Strongest Guard

Seeing the bookworm's behavior, Lee Nanfang thought he was learning literature.    

However, Wu Yujie shook her head. "No, college studies economics. Humanities was useless. In the second world war, when the pirates were defeated, all the scholars were pushed to the battlefield, leaving only the science students, who were expected to rebuild their homes. "    

"What's the use of studying? No matter how good I am at learning, it's still useless. Can I fly over thousands of mountains and rivers and let the culprits fall to the ground when the pirates provoke me? There is a saying that every person who slaughters dogs in the name of righteousness is a scholar that is completely useless. "    

After the bookworm said this, he suddenly realized Lee Nanfang was here. He quickly stood up and rubbed his hands together, not knowing what to say.    

"Sit down, brother. You're quite right about my temper."    

Lee Nanfang patted Wu Yujie's shoulder and asked her while sitting on the sofa, "Do you want to drink? I have it there. I'm sure you can drink half a bottle. You'll be able to fly to Hokkaido and get rid of that idiot Volcano tonight. "    

"I did, it's just a joke. Mr. Lee, I don't have that much skill."    

Wu Yujie knew her own limits, so she stood up with a sad look on her face, "If I had — Hehe, Mr. Lee, I'll be ridiculing you. We should leave and not disturb your rest. "    

Wu Yujie untied the black silk on her head and, ignoring Lee Nanfang's hospitality, pulled her suitcase and left with her girlfriend.    

The moment the door closed, his back was so thin --    

Alright, Lee Nanfang admitted that it was a bit of an act. Even if the bookworm got skinnier, he wouldn't be more than 10kg when he put on the Qiuyi pants. He really wanted to know if his girlfriend would be scared of him.    

From tomorrow on, be a happy man, feed horses, chop firewood, travel the world; from tomorrow on, care about food and vegetables; I have a house, facing the sea, blooming in the spring.    

For some reason, Lee Nanfang suddenly thought of these lines when he opened a bottle of Erguotou and drank some beef jerky.    

This is a passage in the poem of Haizi representative, quite famous, popular with the young people of literature and art.    

Lee Nanfang also liked it, but he didn't like actually going to the seaside to get a house and split firewood to feed the horses. He preferred to be surrounded by beauties and be intoxicated all day long.    

It was one thing to like the artistic conception of the transcendent in certain poems, but it was another matter how one enjoyed it in reality.    

Now, he didn't like these poems. Perhaps it was due to the influence of Wu Yujie, but he felt that it was a bit unreasonable facing the sea and all that.    

"From now on, be a butcher of dogs, drink in big gulps, and eat big chunks of meat. From now on, the time you care about the earliest flight to Japan is when and how long it will take to arrive. There is a tongue waiting for me to cut it, dip it in sauce, light a bonfire, face the sea, and blossom in the spring."    

Lee Nanfang, who drank a few mouthfuls of Erguotou, became excited. He shook his head and recited a few lines of poetry. He put the wine bottle on the table and took out his phone to book a ticket.    

"Hokkaido is the world's tourist attraction. People live their whole lives, so how could they not go there to have a look?"    

Dropping his phone, Lee Nanfang walked to the window, unbuttoned his shirt and looked outside. After a while, he closed his eyes, opened his arms and called in a deep voice, "Hokkaido, I'm coming." Liucun Tosio, are you ready? "    

If you are unlucky, drink cold water and put your teeth in.    

Similarly, if a person is lucky, a beauty will take the initiative to call you. At one in the morning, when Lee Nanfang walked into the departure lounge of Qingshan airport, he received a call from Yue Zitong.    

Aunt Yue, who had drunk an entire bottle of high spirits, woke up in the middle of the night again. She had been burnt by alcohol, the kind that turned rivers and seas upside down, rolling from the sofa to the floor and from the floor to the living room door.    

Sigh, there was no other way. She had been vomiting the entire time. She felt so uncomfortable that she was on the verge of death.    

Before drinking, she had hoped that Earth would explode and let all the good men and women play with each other, but now, she didn't want to die young like this.    

I am like a budding bud. Oh, no, I have already bloomed once.    

I was like a blooming flower. I was exceptionally beautiful. Everyone loved me. Why should I die?    

Didn't Fu Su already have a girlfriend?    

Isn't it just Loong Chengcheng wanting to suppress me?    

All these frustrations added up to nothing, what right did I have to be on the same level as my great youth, only a fool would want to be.    

I haven't lived long enough, so I can't die like this. After the alcoholics die, their faces will turn purple. If they grow old, it will affect my image as beautiful as a fairy.    

"Help! Lee Nanfang, come help me quickly! I'm going to die! Come quickly!"    

Yue Zitong cried out as she laid on the doorstep, tears streaming down her face.    

At this moment, other than calling him, Yue Zitong would not ask anyone else for help. Whether it was Helan Xiaoxin, Min Rou, or the proud Director Yue, they did not want to see her in such a sorry state.    

Lee Nanfang was different. In his eyes, she had long been a dirty, depraved bitch. It was normal for him to see her vomiting.    

However, that scumbag who deserved to die ten thousand times actually said, "You sound full of energy, it doesn't look like you're going to burp. Drink too much? "    

"Yes, yes! I drank an entire bottle of the 52nd Degree-- Ouch! I didn't expect the cheap wine would be so tormenting. "Lee Nanfang, come and save me, I feel terrible."    

"It's fine, Niu Fai Shan is the second-in-command. He is the best in the province, and the products can be trusted without inspection throughout the country. "I've only heard about those who died in a car accident while driving when they were drunk, but I've never heard of anyone who died from discomfort. Just bear with it for a bit, it'll be fine after you feel uncomfortable."    

"You, you're not coming!?"    

Yue Zitong was infuriated. She raised her head and shouted into her phone.    

"Not going."    

Lee Nanfang said straightforwardly: "I never serve drunkards, especially female drunkards."    

"You f * cker …"    

"Damn you!"    

Lee Nanfang interrupted her, "Yue Zitong, are you sick? Drinking so much horse urine."    

"I am sick, ha, hee, hee hee. I am sick. "    

Yue Zitong laughed strangely and suddenly let out a sorrowful cry, "Lee Nanfang, do you know why I want to drink? It was because Holan Fusu already had a new girlfriend! He, doesn't want me anymore! "    

"Congratulations."    

Lee Nanfang remained silent for a moment and said lightly.    

"Congratulations on what?"    

Yue Zitong sniffled and burst out laughing. "Congratulations to me for being completely dumped!"    

"I'm not congratulating you, I'm congratulating your Brother Fusu. I can finally see that you are an abnormal lunatic and have gotten rid of your pestering. "Alright, you can continue to lament over there. I still have things to do, I'll see you later."    

"Don't hang up the phone, otherwise I'll never finish with you!" F * ck, I already said that I won't let you button my phone, but why are you doing that? Bastard, bastard. There are so many people in the world, why isn't there anyone who really cares about me? "Why? Ugh …"    

Aunt Yue muttered curses and spat out a mouthful of yellow water before she lay down on the doorstep. She gasped heavily with her mouth wide open and slowly stopped moving.    

Those who drank too much could only sigh and laugh and cry. After that, they would feel extremely sleepy. Even if they were to lie in the fecal pit, they would still sleep comfortably until dawn.    

The sun shone brightly, the autumn wind blew gently, bringing with it the joy of harvesting.    

Of course, there was no shortage of mosquitoes in this season of autumn.    

Furthermore, the mosquitoes at this time of year had even more venomous mouths than the mosquitoes in the summer. As the saying goes, in the first half of July and in the second half of August, the mosquitoes were moving faster.    

When Director Yue crawled out of the living room drunk at night, he was only wearing a small robe, two white thighs, face, neck, and half of his shoulder was filled with mosquito bites. There were even a few dead mosquitoes on the floor.    

It was too heavy.    

Director Yue looked at her face in the mirror. He didn't know how long he was silent before he sighed and stepped into the bathtub. He picked up his phone and called Helan Xiaoxin, saying that she was not feeling well today and would be resting at home for the day.    

She had a good memory. When she woke up last night in the middle of the night, she remembered who she had called, what she had said, what people had said about her, even how many mosquitoes had eaten their fill on her.    

If it were any other girl, she would definitely feel embarrassed.    

Director Yue wouldn't. Even if he did it ten times more than this, she wouldn't feel embarrassed.    

The so-called disgrace was the patent of those who cared about face.    

Now, did Director Yue have a lot of face in front of Lee Nanfang?    

If someone came to ask her that question, she would definitely slap them on the face and say that they were blind.    

Wasn't he kicked by Holan Fusu? Wasn't it when he called Scumbag Lee to ask for comfort after falling out of love, only to be ridiculed by him?    

This was none of his business.    

As long as Director Yue could maintain her former dignity in front of everyone other than Scumbag Lee, she was still the snow lotus in the hearts of the employees and the great hero of the nation.    

Hero is lonely, like snow.    

Only a true hero would be able to withstand loneliness and be enlightened from the snow. It was as beautiful as a summer flower.    

"I am a wolf from the north, soaking in a warm bathtub, with clear water running through it, and I am -- oh, I am so lovely, who enjoys it? Hero, Lonely Snow. Hero, how can you not drink? "    

Hero Yue sang a few lines of 'Wolf from the North' before sending a few lines of sighs. He ran outside to bring a glass of red wine, resting his arm on the edge of the vat and gently shaking it. His right hand held a mobile phone as he browsed through the news on the internet.    

Such elegance suited her as a hero.    

The most eye-catching news on the Internet right now was none other than that video by Liucun and Tosio.    

Especially yesterday, when he stuck out his tongue and called out, the scene of how no one would dare to cut off such a good mouth had provoked all of the Chinese people. The internet was filled with curses.    

Some people suggested that China should send out the legendary Shadow Agent to Beihai Road immediately to cut off the words of the pirates. This suggestion was supported by millions of people, making it the noisiest of them all.    

However, Yue Zitong disapproved and laughed contemptuously, "Idiot, do you think you are the only one who can think of this? If you didn't say anything, Hua Xia might really do that. But that won't happen now. If that bullshit Tosio gets into trouble, it will be because of Hua Xia. Furthermore, the pirates will also send a large number of agents to protect the lovely men. "    

"Sigh. Unfortunately, right now, I am not in the mortal world. I cannot cross the ocean and kill that dog thief by myself. It is truly regrettable."    

Yue Zitong suddenly realized that narcissism was the best way to adjust one's state of mind. After speaking so many shameless words, her heart felt much more relaxed. She stopped drinking and instead moved her hands in unison to join the punitive expedition against the pirates.    

"There's a video now, it's a live broadcast!"    

A netizen on the forum shouted: "Damn it, look how arrogant that pirate Tosio is!"