C116 The Threat of Becoming a Beauty
C116 The Threat of Becoming a Beauty
Zheng Liang raised his eyebrows as he scolded with a smile.
"What, do you need to report to sister-in-law first when you're alone with me? I want to know more details about what happened when I disappeared for two hundred years. "
Dou Tian was a little speechless as he joked around.
"Your sister-in-law is the one I told you about before. She's been talking about you for hundreds of years, don't you want to get to know her?"
Zheng Liang could only play the trump card.
"Alright, alright, alright. She's already a few hundred years old. Do you have a cultivation level similar to yours? Don't become an old woman, otherwise I won't be interested in meeting her."
Dou Tian said angrily.
If you want to look at a beauty, then I'll give you a mirror. If you want to look at a mirror, then look at it. You have the most flawless appearance in the entire universe. Just think of yourself as a beauty.
Zheng Liang said, flustered and exasperated.
"Since it's the most perfect youth in the entire universe, why haven't I seen you keep staring at me?"
Dou Tian continued to tease.
"Don't disgust me. I know that under your most handsome head, you have such a black-hearted man's heart. Just thinking about it makes me feel a chill down my spine."
Zheng Liang started to gobble down each other.
Dou Tian was completely dumbstruck by Zheng Liang's words. He could only feign weakness as he blinked his big eyes, looking like he was in a daze.
"The way you look at your grievances is very learned. Have you often tried to seduce too many girls, causing them to fight with each other for the affection and sadness?" You've seen their resentful expressions so many times that you've learned them so well. "
Zheng Liang could not stand Dou Tian's look and complained with all his might.
"Who asked my charm to be so great? I've never taken the initiative to pick up girls before, even your cousin has always stuck close to me."
Dou Tian said while feeling wronged, but his handsome face was full of pride and narcissism, he did not look like he was wronged at all.
"All I can say is that my cousin was blind and fell in love with a flowery little kid like you."
Zheng Liang said in an exasperated tone. Wang Anqi had already disappeared for two hundred years and there was still no news of him.
"Who are you calling a little brat?!"
Dou Tian started stomping his feet. He never thought that the handsome empress dowager would actually be called a little brat by Zheng Liang.
"I'm talking about you. Having a handsome youth that's even more beautiful than a beauties is too much, but inside, there's an incomparably dark heart. If this isn't a kid, then what else could it be?"
Zheng Liang said with a serious face.
"Good, very good. When I recover my battle qi, I will also turn you into a little brat so that you can experience the pain of a so-called little brat."
Dou Tian said calmly, but his tone was full of playfulness.
"I can already change from Yin Yang to Nascent Soul. If you have the ability, then turn me into a beautiful woman or a young man. Then, I'll change back to my original appearance and anger you to death!"
Zheng Liang said in anger, he did not have the old feeling of being in front of a junior anymore, as though he had turned eighteen again.
"You're the one who said that. I'll turn you into a beautiful woman right now and see if you can reverse the Yin-Yang Transformation back to a man's body."
Dou Tian said excitedly, his bright smile had a trace of 'success' in it.
Looking at Dou Tian's incomparably handsome face, which was revealing a trace of an evil smile, Zheng Liang's heart thumped for a while, and said a bit fearfully:
"Could it be that you asked for Tian Dao to help?!"
Zheng Liang knew clearly that Dou Tian's body's changes had come from the Heavenly Dao. If not for the Heavenly Dao playing tricks on him, he could have definitely helped Dou Tian change back into a man's body.
But now, he could only wait for Dou Tian to start training his battle qi once more and cultivate to the realm of Nascent Infant Battle Dao Stage and Soul Transformation, then rely on himself to reverse the flow of his life and return to an adult.
However, Dou Tian himself knew that even though he was charging towards all living things in the 30,000 worlds of the universe, including the Heavenly Dao, he was swearing that he would be able to become an adult once he recovered from cultivating his battle qi.
However, the truth was that Dou Tian was not confident either. After all, deceiving others everyday was too powerful, and he might not be able to become an adult again, unless he cultivated to the Heavenly God Realm.
However, the realm of the Heavenly God was simply too far away from Dou Tian. Retaining Battle Saint, whose Yaochi Divine Religion could not be seen even once, had only increased by a small realm after two hundred years.
Dou Tian swore that he would surpass the Heavenly Dao within a thousand years, and that was completely a gamble!
Actually, Dou Tian did not think that much into it. At this moment, he only wanted to let Zheng Liang have a taste of his body being somehow transformed. His handsome face was brimming with a wicked smile as he said to the air:
"Hehehe, you made this wish yourself, I didn't force you. Oh heavens, you can reluctantly fulfill my wish of becoming a beauty in Brother-in-law! "
Zheng Liang was well aware that the Heavenly Dao of Universe was paying too much attention to him. He was worried that the Heavenly Dao of Universe would actually respond to Dou Tian's request and turn him into a beauty.
However, even after Zheng Liang was so nervous that he was trembling for a long time, the Heavenly Dao of Universe still did not make a move.
Dou Tian stared at Zheng Liang who was standing opposite of him, and after observing him for a long time, he realized that he was still a man with a crane hairstyle, and couldn't help but curse again:
"Damn!" Go to you. Fuck you, Heavenly Dao, you can't even help me fulfill this little wish of yours, and even said that you are paying great attention to me.
How could Zheng Liang not know that he was scared by Dou Tian's false bravado, and roared at him: "You! F * ck you! It makes me so nervous that I'm sweating cold sweat all over! "
"I don't have a sister, but you have a cousin!" Dou Tian replied indifferently.
"Yes!" My cousin is really blind, to have taken a fancy to a little kid like you, who dares to scam the Brother-in-law. As matters stand, I can only say 'my sister'. "
Zheng Liang released his battle qi and performed a body cleansing technique to quietly remove the cold sweat on his body, as he said this with a bit of self-mockery.
"Alright!" Look at how scared you are, is the Heavenly Dao of Universe that scary? If he were to become a peerless beauty like me, would it be so terrifying? "
Dou Tian could not help but ask.
You're still single, and I'm a family member with thousands of direct descendants. Furthermore, I possess Dragon Vein Planet that doesn't submit to the faith of the living beings ruled by the Golden Dragon God Clan, and I'm even the manager of the Zheng Family's secret plane. If you turn me into a beauty with just a word, how could I endure this!
Zheng Liang resisted the urge to beat Dou Tian up again and said a little helplessly.
"I was wrong, but I can't do that. Come, let me give you a kiss. This is the first kiss of my most handsome youth in the entire universe."
Dou Tian suddenly closed his eyes, bringing his rosy lips in front of Zheng Liang, and giggled.