C675 Playing Monkey
C675 Playing Monkey
This monkey man was short and had a pointy mouth and monkey cheeks. He was so skinny that only his bones were left. He was less than 1. 5 meters tall, and his legs were especially short. He even had serious circular legs.
This fellow was wearing a large set of clothes. It was unknown where he had stolen the clothes. He held a little monkey in his hand and carried a large rusty iron stick on his shoulder. He walked and jumped like a big monkey.
This fellow also looked like a shifty-eyed rat. However, the monkey following behind him was not like that. Although it was only a foot long, its eyes were sparkling with divine light. When it looked around, there was actually a faint ridicule and disdain in its eyes.
A monkey, even if it was a spiritual monkey spirit, would definitely not have such an expression.
This monkey was not even a meter tall when it stood up, which was around a foot long. However, it was covered in golden fur all over its body. It looked like the golden fur was glossy and slippery, and it was very cute.
The monkey man impatiently held the little golden monkey's hand and yawned. As he walked slowly, he shook his head in disgust at the people around him.
There was a fellow who looked like a local ruffian. He must have taken a fancy to the beautiful monkey behind the monkey man. He walked up and teased the little golden monkey. The monkey man impatiently shouted:
"Kid, don't blame me for not warning you. Later, you'll be slapped in the face by grandpa and monkey grandson. Don't cry. "
The hooligan was originally someone who would make trouble even if there was nothing wrong. When he heard that this monkey-faced fellow actually dared to be his grandfather, he immediately found the reason. He stood up and kicked that monkey man. He never expected that this kick would be like kicking a rock, almost breaking one of his legs.
"Ah!!"
The hooligan screamed and fell to the ground. His face was covered in bruises. He stammered and screamed.
"Catch this old fool and kill him!"
The hooligan had three or five followers beside him. One of them immediately ran over to help him up. The other few people pounced on the monkey man.
The golden-haired little monkey squatted on the ground and grimaced in pain. He was still laughing, and he was so angry that he scolded the monkey.
"You monkey grandson, you actually dare to laugh at your ancestor? You really deserve a beating!"
The large iron rod on the monkey's shoulder suddenly swung out, and with a whoosh, it carried a circle of strong wind. This strong wind actually caused a few little hoodlums to stagger about. When they came to their senses, the monkey man and the little monkey in front of them had already run far away.
The ruffian man's head was full of bumps, and he almost roared as he chased after them with his little brother. Unfortunately, in the crowd, the monkey and the little monkey had long run to an unknown place.
The Diamond Bar was in the downtown area. At this time, Lee Shaojun, who had always been calm and collected, was sitting there with a bitter face. No one knew what he was mumbling about.
"What should we do now? This living ancestor is here. Wouldn't I be tortured to death by him? Old Ancestor, oh Old Ancestor, Who did you ask not to come? Yet, this living ancestor came! What should I do? "
Lee Shaojun was so anxious that he looked like a monkey. He scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time before he finally made up his mind.
"No, I can't let this one stay, Yang Qiu. You can't blame me, Old Ancestor. I found you a. . . Protective talisman!"
Lee Shaojun had just made up his mind when a commotion broke out at the door.
"Old man, go play on the side. We are not watching a monkey show!"
"Aiya, old man, how dare you hit someone? You. . . Can't go in. "
"Brothers. . . Aiyo!"
"Quickly inform the boss. Someone is causing trouble! Aiyo, old thing, your old bones are really hard!"
Lee Shaojun walked out with a face full of black lines. The six security guards at the entrance of the bar all fell to the ground. The short monkey who was playing with the monkey on his shoulder was laughing strangely.
When he saw Lee Shaojun, the monkey immediately shouted with a high-pitched voice.
"My good grandson, you finally came out. These lackeys of yours actually dare to hit your grandfather!"
Lee Shaojun was so angry that his face turned black. But in front of this person, he didn't even have the right to fart.
He could only shout at the group of security guards with a dark face.
"Alright, let's go. This is. . . The old man in my house. "
The security guards were scared out of their wits. When they looked at the monkey people again, their faces turned green.
Was this the old man in the boss's house?
Oh my god!
These security guards knew the boss's power all too well. If anyone in the entire Xi'an dared to say that, It was simply impossible for someone to come here and cause trouble just because of a diamond.
Even the most famous silkpants, the big brothers in the streets, and even those guys in the government, none of them dared to cause trouble.
The boss had always kept a low profile. He didn't expect his family to be even more low-key.
On the third floor of the bar, five gorgeously dressed girls were continuously sending wine to their rooms. They were also constantly moving empty bottles outside. After an hour, these five girls were so tired that they were sweating all over.
Lee Shaojun looked at the monkey man who was continuously drinking wine into his mouth and said lazily:
"Old ancestor. . . Why are you here?"
The monkey man groaned and finally threw away the bottle in his hand. He let out a long burp and his thin body disappeared from the sofa and appeared next to Lee Shaojun. He smiled and reached out his hand to rub Lee Shaojun's smooth head.
"Hehe, kid, what kind of attitude is this? Didn't I just drink a few bowls of your wine? You only have this liver that hurts. Have you forgotten that when you were young, laozi brought you, laozi's monkey grandson, and that old dog to peek at the immortal daughter bathing? "
Lee Shaojun was so angry that the corners of his eyes trembled. However, in front of this old ancestor, he really didn't even have the qualifications to throw a tantrum.
"Uh. . . Old ancestor, you. . . Stop. Let me tell you something fun!"
Once he heard about something fun, the monkey man immediately stopped what he was doing.
"You tell me, you tell me!"
Lee Shaojun suppressed the grievance in his heart and endured the sour smell on the monkey man's body. He leaned close to his ear and muttered to it for a long time. The monkey man's eyes suddenly lit up and he stood on the sofa, jumping and jumping.
"So fun! So fun! My good grandson, I'll go and find that kid right now!"
The monkey reached out his hand and grabbed the golden-furred monkey that was chewing on a big peach. He hastily turned into a ray of light and disappeared in front of Lee Shaojun. Lee Shaojun heaved a sigh of relief as if a heavy burden had been lifted off his shoulders. The ray of light suddenly turned back, scaring Lee Shaojun so much that he almost collapsed.
He grabbed the rusty iron stick with one hand and left after the monkey man left.
"This daddy is eating!"
After confirming that the monkey would never come back, Lee Shaojun finally heaved a sigh of relief.
He walked out of the room. The girls at the door looked at Lee Shaojun, whose hair was messy like a chicken's nest. Their mouths were wide open, and they couldn't close them.
Lee Shaojun's head was full of black lines.
"What are you looking at? Go and tidy up the room!"