Take Along A Spring

Zhong Runjuan's mood had been complicated recently. Her son had brought back another beauty, and logically speaking, she should be opposed to it. Why would a man have to seduce so many girls for himself?    

    

However, as a mother, Zhong Runjuan also had her own selfish motives. Was her husband only allowed to like her, her own son … That's another story.    

    

To be honest, a majority of Chinese mothers hope to have many children. If their own son has the ability to find a few more girls and have a few more fat grandchildren, then life would be so wonderful!    

    

This was the collision between reality and ideals, between law and morality. From a mother's point of view, Zhong Runjuan hoped that Yang Fann would come into contact with different girls and find the most suitable ones or ones.    

    

However, as a woman, Zhong Runjuan did not want her son to become a playboy. She felt that it was enough to have Bai Mei as a lover, and Lin Xiaoling as a wife, as well as the two of them being very outstanding and able to live their lives with a single glance. As for the other girls, such as Jin Cuier and Qin Mengyao, they seemed rather young and immature.    

    

But now, before the first few women were settled, Yang Fann had actually brought back another one. It was said that it was a Japanese, and to be able to subdue a Japan woman was undoubtedly proof of his son's excellence, but what would Bai Mei and Lin Xiaoling think, and would they find it difficult just because of this Japan woman?    

    

Therefore, Zhong Runjuan was planning to have a good talk with Yang Fann and have him choose his wife's official position as soon as possible, so that he wouldn't get into too much trouble. What if some accident happened and those outstanding girls ran away?    

    

If she was their mother, she would have urged them to go on a blind date long ago. If Yang Fann didn't make the most of the time, they might be engaged to someone else. At that time, neither of them would get anything out of it.    

    

As for finding Minako as her wife, Zhong Runjuan did not even consider it. Even though Minako was very obedient and liked Zhong Runjuan, she could not accept finding a Japan woman as her wife. It was as if she had married an outsider.    

    

That night, while Minako went to her room to rest, Zhong Runjuan stopped Yang Fann, who was preparing to slip out, "Fann, don't be in such a hurry to run away. Let's have a chat."    

    

Yang Fann had already noticed that Zhong Runjuan was looking at him weirdly and knew that something bad was going to happen. With his clever brain, he had already guessed correctly and knew what Mom was going to say to him. However, he couldn't avoid it in the end and was caught off guard.    

    

"Mom, if you have something to say, hurry up and say it. I'm in a hurry to patrol Pear Ridge?"    

    

"What are you looking for? Black Bear and Xue'er aren't any stronger than you. Don't mess with me, your mother. Tell me, what are you thinking? Who are you going to find as your wife? When are you going to get married?"    

    

Zhong Runjuan had raised Yang Fann for more than twenty years, so it was fine if Yang Fann played tricks with others as long as he didn't know what kind of a person he was.    

    

Faced with Mom's sharp questions, Yang Fann was sweating profusely. He really didn't want to get married, as a married man was a married man, so he didn't want to get married.    

    

"Mom, who do you think is suitable as your girlfriend?" Yang Fann had no way to answer and had no choice but to deal with the situation. Thus, he kicked the ball back to Zhong Runjuan, wanting to hear her opinion before responding.    

    

"Bai Mei is not bad. She seems to be rather mature. She's a person who lives a good life. How can she be like that Minako? I'll listen to everything you say."    

    

Zhong Runjuan's answer did not surprise Yang Fann, but he was greatly surprised by Zhong Runjuan's reason for evaluating Minako: "Are you really my mother or something? What divine logic? Isn't it good for Minako to be obedient? You want me to find someone like you …" Cough cough, I really have to find a female hero! "    

    

Yang Fann was so excited that he almost blurted out what he was thinking. It scared him so much that he was covered in cold sweat.    

    

"What?" Yang Fann forgot that Zhong Runjuan also drank a lot of Space Spirit Spring. She was very smart too, how could she not understand what Yang Fann was trying to say.    

    

"Alright then, you little brat. So this old lady is nothing but a lion in your eyes, right?" I worked so hard and raised you up by taking a piss. Is that how you repay me? "    

    

Yang Fann slapped his forehead. Oh, it's happening again. As long as Mom used the roar of a lion, he would be defeated immediately. There was no reason at all for him to do so.    

    

"Momye, can't you be my mother? I was raised by you using shit to feed your son, and you even raised me by taking a piss. How can a mother feed her son those things?"    

    

"Stop blabbering!" Zhong Runjuan saw Yang Fann started to roll around like crazy, she suddenly had no other choice. This son of hers wasn't like when she was young, she could do whatever she wanted with him. After all, there was a farm and the boss was in charge of dozens of people.    

    

It had to be said that Yang Fann's habit of spanking was inherited from him, Mom. Unlike Zhong Runjuan, Zhong Runjuan only spanked with broom bales while Yang Fann only used his own palm.    

    

Using a broom to beat up a fart was only painful for the person who got hit, but using a meat palm to beat up a fart was much more special. It could make the person who got hit hurt hurt, but it could also make the person who got hit itch, and it could also cause the person who was hit to throb, as long as the method was suitable, it could have any effect.    

    

In addition, while beating someone's fart with one's hand, one could also weigh the feeling of being hit fart. If one was willing, one could also take the opportunity to quietly take advantage of the situation, change from hitting to touching, or perhaps …    

    

Alas, in short, it was indescribably wonderful. Only those who operated personally would be able to understand the beauty of it!    

    

"Mom, I remember what I told you the last time. Bai Mei has married before. Can you accept her as a widow?"    

    

Yang Fann took the opportunity to reveal his secret to Zhong Runjuan. He couldn't keep the matter of Bai Mei's marriage hidden anymore. It wouldn't be good for anyone if he kept it a secret.    

    

"Nonsense!" Zhong Runjuan flew into a rage, scaring Yang Fann, "Little brat, don't even try to frame Bai Mei. If you really don't want to marry Bai Mei, then forget it, don't ruin her reputation, do you understand?"    

    

"Mom, you're my mother, why don't you believe what your son said? Bai Mei has really married someone, how can you believe that?"    

    

Yang Fann was on the verge of tears. He seriously suspected that he was not Zhong Runjuan's biological daughter. This was not how it was written in novels. Even those third-rate protagonists were unconditionally trusted by their families. How could Mom not believe what she said?