Almighty Life Winner

Duan Haihong ran over to take a look and was stunned. "Oh my god, what did you do? Could it be that his immunity has decreased due to his age? "    

    

Just as he finished speaking, Hee Zhen pointed at his old face in extreme terror, "Old Duan, your, your face is the same as mine. You also have freckles!"    

    

" Huh? "Duan Haihong was shocked and looked into the mirror. As expected, there were a few freckles on his face.    

    

"What's going on? "Duan Haihong scratched his head in confusion.    

    

He did not expect to scratch so much hair. He was shocked. "Oh my god, did I see a ghost at home?"    

    

At this moment, Duan Yu, the pig, ate a banana and walked over excitedly." Dad, Mom, what's wrong? Why are you two making such a big fuss? "    

    

Hee Zhen said in a panic, "Xiao Yu, quickly take a look. Mom and Dad don't know what's going on. The two of them both have hair loss and freckles. Is there a ghost in this house?"    

    

"Ah? Oh, Mom, you don't have to say, it might really be a ghost! Think about it, how many people did Lan Tian kill along the way in order to get Little Snow back? Some of them were even half-immortals."    

    

" After these half-immortals die, it's very likely that the ghosts will come back with him. If they don't dare to cause trouble for a stupid donkey like Lan Tian, then it's very possible that they will cause trouble for us. "    

    

" And among our family, you two are the oldest, and your Yang energy is the weakest. Isn't it because you are haunted by evil ghosts? "    

    

Duan Yu said as she secretly laughed in her heart. Since there was a reaction on her parents' faces, then Snowy and Wu would have a reaction sooner or later.    

    

The reason why this pig had also schemed against Duan Wu was because it did not want Duan Wu to compete with him for Lan Tian. Especially after Duan Wu ate the ginseng fruit, she became even more beautiful and juicy than before. But Duan Yu was envious.    

    

When she asked what kind of cosmetics she used, Duan Wu refused to tell. Therefore, Duan Yu was very worried that Lan Tian would fall in love with Duan Wu because Duan Wu had become prettier.    

    

As for accidentally injuring her parents, that was something that could not be helped. She could not always remind the two of them not to eat those two dishes every time they ate! Wouldn't that mean that there were no silver taels in this place!?    

    

Besides, they were already old anyway, what was there to look at? So Duan Yu did not have any guilt in her heart at all. She even went along with her mother's wishes and started talking nonsense.    

    

When Hee Zhen heard Duan Yu say this, she nodded her head excitedly, "Yes, yes. It is very likely that it is an evil ghost that has pestered Lan Tian to come back."    

    

Speaking up to this point, she fiercely slammed the table, "Damn it, since this is caused by a useless person like Lan Tian, then we must let him treat us."    

    

"Not only do we need to treat our illness, but we also need to pay for our mental damage! Right, one box for each person. Oh, no. Three boxes of gold, silver, and treasures."    

    

Duan Yu's eyes lit up when she heard that. Oh my, if that's really the case, then why don't I eat together with him and let the blue donkey give me so much money as well?    

    

Thinking of this, the pig couldn't help but blurt out, "That's great. In the future, I will also eat these two dishes with you guys. Everyone shed their hair together, grew freckles together, and made a fortune together. Hahaha, it's really exciting to say."    

    

Duan Haihong was stunned," It's not Little Yu, what do you mean by that? What two dishes can cause freckles?"    

    

"Ah? Did, did I say that? Dad, you're old, and your ears aren't good anymore. No, no! " The pig shook its head in fear.    

    

Hee Zhen's face sank and her triangular eyes widened in shock. "Xiao Yu, don't laugh at your dad. I clearly heard you say two dishes just now. Tell me, what exactly is going on?"    

    

"I, I..." The pig's face turned red and white. Finally, it gritted its teeth and actually laughed.    

    

"Hehe, Mom, don't be angry. I didn't mean to harm you two. I'm mainly targeting Snowy."    

    

"It's like this. I was in a shaky voice. I saw someone say bananas and potatoes can't be eaten together. If they are eaten, they will cause freckles."    

    

"I also saw that if you eat Celery and rabbit meat together, it will make you lose your hair. I thought that if Snowy has freckles and is bald, then Lan Tian, that stupid donkey, will definitely not like her anymore. "    

    

"When the time comes, it is very likely that you will like me, so I cook these two dishes every day. Who knew Snowy would be fine, but you two fell for it. "    

    

" But, Mom and Dad, you should thank me. If I didn't do this, how could you two make the blue donkey pay? Right? So, Mom and Dad, when you get the money, you have to give me a little bit of it."    

    

"Bah!" Just as she finished speaking, Hee Zhen fiercely spat out a mouthful of old phlegm.    

    

"I was wondering why you were always fighting to cook during this period of time. It turns out that you were trying to stab me in the back."    

    

"I was wondering why you would enthusiastically give bananas to everyone after every meal. You said that after dinner, a banana would become more tender and delicate. So that's what happened!"    

    

" I still want to split the money with you? Give you a rebate? Dream on! "    

    

Duan Haihong shook his head." Xiao Yu, how could you do that? That's your biological sister. How could you do that? "    

    

Duan Yu said unhappily, "Dad, I have no other choice. Look at how angry Xiaoxue is. The blue donkey treats her so well, but she pretends to be Thirteen and refuses to be with him."    

    

"Look at the blue donkey. Zhang Meng pesters him from time to time. Now a little vixen named Tang Faang also pesters him all day."    

    

"It is said that men chase women across mountains and women chase men through layers of veil. These two women will catch up to the blue donkey sooner or later. When that time comes, it would be strange if she could pay attention to Snowy. "    

    

"It's also said that love comes from the house. If the blue donkey doesn't like Xiaoxue anymore, then how can he give our family money in the future?"    

    

"That's why I said that for the sake of the Duan family, I can only do this. I have no choice but to sacrifice myself for the happiness of all of you. Dad, Mom, do you think I'm great or not?"    

    

Duan Haihong was furious, "You're great my ass! Damn it, no matter how much you like Lan Tian, you can't use any means to deal with your sister. Besides, you've caused more than just her, you're a son of our family."    

    

" Oh right, there's Wu too! She hasn't even started dating yet, and you already made her like that. How is she going to find a boyfriend in the future? Huh? "    

    

Duan Yu had an indifferent expression," Che, you can't blame me for this. Who told Wu to also like stupid blue donkeys? Hmph, don't think I don't know. She always hides in her room and sends messages to blue donkeys. "    

    

Speaking up to this point, her face was filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred. Her eyes could even spit fire. She shouted with a sharp throat, "Oh my, the most infuriating thing is that every time she sends a message, the blue donkey will immediately reply to her."    

    

"As for me, no matter when I send a message to the blue donkey, he won't reply to me. Not to mention answering my call."    

    

" F * ck, there was a time when I couldn't hold it in anymore, so I used someone else's phone to call him. Who knew that after he picked up the phone, he would hear my voice. He actually refused to answer and immediately hung up. Tell me, if I don't do this, what else can I do? "