Strongest Guard

Shen Qingwu was so happy that she sat next to Yang Xiao. Then, she heard someone ask where he was sitting.    

    

She turned around and saw that it was a fake cousin.    

    

Where are you sitting?    

    

Wo Ma, do you really think that I treated you as a cousin just because I knelt and offered you a cup of tea?    

    

What the f * ck are you sitting on? Hurry up and get lost!    

    

It turned out that Shen Qingwu was the kind of person who would destroy a bridge after crossing a river. She sneered silently and was just about to give Niu Huang a look to get him to take away the fake cousin uncle.    

    

Shen Qingwu understood immediately. She smiled sweetly, said something to Yang Xiao, then walked over with her wedding dress.    

    

Just as she reached the corner of the second floor, the smile disappeared from her face. She crossed her arms in front of her chest and looked at Ye Xiaodao: "What, Ye Xiaodao, your mouth is itchy again? If you can't fart, you have to come here. If you get misunderstood, you and I will have a falling out and ruin my reputation, will you still be able to live? "    

    

Ye Xiaodao immediately raised his hand and touched his cheek as he smiled coyly. "Hehe, Shen Qingwu —"    

    

"Is Shen Qingwu a name that you can call?"    

    

"Then it's Miss Shen."    

    

"Are you mocking me? Are you saying that you're the same kind of trash as those hypocrites from Shen Family?"    

    

"Sect Master Shen, you should be fine now, right?"    

    

"You're mocking me in my face, you're a beggar!"    

    

Shen Qingwu gnashed her teeth and started to do warm-up exercises with her wrist.    

    

Ye Xiaodao, who had always been able to win against women, whether it was arguing or doing whatever it was, was completely devastated. "Aunt Shen, are you satisfied now?"    

    

Only then did Shen Qingwu nod. "Good grandson, what fart is there? Hurry up and release it." "First of all, it's too smelly. I'll slap your mouth."    

    

Ye Xiaodao didn't care about being taken advantage of by the woman, he just quickly got down to business, "I saw that you wanted to kick out the fake mom just now, that won't do. Don't think about it. All those people present here have seen you and Yang Xiao kneeling and toasting him. Yet, you actually got someone to chase him away. What would they think of you? "    

    

"Tsk, I don't care what they think of me."    

    

Although Shen Qingwu was stubborn, she also felt that what Master Dao said made a lot of sense.    

    

"Alright. I've said what I have to say. That's all you have to say.    

    

After Ye Xiaodao finished speaking, he stuck to the wall and quickly went downstairs.    

    

"Oh? You even dare to throw your face at me?" I'm used to you--but this guy does have some point. "    

    

Shen Qingwu rubbed her chin and pondered for a moment. She felt that letting her fake cousin sit at the middle table was not a big deal, even if it was just a meal.    

    

However, when she returned to the hall, she found that something big had happened.    

    

Just when she was called by Ye Xiaodao to talk to her on the stairs, that damned fake uncle actually sat on her seat!    

    

Had he been blind enough not to see her sitting there?    

    

Or is it stupid? Can't you see that the bridegroom is on the left while the bridesmaid is on the right. Can only the bride take the seat?    

    

Shen Qingwu was immediately filled with rage. She quickly walked to the table and stretched out her hand to grab the neck of the fake Uncle. Just as she was about to throw him out, he cried out miserably.    

    

The screams were as high as the clouds --    

    

All of a sudden, it attracted the attention of everyone in the hall.    

    

Even the old lady who was forcing an old man to spit out her fake teeth was startled by this scream and hurriedly raised her head to look.    

    

Then, everyone heard the trembling voice of their bride's cousin ask, "My, my dear niece, do you not want your cousin to be seated on the main seat?"    

    

Not only do I not want you to sit in the main seat, I also want to kill you!    

    

Shen Qingwu secretly cursed, but under countless gazes, she immediately had a smile like a flower, and said softly: "Cousin uncle, what do you mean by that? Today, you are my only family. If you don't sit in the pew, where else can you sit? "    

    

Shen Qingwu, who especially cared about face, didn't want anyone to think that she was a disrespectful person.    

    

And even though she is, in fact, such a person --    

    

Her cousin was trembling all over. "Then, then why did you pinch my neck?"    

    

Shen Qingwu was stunned. It was really hard to explain why she would suddenly pinch her "Uncle's" neck.    

    

Luckily, Ye Xiaodao stood up in time to help her out. "Her cousin uncle, the bride is massaging you to show her sincere filial piety."    

    

Shen Qingwu hurriedly got down the slope and said, "Ah, yes, that's right. "Uncle, I'm giving you a massage."    

    

"Good child, good and filial child. Can you hold it down with both hands? "These few days, I've coincidentally fallen asleep."    

    

Her cousin was immediately moved. He raised his glass and said to the guests around him, "Today, as the bride's family, I suggest that everyone share a toast and wish her a happy marriage and a happy life."    

    

Those old men and women were all carrying red packets in their arms, and they were also eating ten thousand yuan worth of noodles. The new bride's cousin uncle invited everyone to congratulate the newlyweds. Of course they had to show their support.    

    

Drinking.    

    

Drink drinks that don't drink.    

    

Drinking drinks with diarrhea, then drink water.    

    

In short, all the guests present raised their cups and messily congratulated the pair of newbies on their happiness.    

    

The rage within Shen Qingwu's heart was greatly reduced.    

    

It was a good thing that he had received so many blessings when he was getting married to his lover.    

    

Goddamnit!    

    

How did the fake cousin come to be respected?    

    

For all sorts of reasons, he continuously invited everyone here, paying his respects a full twelve times.    

    

Furthermore, every reason was so sufficient that if one didn't drink a bit, it would be like 'I'm sorry' to the heavens and 'I'm sorry' to the earth …    

    

Even the brides who were hired by the rich were quickly drinking until their faces turned red.    

    

However, the bride, who should be drinking, could only smile like a filial son under the gaze of thousands of people. She stood behind the fake uncle and gently massaged his shoulders and back.    

    

When the fake uncle finally finished his invitation, Shen Qingwu was relieved and was about to quietly remind him to get lost, but then she saw this guy raise his glass and say to the groom, "Come, young man, let's have a drink." There's something I have to tell you. "    

    

He and the groom would drink as much as they wanted to. There were some things that needed to be said, so he should just say it. Why did he hug Yang Xiao's neck and stick his head together so affectionately?    

    

You are courting death!    

    

He dared to do this to Yang Xiao — — Shen Qingwu was shocked and immediately grabbed his fake cousin's neck. The second time, she wanted to throw him out, but she saw Yang Xiao secretly wave to indicate her not to be impulsive.    

    

Shen Qingwu's eyes were immediately filled with tears.    

    

Yang Xiao was definitely the most proud woman in the world.    

    

Except for that scumbag of hers and the children under seven, even a male fly — anyone who touched her would be dead.    

    

But now, she was worried about Shen Qingwu's face. She knew that her cousin was an imposter, so not only did she kneel down to offer him some tea, she even forgave him for such a "despicable" offense.    

    

"How can I repay you, my beloved?"    

    

When Sect Leader Shen's tears finally flowed down, he didn't know that Yang Xiao was trying his best to hold back his tears. His face was filled with an indifferent smile, as if he was drunk from listening to heavenly music. He was enjoying the hug that he hadn't received in a long time.    

    

"Wait for me in a room tonight. Let me check whether my wife, Guanguan, has lost weight or gained weight. "    

    

Although Yang Xiao had gotten used to Scumbag Lee's flowery speech after accompanying him in seclusion for more than two years, he was still a bit shy after hearing Scumbag Lee say this again after half a year. He quietly reached out his hand and pinched Scumbag Lee's ribs.    

    

As the host, Jinghong Ming, who was sitting on the left of Yang Xiao, sighed in his heart, "Alas, she's still a woman in front of Lee Nanfang." After hearing that, Jinghong Ming, who was sitting on the left of Yang Xiao, sighed in his heart, "Alas, she's still a woman in front of Lee Nanfang."    

    

Shen Qingwu, who was standing behind him, seized the opportunity to seize his chair.    

    

"Why do I feel that the current Shen Qingwu is extremely pitiful?"    

    

Jinghong Ming, who walked to the entrance of the hall, turned around and muttered.