
The old scoundrel turned around and stared fixedly at Shui Sheng. He smiled and said, "My good disciple, what do you think I should do to you?"
Old bastard, you still have the nerve to say that you're my disciple, I don't have such a harsh master like you, Shui Sheng thought in his heart, but he still said some words of praise: "Master, you're brilliant and amazing, extraordinary and extraordinary, you're the Seven Fairies in my heart, my respect for you is like a torrential river ?"
"Stop, stop, stop!" The old scoundrel's face was completely red from Shui Sheng's words. Suddenly, he thought of the Seven Fairies. Could it be that she was his disciple's most worshipped person? If he knew that the Seven Fairies had yet to be figured out, and the reason why Shui Sheng said this was actually to scold people, he would definitely be angered to the point of spitting out blood. The old scoundrel then continued, "What you think in your heart, I already know.
You are so magnanimous. Aqua Life still remembers that the last time he was beaten half to death by the old scoundrel with just a few more glances at his treasured Spring Palace map. You can't believe this old scoundrel's words. There must be a conspiracy behind it, it must be.
With this thought in mind, Shui Sheng immediately became vigilant. He suspiciously looked at the old scoundrel, trying to figure out what he was up to.
Old Bastard noticed the strange look in Shui Sheng's eyes and said with a wry smile, "My disciple, could it be that in your heart, your master is really that despicable?"
It's not dirty, it's extremely dirty! Of course, the words that came out of Shui Sheng's mouth were not the same. It was another form of flattery. It would be strange if a person was beaten up and did not learn how to.
The old scoundrel couldn't take it any longer, and interrupted Shui Sheng, saying slowly, "Actually, I've been hiding something from you all along."
The old scoundrel's gaze was strange, like a pervert who had seen a beauty. The old scoundrel was startled, and blurted out, "Master, could it be that you want to tell me that the person you like is a man? But your disciple has long since decided on someone he likes. Let your disciple go. " Shui Sheng looked like his parents were dead. He could not help but be afraid. This old scoundrel was so abnormal, what could he not do? He still wanted to protect his chrysanthemum.
Old Bastard didn't know whether to laugh or cry. With a kick, he knocked Shui Sheng down and scolded him, "Scram as far away as you can!"
Eh, since when did the old bastard become so philosophical? No, he seemed to be telling me to scram. Oh, I was finally going to break free from his grasp and slip away, but I was quickly called back by the old bastard.
He knew that the old bastard didn't have such good intentions. He didn't know how he was going to torture me, but it couldn't be the tiger stool, right? The thought of the ten tortures the old bastard had inflicted on him sent his scalp tingling.
These ten tortures were all thought of by the old bastard in order to torture him, but it was more accurate to say that they were for reference.
"At this point, I can't hide it anymore. Actually, my real identity is ?"
"What is it?" Seeing that the old scoundrel suddenly stopped talking, Shui Sheng quickly asked.
Old Bastard glared at Shuisheng before making a coquettish gesture. He raised his head towards the sky and said, "I'm from above ?"
"Master, so you fell from the sky. No wonder you had such a mental problem." It was only when the words left his mouth that he realized he had said something wrong. He quickly shut up.
"You're the lunatic! I'm an immortal!" said the old bastard seriously.
The old bastard actually said that he was an immortal, then what am I? Buddha? Demons?
"You damn brat, I'll be serious with you, what are you laughing at." Old Bastard glared at Aquatic.
"Master, even if you want to joke around, can you at least find a better person? Are there any immortals in this world?" What dogshit god? I don't believe it. If there is a god, it would be best for lightning to strike me dead immediately.
Strangely, just as Shui Sheng was about to let the lightning strike him, dark clouds suddenly covered the clear sky. A bolt of lightning descended from the sky, striking him squarely in the face.
When the lightning passed, Shui Sheng stood dumbly on the spot. His hair stood erect and his clothes were tattered. His entire person was pitch black.
"You must have said something wrong, raising your head up three feet is a god." said the old bastard playfully.
Were there really deities? Shui Sheng was also stunned, or else how could he have been struck by lightning just now? Ah, no, how could that old bastard know what I was thinking? Was he really a deity?
Old Bastard grinned and said, "That's right, you know what you're thinking. I also know a lot of things about you."
Then wouldn't Old Bastard know that I stole a peek at the girls taking a bath when Xu Zhiqing was sleeping and touching her breasts? Heavens, I'm not going to live anymore! Shui Sheng was furious. Damn old Bastard!
"Master, you can't tell others about these things." With an opening being grabbed by the old bastard, Shui Sheng was no longer confident in his words.
The old scoundrel snorted and said, "Don't think that I don't know that you're secretly cursing me as an 'old scoundrel'. "I won't bother with you anymore, because I'll be leaving soon. You better take care of yourself. Didn't you always argue that you should go back to see your big sister Yue Er? I will fulfill your wish."
This old bastard is finally leaving, which means, I will be free soon. Yea, my miserable days have finally come to an end. I want to eat meat, eat a lot of meat, I also want to see beauties, beauties everywhere.
"Don't be happy too early, I still have things for you to do." Just as Aqua thought he could get rid of the old bastard, he was immediately splashed with a bucket of cold water.
"Master, you're too unkind. Since you're leaving and you still want to torture your disciple, are you still human?" No matter what, he would not agree to this. He had had enough.
"I'm not a human to begin with. There are three brocades here, and when the time is right, they will automatically open. Just do as I say." Old Bastard couldn't be bothered to listen to Aqua's bullshit.
"But Master, since you're a deity, why didn't you teach me immortal arts? How can I help you?" said the creature hurriedly.
"I've already taught you this, and you've already forgotten about it?"
"When did you teach it?"
"Why aren't you leaving?"
While Shui Sheng was pondering, a large foot suddenly appeared in front of him. Before he could even react, he was kicked off the cliff.
"Old bastard, you set me up ?"
From far away, the sad cries of water could be heard. As for the old scoundrel, he stole a glance at the cliff and suddenly disappeared.
When Shui Sheng appeared at the entrance of Daishui Village and saw the familiar scenery, he cried out in joy. He really wanted to shout three times.
He fell to his knees and kowtowed several times.
He strode toward Shui Jia.
Before they could reach the village entrance, they were surrounded by the curious villagers.