Son-In-Law Is A Playboy

I instantly regretted banging my head against the wall. When would I be able to recover from my absent-mindedness?    

    

Earlier, I kept saying to myself, you definitely can't make Han Bing a little bit unhappy. What a pig's brain, how could I forget about it? Damn it.    

    

Fortunately, Big Brother was calm in the face of trouble.    

    

I rolled my eyes and immediately decided to pretend that I didn't hear Han Bing's words and started humming the song "Beautiful".    

    

"I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm drunk …"    

    

Then, as I sang in a low voice, I turned around, as if nothing had happened, and prepared to pull the door open.    

    

The next second.    

    

Just as I opened the car door, I saw a foot in front of me. In an instant, it kicked my chest.    

    

My body staggered and I squatted on the floor. Damn it, I've really made a fool of myself.    

    

"Wife, what are you doing?"    

    

I pretended to be confused and asked in a surprised tone.    

    

Afterwards, I subconsciously looked around and saw quite a few people looking towards me. Even though my face was quite thick, I still felt that my face was burning as I quickly stood up.    

    

"Despicable." I can't be nice to you, but if you have a smiley face, you'll be even more bold. If you dare to pick up a girl in front of me, you might as well crawl into her bed! " Han Bing roared.    

    

I hastily raised my hand to indicate for her to calm down before I said, feeling extremely wronged, "Ah, wronged. How could I have tried to seduce a girl?"    

    

"Oh, your act is pretty good. Those who don't know it do think that I have wronged you."    

    

Han Bing pointed at me angrily.    

    

Following that, she imitated my tone and said, "Miss Tang, it's best for you to stand up. I'm easily distracted by your current appearance."    

    

Cough cough, her imitation is pretty good. Even her words aren't bad at all. With such memory, big brother must be drunk.    

    

Han Bing beckoned to me with her hand. My heart trembled, but I still obediently walked over.    

    

She reached out and pinched my ear. "Come, come. Tell me, how did you get distracted? Where did your eyes go?"    

    

"Aooo …" "Pain, pain."    

    

I grinned from the pain and hurriedly got in the car, closing the door behind me.    

    

If anyone else saw this, they would have no face at all. His image as a male god in their hearts would be ruined in an instant.    

    

Just close the door and don't fight back when you get hit, heh heh.    

    

"About that … I just reminded her in good will. That just means that I am a man of honor, otherwise I would have continued to peek and definitely wouldn't have reminded her. Say, isn't that right?"    

    

After I finished speaking, I nodded to myself from the bottom of my heart. What I said was too good, Old Lin is the best.    

    

"Oh, so this is how a gentleman is like. This old lady has really gained experience. I will temporarily do a double take. Then I will leave you my phone number and have lunch. This is an offer." The cannon? "    

    

Han Bing's words almost made me burst out laughing.    

    

This exotic wife of his was truly too interesting. Even he had to agree with her. When the gun went up, I got drunk.    

    

However, Big Bro has really done this kind of thing in his heart.    

    

"Wife, you can really imagine. She just wanted a phone number and a meal, how could it involve that aspect. Don't forget, she's a journalist. She definitely wants to find out more news from me."    

    

I started to tell nonsense.    

    

When Han Bing heard this, he revealed an expression of disbelief, which made me laugh in my heart.    

    

After that, she released my ears and said in a strong tone, "Anyway, I feel that you have some intentions towards her."    

    

I gently rubbed my ears. My expression suddenly straightened as I said in a serious tone, "Wifey, practice tells me that we shouldn't have preconceived ideas. You can't be this tyrannical. Immediately after, you immediately put on a large hat that's mentally out of line for me."    

    

"Hmph, I'm warning you, keep a close eye on that thing in your pants. If I find out that it went to another woman, chop it off and feed it to the dogs."    

    

Han Bing's face was as cold as frost, and his tone was ice-cold.    

    

My heart couldn't help but shiver, and a cold feeling seemed to come from my crotch.    

    

After that, I looked at her with a dark expression and subconsciously wiped away the cold sweat on my forehead. This exotic wife is too violent, she would always have ideas about my brother.    

    

At the same time, Liu Cong began to cough rapidly, as if he was choking on water.    

    

I glared at him unhappily.    

    

This guy was definitely so shocked by Han Bing's "cut him down and feed him to the dogs".    

    

I quickly puffed out my chest and said confidently, "Lowly. If a person can have a wife like you in their lifetime and is satisfied, then they will definitely not take advantage of the situation outside and establish a new mountain. "    

    

Han Bing revealed a smile, reached out his hand and patted me on the shoulder. "En, I like hearing these words. As long as you behave, I will properly love you."    

    

At the end of her sentence, she lifted her hand to my chin, as if she were an old man.    

    

I laughed to myself.    

    

Little girl, Old Lin can make you feel free with just a few words, dealing with you is a piece of cake. If I didn't have these two skills, would I dare say that I could scatter Old Lin's seeds throughout the entire universe?    

    

Tsk tsk …    

    

In my heart, I was very pleased, but on the surface, I cooperated very well with her. I put my fists on the sides of my mouth and revealed a very obedient expression. "Mhmm, Lin Bao will be very obedient."    

    

Liu Cong immediately made a retching gesture.    

    

I was suddenly depressed.    

    

The couple is flirting and flattering each other. For a light bulb like him to not know how to go out for a stroll is really annoying.    

    

Han Bing burst out in laughter, stretched out his hand and tapped my forehead, "Despicable."    

    

However, I didn't laugh. My expression turned very serious. "In front of my wife, I must be cheap. In front of outsiders, I am the pillar that supports the heavens. No matter how crazy the storm gets, I won't even furrow my brows."    

    

When he said the latter half of the sentence, his tone was filled with a heroic spirit.    

    

Han Bing let Liu Cong drive, then she stopped smiling and looked at me very seriously.    

    

She rarely looks at me with this kind of expression. My skin is so thick, so I'm embarrassed from being stared at by her. I raised my hand to rub my head out of habit. "Wife, don't look at me like that. I'm a bit disappointed."    

    

Han Bing smiled and said softly, "Hubby, you've changed."    

    

"Has she become more charming?"    

    

I blinked at her.    

    

Surprisingly, Han Bing didn't strike me, but instead nodded, "Yes, it's even more charming now. Before, you were timid and reckless, but now you are calm in the face of trouble, daring to stand out and uphold justice. Your work is more mature and steady than before, and your eyes still have a glimmer of wisdom."    

    

Uh.    

    

Today was really the day that the sun had risen in the west. She rarely praised me so seriously, and my intuition told me that these words came from her heart.    

    

However, to put it in a very humble way, I still prefer her overbearing appearance. That's the real her.    

    

If she turns into a gentle woman like Tian Yihe, I won't get used to it.    

    

I was not used to her serious manner, so I wanted to tease her: "Actually, it's cheap. "The human race has always been very righteous, but they have never shown it. Before, they weren't cowardly, it was called being cautious, the light of wisdom had always been hidden by me. In this regard, I am one of those people."    

    

Han Bing rolled his eyes at me and immediately asked curiously, "What is the type of stuffy essence?"    

    

"Oh, there are people with a sultry style, like Liu Cong. Same goes for smart people. There are also those who don't show it, so naturally they should be the type with a stuffy mind."    

    

I chuckled, feeling a little proud of myself. As a person, one should always think about innovation.    

    

"If you guys want to chat, then let's talk. What are you pulling on me for?" Liu Cong said in an annoyed tone.    

    

"On temporary loan, drive your car well."    

    

I snapped back at him.    

    

Seriously, we were having an affair, and he was always blindly involved, asking for a beating.    

    

After Han Bing heard what I said, he revealed a look of understanding, and then burst out laughing. He raised his hand to knock on my head, "That's called great wisdom and foolishness."    

    

"Right, if you're stupid, if you're stupid, if you're stupid, your wife is cultured. I'm just a technical secondary school student, and I often fail my subjects, but I didn't know there was such a fish. Is this a fish from a weak river?" You probably haven't eaten either. After all, the river is second senior brother's territory and no one dares to go there to catch fish. "    

    

My tone was matter-of-fact, without the slightest hint of a joke.    

    

When he said the first half, he clapped his hands and gave Han Bing a thumbs up. When he finished, he couldn't help smacking his lips. The Weak River was a forbidden area of the Three Realms.    

    

Han Bing immediately opened her eyes wide, the smile on her lips became bigger and bigger, and finally she started to laugh out loud.    

    

Laughing, she patted me on the shoulder and imitated my native language. "How can you interrupt?"    

    

Awesome, my sister!    

    

Her brother's native language, even she knew how to use it flexibly. She couldn't accept it at all, she could only submit to Han Bing.    

    

Then I laughed.    

    

After a while, Han Bing stopped and turned her face away from me.    

    

"My wife, turn your head. No matter how much I look at your beautiful face, I can't get enough of it."    

    

"No, I just want to laugh when I see you. If I continue to laugh like this, the other party's fish tail marks will definitely appear very soon."    

    

I smiled naughtily as I lay down next to her ear and whispered, "That won't happen. Only those who like to eat fish will have fish tails. You should love chickens, right?"    

    

Han Bing suddenly turned around, pushed me away with a smile, and said with a tone of rebuke, "You like eating that stuff."    

    

"Tsk tsk, my wife, your thoughts aren't very healthy. Why do you keep thinking that way? I'm talking about chickens, not that thing."    

    

Han Bing and Unrivaled Super Hottie made their moves again, causing me to scream in pain.    

    

"Did you say that on purpose?"    

    

"That's right, I just did what I wanted."    

    

Seeing me admit it, Han Bing let go of me with an angry look. She reached out her hand to pat my chest. "Pant for a bit and you'll be fine. Just that your heart is getting more and more dishonest."    

    

I leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Our second brother is even more dishonest."    

    

"That's easy to do. I'll immediately clean you up so that I won't have to worry about you running off to someone else's house."    

    

I shivered.    

    

Really, he was too vicious. He was always thinking about his brother's little life.    

    

I patted my chest and solemnly swore, "Wifey, just put your heart in your stomach. I'm the one watching, no matter how dishonest it is, it'll still shrink back. We'll just enter through the Han family's gate."    

    

Han Bing's face revealed a satisfied expression.    

    

I rolled my eyes and used a fawning tone as I whispered, "We brothers are so sincere towards you. Your door can't be shut tight, can it? We'll finish tonight."