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"Sofia, can you be a little more reserved? Also, can you not imitate Minako? It's always Lord Yang Fann and Lord Yang Fann shouting. They're making my hair stand on end!"
Yang Fann felt that Sofia was a bad learner. In the past, she was a French woman who was very ladylike. Why did she become so carefree after getting to know her?
At least, Yang Fann felt that Sofia was not like a housewife in the kitchen, because he had tasted Sofia's culinary skills before. Although it wasn't a tragic sight, it wasn't exquisite, and to Yang Fann, a glutton, Sofia's cooking skills could only be barely eaten. If he lived with her, Yang Fann would feel that he wouldn't have to worry about losing weight for the rest of his life.
As for Minako, the Oriental woman's culinary skills were still better than the Western girl's, especially Minako who had received a traditional education since childhood. Her cooking skills at Japan were much better than the so-called French cuisine that Sofia had cooked, so she should be qualified to be a housewife.
The three of them chatted and laughed for a while, and soon, they arrived at the place where a large group of people were gathered. Yang Fann had a lot of strength, so he just swayed left and right a few times before bringing Minako and Sofia into the inner circle of the crowd.
At the same time, there was also a kid who saw Sofia's hot body and was about to quietly extend her pig's hand. However, Yang Fann placed his knee between her legs and squatted down with a howl, unable to move for a long time.
As for whether he would be stepped on if he squatted down in the crowd, that wasn't Yang Fann's concern. To have the courage to touch someone else's butt, he had to have the courage to face a bleak life.
Speaking of vulgar hands, Yang Fann had never seen such things in the process of admiring lanterns. These people squeezed into the crowd and attacked those young and pretty girls.
This phenomenon was quite common, even if Yang Fann was nosy, he wouldn't interfere. Perhaps he had grabbed hold of that wretched hand, but that girl might not be willing to stand up and testify, and even if she did, there was no evidence, so the matter was unclear.
As for the other girls, they could only rely on themselves to stay on high alert. Yang Fann still had to rely on himself for self-respect, and if he didn't know to protect himself, then it would be impossible to rely on others.
After squeezed into the crowd, Yang Fann was immediately amused. So it turned out that the Jade Spring Mountain Villa Staff was organizing a guessing game. No wonder there were so many people surrounding them, there were actually prizes for guessing.
The prize was a vegetable and fruit from the Jade Spring Mountain Villa as well as a promotional page of the Jade Spring Mountain Villa. Maybe many commoners did not know of the fame of the Jade Spring Mountain Villa, but it did not matter as long as they did not know of its name. To many commoners, the prize was worth ten thousand gold coins, not much difference from the reward of ten thousand gold coins.
Yang Sanmao used a pickup truck as a simple stage, allowing a few young and beautiful Jade Spring Mountain Villa girls to stand on it and host the riddle guessing. It was true that it did look like that, even though it was an amateur, the atmosphere was still very warm.
"From afar, it looks like a lantern, but from close up, it looks like a hole. It's both a lantern and a hole. Excuse me, what is this?"
A little sister from Dispersive Flower Courtyard Department was reading while laughing. Although she was not very professional, the flowers and branches that were trembling were especially alluring. Just Yang Fann alone saw that there were at least a dozen foolish old masters swallowing their saliva.
"Mister, please raise your hand first and answer!"
"Broken lantern!" This person seemed to have heard the traditional crosstalk before, so he answered with great confidence.
"Unfortunately, I got the wrong answer. It's not a broken lantern, but a good lantern. The traditional lanterns all have holes in them. There are no holes, so how can the candles be lit?"
"Argh!"
All of the onlookers laughed so hard that they fell to the ground. Yang Fann was also stunned, that's even possible, wasn't this the same situation that caused Sofia and Minako to talk about the reason for the lanterns to rotate?
"Cough, cough …" The hostess could barely contain her laughter as she continued to unravel, "From a distance, you look like a donkey, from close up, you look like a donkey, but a donkey is a donkey, just that you can't ride it, what is it?"
"Ai, this little sister will raise her hand first. Little sister, guess!"
When little girl, who was in her teens, saw her answer, she shyly said, "Damn donkey."
"You're right!" Little sister, come. I'll send you a little melon. I hope that the longer you grow, the better you'll look! "
Yang Sanmao really put in a lot of effort. A cantaloupe could be sold for one or two hundred yuan, but Yang Sanmao had specially brought several hundred cantaloupe for this lantern festival. It was worth several tens of thousands yuan. It seemed that he was prepared to advertise his Jade Spring Mountain Villa properly.
"Hehe, that little sister is very smart. Let's keep going. From a distance it looks like an electric fan, from close up it looks like an electric fan, but it doesn't know how to move. Who will?"
"Sir, your raise of your hand is the fastest, please answer!"
"Bad fan!"
"Unfortunately, I got it wrong. It's not a bad fan, it's a good fan. The reason why it doesn't turn is because there's no electricity!"
"Holy sh * t!" Everyone fell at once. This big brother's IQ is really refreshing. You don't even want to listen to the traditional crosstalk, and yet you still want to come out and guess the riddles? You should just go home and drink some milk!
"Hehe, it's still that electric fan question from before. May I ask who else has an answer?" The young mistress smiled like a fox who had stolen a chicken. She was extremely crafty.
"Hey, this big sis is raising her hand, please answer!"
"No electricity, no fan, no power!"
Good heavens! Big Sis was indeed big Sis. She was indeed very experienced. As soon as she opened her mouth, she immediately gave three answers, and obediently took a small melon away.
Minako and Sofia were eager to give it a try. They wanted to go up and guess the riddle as well, but they were not Chinese s and could not guess the strange riddles Yang Sanmao prepared.
However, the development of the situation was out of Yang Fann's expectation. After observing for a while, Yang Fann found out that the ones who were right were all women. As for men, it's not that there were none, but it was very rare.
This time, the one who answered was a man, a handsome guy with pimples all over his face. He answered very fluently, without even thinking, "It's a lantern, a good lantern. There are no holes in it, how can air enter without a hole!
After answering, this handsome youth with acne proudly awaited for the prize. In the end, the host announced loudly that he had answered wrong!