Son-In-Law Is A Playboy

The next moment.    

As she withdrew her aura, a complacent smile appeared on her charming face. "I'll pretend Master Feng didn't hear what you just said."    

"Yao Yao, you always like to scare people like that." If you suddenly show up like that while we're in bed, I'm sure I'll get the upper hand. " I said unhappily.    

"What is winning?" Feng Yao curiously asked.    

It was easy to get the wind up when the couple were extremely excited and frightened, or when they were busy with women's affairs, or when they were doing things like bathing in cold water or blowing cold winds. "The horse has an incredible upper hand. If it appears, if it is not treated in time, it will be put out of business."    

I talked to her patiently, so that she would notice when I tried to get into trouble with her later on.    

"Wow." "So scary."    

Feng Yao patted her chest in fear.    

Uh...    

Could it be that he had gone overboard?    

Don't scare her out of her shadow, otherwise, if I want to "hit on" her ideal of sex, it will all be for naught.    

"Yao Yao, it was only after reading a very good novel that I realized there was a risk in doing things."    

At the time, I saw Ma's sudden illness.    

He immediately asked for her name. After asking her about it, he found out.    

It turned out that the author of the novel had not made up any nonsense. He really did have the upper hand.    

Feng Yao looked at me curiously. "What novel?"    

"I don't remember the name, but the author seems to be the first character, K." The novel is very interesting. The male lead is very funny and very manly. His style of doing things is exactly the same as mine. Even his shamelessness of flirting is on par with my older brother's. "    

In fact, there was one thing I hadn't said yet.    

Bro, I wonder if the character "K" knows me.    

Ga Ga...    

As I spoke, I couldn't help but laugh. When Feng Yao heard this, she revealed an expression of sudden enlightenment.    

"I know why you want to read that novel." Feng Yao said with a smile.    

"Why?" I asked curiously.    

"You must want to learn something from that novel. Although I have never read that novel, I have already guessed that it is not a novel without a history of struggle, am I right?"    

"It's called a history of transmutation, to say that it was too tiring."    

"Is the man often called a scoundrel, a rascal, a pervert, or something of the sort?" Feng Yao asked.    

I nodded.    

"Does that man have a lot of women?"    

"Yao Yao, you're too smart. How do you know everything?" I nodded and patted my horse.    

"Nonsense, if you say that the male lead is very similar to you, then you will definitely be scolded for being so rude." Feng Yao laughed happily.    

"Yao Yao, you're awesome. You even know how to reason." However, I've always had a question. Can you answer it for me? "    

"What problem?"    

"There's a saying, 'Big chest without brains'. Why do you have such a big chest when you're so smart?" I asked curiously.    

Hearing my words, Feng Yao's pretty face instantly went pale from anger, then from white to red, before finally laughing out of anger.    

"Men touch women's breasts, some women call you that." "How dare they eat my tofu!" "Do you know why they scold me like that?"    

"Why?" I asked curiously.    

"Because they are too clever."    

"What do you mean?"    

This bro was completely stupefied after hearing Feng Yao's logic.    

Feng Yao rolled her eyes at me. "Don't you love drinking bean curd?"    

"Yes, what is it?"    

Big Bro was still in a stupefied state.    

"The bean curd, bean curd and tofu are full of brains, I have explained enough to you." Feng Yao giggled.    

When I heard Feng Yao's words, I completely understood.    

This bro, in addition to being amazed, was also amazed. Master Feng's insight was different from the masses. This daddy has lived for so many years, but this is the first time I've heard such an insight.    

However, what she said was very reasonable.    

Feng Yao, Han Bing, and Xia Tongtong were all smart enough to smoke. They were the best proof of this.    

This bro's memories automatically deleted the words' big chest and no brain '.    

Who invented these four words? It was really a mistake on the part of the younger generation. This mistake had caused me to miss out for more than twenty years.    

F * ck!    

Brothers, when you meet a woman in the future, you must be extra careful, especially a woman with big breasts. The two lumps on their chest look soft and heavy, looking very stupid.    

Don't be blinded by this illusion. Those two balls are all brain matter.    

"Yao Yao, after hearing your words, this bro finally understands the true meaning of your words."    

"What do you mean?" Feng Yao curiously asked.    

"Do not provoke a woman. A woman is more frightening than a man when she goes on a rampage."    

"This sentence is easy to understand, but what does it mean?" Feng Yao curiously asked.    

"I used to think so, too." "Now, this bro finally understood the deeper meaning behind his words. We men all have one brain, you women all have three. How can we fight you?"    

After Feng Yao heard my words, she couldn't stop giggling. She reached out her hand and hit me on the shoulder a few times. After talking about it for a while, my lecherous heart started beating again.    

I couldn't help it. I glanced at her, swallowed, and reached for her small hand.    

"Yao Yao, you know I love to drink bean curd the most. Since you have something ready, can I have a sip?"    

As I spoke, I extended my hand to touch it.    

Feng Yao slapped my hand away, took a step back, and said with a laugh, "Since I heard about your 'horse winning', I've decided that whenever you get divorced, I'll let you drink my bean curd. "If you don't divorce me, don't even think of touching me, hmph."    

When I heard her words, I immediately felt so regretful that I wanted to smash my head against the wall.    

Last time at the hotel, if it wasn't for Han Bing's phone call, I would have gotten Feng Yao. In my impression, even if I couldn't get Han Bing, taking down Feng Yao should have been very easy.    

This time, Feng Yao's few words directly made this big bro's dream come to naught.    

Because, no matter what, I won't divorce Han Bing.    

Alas, it was also fate.    

I'm afraid that I won't have the chance to mess with her in this life. I might as well cut off all ties with her, lest I see any greed in my eyes, then I won't be able to do it.    

"I took a deep breath and said to Feng Yao," "I've decided to swing my sword and sever my love for you. I'm going to bow to you, no, I'd better not see you again." "    

Feng Yao was startled by my words, and then asked with a gloomy face, "Why?"    

"Sorry, I will never divorce Han Bing."    

"Well, it's not up to you. What if she has to divorce you?"    

"Then I won't get a divorce."    

"You." How base! "Since they don't want you anymore, why aren't you letting go?" Feng Yao said angrily.    

"This bro has always been a lowly person. I've always been a lowly person. I've always given you the nickname 'lowly man'. Heh heh heh …" I laughed shamelessly.    

Feng Yao was so angry that she raised her foot to kick me. Just as I was about to dodge, I saw a hand pat her calf.    

When I looked up, it was Liu Cong.    

Motherf * cker!    

Feng Yao and I chatted too much that we didn't even notice Liu Cong coming over.    

Feng Yao, who was wearing high heels, staggered after being hit by Liu Cong and almost squatted on the ground.    

I tried not to laugh, and pretended to be concerned. "Are you all right?"    

"You're going to break off all ties with your aunt, and you still want to know if I'm okay?" Feng Yao retorted snappily.    

"Heh heh, after all, husband and wife …" "A friend."    

"Who's your friend? I'm telling you, Lin Yang, you've taken advantage of my great-aunt. If you dare to break off all ties with me, you're my enemy. Hmph!" Feng Yao's threat caused this bro to tremble inwardly.    

She was too mysterious.    

At her place, it was as if I was stripped naked. She could see through me, and even the few strands of hair in my crotch, she might know a bit.    

Cough cough, I overestimated her a bit. Even if she could die, she wouldn't know how many.    

At this moment, Feng Yao's assistant, Chen Xin, and the driver ran over. Chen Xin seemed to have seen the scene just now and looked at me furiously.    

"Little girl, don't look at me like that. I will be shy." I joked.    

Chen Xin snorted at me.    

Then, she looked at Liu Cong with a cold glint in her eyes. "Not bad, kid."    

Damn, could it be that Chen Xin is also a practitioner?    

"Little girl, you're still young, but your tone of voice is not small."    

Liu Cong's face was cold as he glanced at Chen Xin, his expression didn't change at all.    

"Show me?" Chen Xin said with disdain.    

"You?" "Forget it, I never hit a woman." Liu Cong sneered.    

I shot a look at Feng Yao, signalling for her to stop him.    

Feng Yaoli ignored me, her eyes staring fixedly at Liu Cong. Looking at her eyes, it seemed as though she was thinking about something.    

F * ck you!    

Think of laozi's kindness as that of a donkey's liver.    

He was well aware of Liu Cong's skill. The only person who could defeat him was probably his big brother, Gao Jin.    

This little girl didn't know how high the sky was and how high the earth was. She actually dared to find fault with Liu Cong. Wouldn't that mean she had nothing better to do?    

Well, since the Taoist was determined to die, I won't stop him.    

But then again, Liu Cong's words were a bit crazy. Anyone who was looked down upon by him would explode with anger.    

This girl, Chen Xin, was just like the Little Green in "Legend of the White Snake", easily angered.    

As soon as Liu Cong finished speaking, Chen Xin threw a kick at him.    

Good heavens, if this kick were to land on this daddy here, then I would definitely be knocked down. This brother's reaction was fast, so he immediately retreated to Feng Yao's side.    

"Yaoyao, they're all practitioners. Let's just watch the show." "Don't worry, this bodyguard of mine has a strange temper and a kind heart. He won't hurt the little girl." I laughed.    

"Aren't you going to cut me off?" "Why are you still talking to me?" Feng Yao pouted.    

Motherf * cker!    

You are so f * cking awesome, who dares to break off all ties with you, unless your father wants to live a long time.    

"Which bastard said that!" "How come I don't remember?"    

"It's you. Hm? "How dare you scold me?"    

Halfway through Feng Yao's words, she came to a realization. Her eyes turned cold and she was about to go berserk.    

I quickly put my arm around her shoulders and smiled. "Look at what you're saying, unless I'm tired of living, who dares to scold Master Feng?" "I've called myself a bastard. Such a good soulmate was about to be cut off from her friend, and now her head has been crushed by my door."    

"Hmph, at least you're sensible."    

While Feng Yao was speaking, she had been paying attention to the fight between Liu Cong and Chen Xin.    

"You are a pretty good bodyguard." Feng Yao thoughtfully said.    

"Of course."    

Hearing Feng Yao's praise, this bro immediately felt very proud of himself.    

"Where did you find it?" Feng Yao curiously asked.    

"The old man found it for me."    

I told her without thinking.    

"The old man who gave you the medicine?" Feng Yao asked again.    

"You still remember it after all this time?"    

I nodded and asked in astonishment.    

"I remember you very well, my aunt."    

Feng Yao glared at me, turned her head and asked the driver, "Is there any movement?"    

When I heard Feng Yao's question, I immediately looked curiously at the driver. She didn't say everything, she had suffocated a person, so what exactly was going on?