Almighty Life Winner

Lan Tian looked at the excited officials and smiled. He suddenly patted the back of his head and said, "Oh, I'm sorry. It's said that drinking makes things worse. Damn it. I forgot to chant a spell before pulling the divine bow."    

    

Hearing his words, the officials and generals cried out in shock, "Ah? You still want to chant an incantation?"    

    

Lan Tian nodded with a serious expression and said, "It's a duck! Otherwise, you wouldn't think that I used brute force to pull it away, right?"    

    

Speaking up to this point, he laughed at himself," If I really had that much strength, would I still be caught by the little devil? "    

    

Everyone nodded their heads when they heard this. Indeed, this was the truth. The long-faced Great General who had already broken through to the Immortal realm was called Xu Zhengyu. When he heard Lan Tian's words, his heart skipped a beat.    

    

Ai, so it turned out that he was going to chant an incantation. If he obtained the incantation, wouldn't he be able to pull the divine bow away?    

    

At that time, given his identity as a Martial Immortal, the Emperor would definitely distribute the divine bow to him for safekeeping.    

    

Hmph, Great General's martial arts is already very high. If I add this divine bow, then who would I be afraid of in this world?    

    

As he thought in his heart, he could not help but urge, " Aiya, I say, since that's the case, why are you still dawdling?"    

    

"Why aren't you chanting the incantation loudly so that we can see if you are lying or bragging this time!"    

    

As soon as he finished speaking, the other generals also began to shout, "Right, right! Speak loudly! Read it word by word! Damn it, we're not easy to fool. "    

    

Lan Tian looked at the eyes of these generals that were filled with greed and killing intent and chuckled in his heart.    

    

He placed the Dragontongue Bow in his hand onto the ground and started singing again with a serious face.    

    

"The sun winked at me and the birds sang for me. I am a hardworking fairy who doesn't stick to people!"    

    

After singing until here, he even turned around and shook his butt at the divine bow. Then, he turned around and picked up the Dragontongue Bow on the ground.    

    

Under everyone's bewildered gazes, she shouted loudly, "Open!"    

    

With a swoosh, he pulled the divine bow away. The body of the bow instantly erupted with ten thousand golden lights. Lan Tian, who was pulling the bow, also released a bright light.    

    

It shocked everyone present.    

    

For a moment, the room was completely silent. Only the sound of each other's heavy breathing could be heard.    

    

After a long while, everyone came back to their senses. old emperor excitedly asked everyone, "Do you all remember this incantation?"    

    

The long-faced Great General was the first to nod his head. "Yes, I remember. Your Majesty, why don't you let me try it first?"    

    

Old emperor excitedly nodded his head, "Alright, if you all want to try, line up and try one by one! This emperor hopes that every one of you will be able to pull open this bow."    

    

The long-faced Great General immediately walks in front of the divine bow. His mind first recalls the incantation that Lan Tian chanted before loudly chanting, "The sun winked at me..."    

    

After he finished chanting, he hurriedly picked up the divine bow and loudly shouted, "Open for me!"    

    

Open my ass!    

    

He was stunned. He hurriedly asked Lan Tian, who had already returned to his seat and was eating and drinking, "Lan Tian, why did it not work? I remember I did not remember wrongly!"    

    

Lan Tian chuckled. He picked up a piece of deer meat unhurriedly and chewed slowly. Then he said, "Great General, are you stupid, or are you stunned by practicing martial arts?"    

    

"Didn't you see that when I was chanting spells, I still needed to use body movements? And I sang it. I'm not like you, the donkey shouted and the horse shouted. If you can pull the divine bow open like this, then you can pull it open all over the world!"    

    

The long-faced fellow's face turned red from Lan Tian's words. He angrily said," Damn it, then why didn't you say so earlier? "    

    

Lan Tian shrugged his shoulders. With a squeak, he finished a glass of wine. He said innocently, "You didn't ask! If you are really smart, you should know that when I was chanting, why did I sing and dance again?"    

    

At this point, he shook his head and imitated the long-faced man's voice, "Oh my god, I thought you were a king, but it turns out you're just a pile of mud!"    

    

This sentence was what the long-faced general had said to him just now. Now, it could be considered that he had returned the original words, but it made the long-faced Great General angry.    

    

He thought in his heart, Damn it, you brat, just wait for me. After I pull open the divine bow, I'll kill you first.    

    

He was angry. How could he sing such a nice song? Besides, he had only noticed Lan Tian chanting the spell and did not notice Lan Tian's body movements at all.    

    

He had just shouted the first sentence when he forgot what the next movement was. After being stunned for a while, he did not care anymore. He just kept singing and jumping around.    

    

However, he still remembered the last action. That was, turning around and shaking his butt at the divine bow.    

    

Just as he turned around and shook his fat butt, the divine bow on the ground suddenly jumped up and hit his fat butt fiercely.    

    

Although Great General's martial arts was powerful, he never thought that the divine bow on the ground would jump up and hit his butt.    

    

He didn't pay attention and got hit right on the spot.    

    

With a slap, Great General screamed in pain. He covered his fat butt with both hands and turned around. He instinctively shouted, "Who, who stepped on the horse and hit me?"    

    

Everyone was stunned. They didn't expect that the divine bow would automatically jump up and hit someone. They were so scared that they took two steps back. They shook their heads, "No, no, General Xu. It wasn't us who hit you. It was the divine bow who jumped up and hit you."    

    

"What the heck? The divine bow jumped up and hit me?" Xu Zhengyu had a look of disbelief.    

    

He couldn't help but look at old emperor.    

    

Old emperor nodded his head in surprise, "That's right. This emperor saw it very clearly. It was the divine bow that bounced up and hit you. That's right Mr. Lan, why is that?"    

    

"Why?" Lan Tian chuckled, and said, "Of course it's because the divine bow doesn't like this Great General jumping around blindly."    

    

"You guys saw how I jumped just now. How could I jump around randomly like Great General? Is the divine bow that easy to fool?"    

    

When everyone heard this, they were amazed and started discussing amongst themselves.    

    

The long-faced Great General's face turned red and his face showed that he was not convinced. He shouted at the top of his lungs, "That kid, jump again for this general to see. Hmph, I don't believe that I can't learn it! "    

    

Lan Tian sneered, "What a joke. Why should I jump for you to see? Who do you think you are? Even the Emperor calls me sir but you actually dare to call me a brat. Since you are so rude, why should I teach you?"    

    

Xu Zheng Yu was angered and pointed at Lan Tian and said, "You, you, you are courting death!"    

    

Old emperor, who was sitting on the main seat, had his face darkened. "How dare you! General Xu, I realized that you have become more and more arrogant ever since you broke through the martial path and became an immortal! You actually dare to shout in front of this emperor?"    

    

"Hmph, don't you forget, the warriors of Tang Country who broke through to the Immortal realm. You aren't the only one, their martial arts are much higher than yours. But they are all polite in front of me. How can they be like you? How unreasonable!"    

    

"Furthermore, you should be humbly asking Mr. Lan for guidance now. In other words, Mr. Lan is half a teacher to you. Do you think it's appropriate for you to treat Mr. Lan like this? Huh? "