Almighty Life Winner

Lan Tian was speechless for a while. He had no choice but to clean up the poison in his grandmother's body as he said, "Grandma, I was married before, but I just divorced last month."    

    

Hearing Lan Tian's words, the seven grandmothers and eight grandpas who were watching the show immediately shouted excitedly, "Ze, the auntie's daughter is 25 years old and hasn't gotten married yet. She's really beautiful!"    

    

That person shouted, "Child, although my daughter is only 16 years old, she is as beautiful as a flower and jade. You can take her back and raise her for two years. She will be useful!"    

    

Another one was even more powerful. He stomped his feet and shouted, "Ze, although my family doesn't have a daughter, we have a son who is very good-looking. I heard that you rich people have a wide range of interests. Do you like men?"    

    

With a coaxing sound, everyone laughed out loud. At this moment, Lan Tian had already pulled out the silver needles from his grandmother's body. Grandma stood up energetically the moment the silver needle was pulled out.    

    

"Mom..." Wu Monong hugged her mother and cried bitterly.    

    

"Xiao Jun, good daughter, you finally don't go crazy. That's great!"    

    

"Ze, quickly come and greet your grandmother!" After Wu Monong and her mother cried bitterly, she ordered Lan Tian, who was beside her.    

    

Lan Tian immediately knelt down respectfully, "Grandson greets Grandmother. I wish Grandmother a long life!"    

    

"Hey, hey, hey. As long as you are here, it will be difficult for Grandmother not to live a long life!" The old lady nimbly stretched out her hand and helped Lan Tian up.    

    

"Mom, I found that you seem to be ten years younger than before." Lan Tian's aunt said in surprise.    

    

The old lady said happily, "Yes, I feel that my body is very good. Damn old man, why are you standing there in a daze? If you dare to argue with me in the future, I can slap you down!"    

    

Everyone laughed loudly. Grandpa had a bitter expression on his face. He said to Lan Tian, "Ze, after you eat, you have to give me a full meal. Make me younger so that when your grandma hits me, I'll be able to run."    

    

The crowd burst into laughter once again. Eldest Uncle instructed the crowd, "Since my mom is fine, let's all attack together and tear this depressing thing apart."    

    

Thus, everyone worked together, and in a short while, they tore off all the white paper and white cloth. Then his uncle said excitedly, "Alright, today because of Ze's amazing hands, my family's funeral became a happy occasion. Everyone must eat and drink well today!"    

    

The villagers had a saying that the funeral was like bean curd. The so-called tofu pudding was that there were no hard vegetables. Now that it had become a joyous occasion, there had to be good vegetables. Thus, Eldest Uncle immediately took the money to let his two son-in-law go out to the streets to buy vegetables.    

    

Second Aunt smiled and said, "His Eldest Uncle, there is no need. I have already told Zhengsen. Ask him to bring more groceries when he comes back. Today, Ze gave so much money to my family. This meal... There should be a treat from my house."    

    

Eldest Uncle did not refuse and nodded, "That's fine too. Then everyone, go to my second brother's house. Let's go eat the rich. " With a huff, everyone surrounded Lan Tian and his mother like stars surrounding the moon. They walked towards Second Uncle's house.    

    

Not long after arriving at his second uncle's house, his two sons came back to buy groceries, so the woman started cooking. The man surrounded Lan Tian and chatted, while Wu Monong chatted with her mother, father, and siblings.    

    

"Brother Ze, don't lower yourself to my mother's level. She's just like that. She has a sharp tongue and a soft heart, but her mouth is a little bad. She doesn't have a bad heart."    

    

"A few days ago, Second Uncle's family borrowed money. It was such a hot day. She ran to the street alone and took out 2,000 yuan to give to Second Mother. I heard from her that when she came back, she almost had a heatstroke! " While everyone was chatting outside, cousin walked over. She greeted Lan Tian.    

    

Before Lan Tian could say anything, his second cousin, Zheng Qing, said with a surprised expression. "It can't be, right? When my mom borrowed this money, it happened to be the time for big uncle to sell pigs. It was that pig seller who just gave the money to aunty, and then my mom just happened to arrive. When she saw that she was selling pigs, she borrowed the money. How could she bring money back from the bank on such a hot day? "    

    

" Ahem! "Lan Tian coughed for a while.    

    

Cousin was furious. "Zhengqing, you can't forget your roots. It is already a great favor that my mom lent you money. You can't be so heartless!"    

    

Second cousin looked wronged. "Why do I have no conscience? Ask aunty, have I done much in your house these few days? Your mother said that it costs money to use cattle to farm the two acres of land. I went to your house alone to dig it up! I just don't like it when you're blind and talk nonsense. "    

    

Cousin was not convinced and shouted," Who opened their eyes and lied? I thought my mom went to the bank to withdraw money! Go away, I won't talk to you. I will talk to Ze. "    

    

She pulled Lan Tian over," Ze, your cousin husband has a cousin. She's 26 years old and is very pretty. It's not an exaggeration to say she's a fairy. I'll introduce her to you when I get home. I guarantee that you'll be satisfied."    

    

Just as she finished speaking, her second cousin burst into laughter. It made cousin so angry that she said, "Zhengqing, are you crazy? What's so funny about being fine?"    

    

His second cousin sniggered and said, "Big Sister, you're too good at bragging. It's not like I haven't seen my brother-in-law's cousin before. She's bald in the middle and has an authentic Mediterranean Sea. Can my cousin take her?"    

    

Cousin was so angry that she shouted, "What's wrong with baldy? This meant that she was smart and bald. Hmph, you can't even be bald even if you want to! Furthermore, that girl was fat and big. One look and you could tell that she was born with a son. Ze's family was huge, so of course he had to give birth to a son to inherit the family's wealth. Ze, listen to Big Sister. Tomorrow, I will bring that girl over. "    

    

Lan Tian was so scared that he waved his hand." No, no, no. I already have a girlfriend. Don't bring her over. "    

    

Cousin rolled her eyes." Then Ze, can cousin borrow some money from you? "    

    

Lan Tian was stunned and asked, "Why do you want money?"    

    

Cousin looked bitter. "Many people are buying houses in the city now, so I want to buy a house while you are here."    

    

Lan Tian nodded, "How much money do you have? How much more money do you need?"    

    

Cousin immediately replied, "How can I have money? I have two sons, the eldest sixteen and the youngest thirteen. Not only do they want to eat, but they also want to go to school. The whole family relies on you, cousin, alone. How can we have any money left?"    

    

Lan Tian was speechless when he heard that. "And they want me to buy you a house?"    

    

Cousin looked as if it was a matter of course." That's for sure. Who asked you to be my cousin?! Besides, you have so much money. Isn't it a piece of cake to buy a house for me?"    

    

Lan Tian touched his nose. "Didn't you say you wanted to borrow it?"    

    

Cousin nodded seriously." Yes, we want to borrow it. It's not like we don't want to return it to you. When we have the money, we will definitely return it to you. "    

    

Lan Tian chuckled. "Then wait until you have the money to buy a house! Don't ask others to borrow it, right?"