Son-In-Law Is A Playboy

This little girl is going too far, I'm going all out.    

As if she had sensed something, she suddenly turned her head towards me, her eyes filled with anger.    

Creak.    

My actions came to a sudden halt.    

At that moment, my hand was about ten centimeters away from her face. Time seemed to have stopped, and neither of us spoke, just looked at each other.    

I looked at her eyes, which were full of color, and felt guilty.    

The aura that he had accumulated with great difficulty dissipated in an instant.    

Thump, thump …    

At this moment, the sound of running could be heard from the staircase. It could be the police.    

I sighed in my heart. Looks like I'll have to make a concession again this time. I'll just lose my spot. Then, what should I do? Looking at that beautiful face of mine, I really can't make a move.    

The next second.    

I was about to put my hand down when I was hit in the back.    

Actually, this wasn't a big deal. The people behind him definitely didn't do it on purpose.    

However, the problem was that the impact was very strong. Caught off guard, I involuntarily staggered forward. Pah! Was it unintentional, or was it due to my subconscious?    

No matter what, he still felt a wave of numbness when he slapped her face.    

"Ah!    

Han Bing cried out in pain.    

At the same time, I instinctively grabbed onto her body to stabilize my body.    

Gu dong.    

I swallowed my saliva with difficulty and looked towards Xu Wanqing, who was behind her, asking for help.    

Venerable Xu opened his eyes wide and a look of amusement appeared on his face before he shot me a helpless look.    

I could clearly feel Han Bing's face turn cold, and immediately groaned on the inside. Her brain worked quickly, and at this moment, she had to shift the focus of her thoughts.    

Thus, I abruptly turned around and shouted at the person behind me, "He doesn't have eyes!"    

"Sorry, sorry."    

A uniformed policeman hurried to apologize.    

"I originally wanted to joke around with my wife. Because you bumped into me, I accidentally slapped my wife. What if she misunderstood me!?"    

I shouted at the top of my lungs.    

Ahem, this sentence was actually purposely said for Han Bing to hear.    

My brother is explaining to her in this way that I didn't mean to, and I hope she doesn't get mad.    

The policeman was surprised for a moment and then apologized again.    

I secretly laughed in my heart, but my tone was extremely serious as I said, "Apologize to my wife."    

He looked behind me and said a few words of apology.    

I gave myself a thumbs-up. It's so clever.    

Actually, to put it bluntly, that slap felt really good. It was as if he had repressed half a year of discontent, venting it all out in one go. Feel really good, haha.    

It was still the same line. People were doing it, but the heavens were watching.    

Unknowingly, the heavens are helping me, so I'm sure he doesn't like it much, which is why he arranged this incident. Whether it was intentional or not, it was a solid slap to the face and it was fun.    

When I heard Han Bing say "I'm fine", I immediately let out a breath of relief. Then, I prepared to turn around and say a few good words to her.    

The next moment.    

When I turned around, I was about to laugh coyly out of habit. Just as I opened my mouth, I saw a palm rapidly expanding in front of my eyes.    

Bad food!    

Subconsciously, I wanted to dodge, but I was still a step too late.    

With a crisp smack, he felt a burning pain on his face, followed by Han Bing's voice, "Did you slap pretty well just now?"    

"Wifey, you really aren't afraid of losing. I didn't mean to do that just now."    

I raised my hands to cover my face and purposely revealed a pitiful expression as I weakly said those words.    

She said angrily, "I'll deal with you when we get home."    

"Bing Bing, don't worry. When we get home, you don't need to say a word. I'll immediately take out the washboard and kneel down. I won't even bat an eye."    

I stuck my chest out and immediately apologized.    

Afterwards, I looked at the people around me, and finally stopped on Liu Cong, and said loudly, "I like to be bullied by her. To be bullied by the Hong Kong's prettiest woman, that is an honor, aiii … You all want to be bullied, yet don't have the qualifications. Even if you do, my wife will still disdain it. "    

Han Bing burst out in laughter, raised her leg and kicked me.    

"Despicable son, don't talk so much. Go home."    

"Alright, slow down."    

I smirked and bent a little, holding her hand.    

"Turn around, carry me down."    

Han Bing slapped the back of my hand, smiled, and said those words with happiness in her eyes.    

I quickly turned around and squatted down. I directly used my actions to reply to her.    

Soon after, he felt the two lumps of soft and tender flesh on his back. That feeling was simply too refreshing.    

She put her arms around my neck and rested her head on my shoulder. A very fragrant smell wafted into my nose. She inhaled deeply in a very intoxicated manner, feeling very comfortable all over.    

For a moment, I felt strong.    

I grabbed her legs with both hands and started walking down the stairs. Her body trembled with every step, and the two lumps of pink rubbed against my back made me feel comfortable.    

In order to feel better, I pushed harder as I walked down the stairs, and the tremor in her body increased.    

She whispered in my ear, "You did it on purpose, didn't you, Lin?"    

"Ah?" "What?"    

I pretended to be confused.    

She snorted, and I felt a surge of joy.    

Then she bit my earlobe, and two words popped out between her teeth: "Bite you to death."    

Although her words were fierce, they were actually quite useless. Rather than saying that it was a bite, it was more appropriate to say that it was a bite.    

I smiled mischievously and said, "Wife, when we go home, I'll strip naked and let you bite me enough. No matter where you bite, I won't object. However, I do have a suggestion. Amongst my entire body, only my little brother who is sitting between my legs is the most delicious. I suggest that you properly savor it and guarantee that it will be enough for you. "    

Her small mouth immediately released my ear, and then she switched hands.    

"Hiss, hahaha …" "Pain, pain, wife, I was wrong.    

I grimaced in pain and immediately begged for mercy.    

"Humph!" "If you continue to be dishonest, I'll do the same thing to you as I did to that guy."    

Her words were very fierce, but her tone wasn't cold. Even so, my heart couldn't help but shiver. I also didn't know what was going on with this strange wife of hers. She always liked to take her life.    

"Why aren't you speaking? Are you afraid? "    

Seeing that I didn't say anything, she chuckled, then wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me on the cheek. "I'm just teasing you," she said softly.    

When I heard this, I fell into a daze.    

Then, in addition to excitement, there was ecstasy. She wanted to be a mother, and she actually wanted to have children. Does this mean that she was willing to give her body to me!    

If he hadn't heard it himself, it would have been unbelievable.    

I said with great excitement, "Wife, when we got home, we immediately started making babies and wanted them. Why didn't you say so earlier? Why did you waste so much of your precious time?"    

"Who said I want to make a little girl with you?"    

She raised her hand and smacked me on the head, her tone full of pout.    

"You said you wanted to be a mother."    

I mumbled in confusion.    

"Is that the kind of thing you have to do to be a mother?"    

"You don't have to do that to be a mother?"    

At this moment, I felt as though my head was going blank. I was completely confused by her actions and didn't know what she meant.    

"You, you're usually so smart that you can't even bounce right now. There's a way to conceive that's called artificial insemination." "You look pretty good, your height is not short, and your brain works well. After spending half a year with you, although your character is a bit cheap, your nature is not bad. Overall, your genes are still considered good."    

She chattered on.    

I finally understood what she meant. After talking so much, she still wouldn't let me do it. She only wanted to take my essence.    

Very dejectedly, I put her down and turned around to look at her. I said in a bad mood, "You have to extract the essence to find Tang Xuanzang. His genes are even better and he can make us immortal with a mouthful of meat. Why are you looking for me? My meat is terrible."    

Han Bing intimately took my arm and walked to a quiet place.    

Following that, she said coquettishly, "Hubby, who asked us to be husband and wife? Believe me, when our genes are combined together, the children we give birth to will definitely be dragons and phoenixes among men. They are definitely outstanding."    

"Honestly, since when did you have that thought?"    

I frowned, feeling like I was being schemed against.    

By the light of the lamp, I saw a sly smile on her face, and then I heard her say, "Frankly, I had this thought when I was not married to you. As we got along, I felt that you were not bad, and this thought became even more firm."    

"You mean you're not going to give me your body in this lifetime?"    

This is still what big brother cares about the most.    

In this regard, my brother is still a very traditional person, only accept the way of doing things to get pregnant.    

Instead, she always wanted to take a shortcut and leave the original stock for the waiter to use. She had to do some artificial insemination around the corner, so I didn't want to hang around and give her a three word gift. Scram.    

To create life, such a sacred thing, how could it be so child's play!    

If I agree to her request, others will definitely think that I have infertility, so even if she were to reveal it to the world, she definitely wouldn't agree to it, hmph hmph.    

"Hubby, you are so stubborn, killing three birds with one stone, killing three birds with one stone, we can be husband and wife, and we can have our own children, so we don't need to do that kind of thing. In any case, it's your child, so why do you care about the method of pregnancy?"    

She waved her arms at me.    

I violently flung my arm. "Nonsense! Men and women don't do anything, but directly bear fruit. What's the point of that? Is your father a machine for you to reproduce?" "You actually killed three birds with one stone. I think you three have it, but I don't even have a single hair. Stop trying to scam me, hurry up and give up on this idea."    

"Bitch Lin, are you trying your best? It's your fortune that I've taken a liking to your genes. Don't get me cheapened and you're behaving well, believe that if I take someone else's essence, I can still have a child. No matter who the father is, the mother will definitely be me."    

Her tone suddenly turned cold, as if she had returned to her domineering demeanor as a queen.    

When I heard that, I was immediately enraged. "How dare you."    

"I dare."    

"If you are born, I will strangle him."    

"You!"    

"You what you, I'll tell you Han Bing, I love and doted on you, but I definitely won't let you off like this. I want to give birth to someone and send you a child, that's all. Dream on."    

At this moment, the aura of my boss suddenly burst forth and he shouted at her with an ice-cold tone.    

I would never let her do something as big as having a baby. I am a man of principle.